Brian Coltrane Posted January 20, 2008 Report Posted January 20, 2008 Who said I was using county funds? And last time I checked, Clydesdales were not miniture...Since you're so fond of beer, I thought using Clydesdales would be appropriate. Tho' my apologies if Weiser is not your preferred Bud. ROFL!Oh wow! Jessica Simpson! I'm soooooooooooooooooooo excited! Not.Good thing I posted up that blurb about Bo's General up for auction. Shows that HNet still bothers with some REAL news once in awhile... Clydesdales? How charming. No, "Bud" ain't my brand, and after that mental image, it's not likely to to win me over. That would be a new take on a beer commercial, though. Change brands, or else -- aaaaaaugh!!Actually, just making me drink Budweiser would be pretty harsh. Note to public: HazzardNet does not officially endorse or denounce any brand of beer. Drink beer responsibly. Do not serve beer to minors. Don't drink and drive. Consumption of beer may impair your ability to operate your brain. Beer is not considered a food group and should not be used in substitute of a main meal. Despite what you see on TV, beer does not make you more popular, witty, or sexy. In fact, beer bloats your stomach and gives you an incessant urge to whiz. Other common side effects of beer include blurred vision, headaches, loss of muscular coordination and loss of memory. Overdosing on beer may cause nausea and even death. Ask your doctor if beer is right for you. This public service announcement has been brought to you by BEER.Next up: Some real news. *hic* Or more empty threats. Depends on MaryAnne's mood. Quote
MaryAnne Posted January 20, 2008 Report Posted January 20, 2008 Actually, just making me drink Budweiser would be pretty harsh.*makes note* Next up: Some real news. *hic* Or more empty threats. Depends on MaryAnne's mood.What? This is all up to me now?!Here Brian....have a beer. Quote
AlexJackson Posted January 20, 2008 Report Posted January 20, 2008 *makes note*What? This is all up to me now?!Here Brian....have a beer. MaryAnne, I think the hiccuping shows that your cousin has had plenty of beer...if he keeps this up hes going to turn into one of those Budweiser Clydesdales, but with a black leather jacket of course! *chuckles* If anything Brian needs coffee...and lots of it!! Quote
Brian Coltrane Posted January 23, 2008 Report Posted January 23, 2008 Coffee? Nah. I don't drink that much beer. I'm careful about how much I imbibe, because beer makes me lazy.I'm lazy without beer, too. How lazy? Watch my next post. Quote
AlexJackson Posted January 23, 2008 Report Posted January 23, 2008 ZzzOkay forget the coffee, MaryAnne do you have a bucket of water to throw on your sleeping cousin? *laughs* Quote
Julieduke Posted January 23, 2008 Report Posted January 23, 2008 Want a cup of coffee or Hot Coco. Quote
MaryAnne Posted January 24, 2008 Report Posted January 24, 2008 ZzzHmmm....*ties ropes around the ankles and wrists of sleeping cousin...* Quote
AlexJackson Posted January 24, 2008 Report Posted January 24, 2008 Hmmm....*ties ropes around the ankles and wrists of sleeping cousin...*Ah! MaryAnne!! Quote
RogerDuke Posted January 24, 2008 Report Posted January 24, 2008 Forget about the coffee, hot chocolate and beer....now that you have him tied up, you could force him to drink buttermilk...Possum on a gumbush!! Quote
LoriDavenport Posted January 24, 2008 Report Posted January 24, 2008 Forget about the coffee, hot chocolate and beer....now that you have him tied up, you could force him to drink buttermilk...Possum on a gumbush!!To be honest with ya Roger, I wouldn't even wish that on my worst enemy...Id be finding me a knife to cut the ropes and Id run! Quote
Brian Coltrane Posted January 25, 2008 Report Posted January 25, 2008 Hmmm....*ties ropes around the ankles and wrists of sleeping cousin...**has to admit something, upon discovering predicament*Every once in awhile....I smart off, and it sorta backfires. This is one of them times. *turns full attention to esteemed cousin, peer, and buddy ol' pal* MaryAnne, accordin' to the reasonable n' customary practicies of labor negotiation....drawing and quartering ain't allowed. It's downright frowned upon! Furthermore, I'm sure there's an ordinance against it. You don't wanna pull somethin' like this.... Quote
Julieduke Posted January 25, 2008 Report Posted January 25, 2008 Hey Everybody it's Julieduke here what's going on right now. Quote
MaryAnne Posted January 26, 2008 Report Posted January 26, 2008 *has to admit something, upon discovering predicament*Every once in awhile....I smart off, and it sorta backfires. This is one of them times. *turns full attention to esteemed cousin, peer, and buddy ol' pal* MaryAnne, accordin' to the reasonable n' customary practicies of labor negotiation....drawing and quartering ain't allowed. It's downright frowned upon! Furthermore, I'm sure there's an ordinance against it. You don't wanna pull somethin' like this....*finishes tying ropes, raises an eyebrow* Pull? You sure you wanna use that word? Quote
MaryAnne Posted January 26, 2008 Report Posted January 26, 2008 Forget about the coffee, hot chocolate and beer....now that you have him tied up, you could force him to drink buttermilk...Possum on a gumbush!!Heh heh! I think given a choice, Brian would gladly take the buttermilk. Quote
Brian Coltrane Posted January 26, 2008 Report Posted January 26, 2008 Heh heh! I think given a choice, Brian would gladly take the buttermilk.Except something tells me I won't be given a choice. Just as well; I can't stand buttermilk.MaryAnne, I don't think this is what a binding labor agreement is supposta look like. Ain't you stretchin' this whole thang a little far? Quote
AlexJackson Posted January 26, 2008 Report Posted January 26, 2008 Except something tells me I won't be given a choice. Just as well; I can't stand buttermilk.MaryAnne, I don't think this is what a binding labor agreement is supposta look like. Ain't you stretchin' this whole thang a little far?Brian, considering your current predicament, dont say stretching...*chuckles* Quote
JESSI DUKE Posted January 27, 2008 Report Posted January 27, 2008 If I was you Brian I take the buttermilk. From the looks of it MaryAnn has you right where she wants you. Quote
RogerDuke Posted January 27, 2008 Report Posted January 27, 2008 Brian, I don't understand how you can be using the Hazzardnet while you're tied up. Maybe you have a pencil in your mouth or something. (maybe you have two pencils in your mouth because I see you're still able to up "Shift" for those capitol letters) Anyway, I don't know too much about computers, but can't you use it to find someone to rescue you? Maybe you should google Underdog or something. He doesn't like buttermilk either. Maybe he can bring you a super energy pill. It sounds like you could use one. Quote
Brian Coltrane Posted January 27, 2008 Report Posted January 27, 2008 Super energy pill ? Say no to drugs, Roger.Say no to buttermilk, too. How do I still function around the place elsewhere while in a predicment here? Well, "here" and "elsewhere" are different places within a place, that's all. The only time a prediciment is overriding across the board, is when we have a bet on the side, or we've truly gotten our hackles up. Otherwise, the shenanigans in one thread are separate and unique from another. But that would be a great excuse for more procrastination. Quote
MaryAnne Posted January 27, 2008 Report Posted January 27, 2008 Super energy pill ? Say no to drugs, Roger.Say no to buttermilk, too. How do I still function around the place elsewhere while in a predicment here? Well, "here" and "elsewhere" are different places within a place, that's all. The only time a prediciment is overriding across the board, is when we have a bet on the side, or we've truly gotten our hackles up. Otherwise, the shenanigans in one thread are separate and unique from another. But that would be a great excuse for more procrastination.Like you need any more excuses for procrastination!Jessi Duke has it correct. I gotcha right where I want ya. I usually always do too. Khee!However, since you wrote up that nice story on the 29th anniversary of our favorite show, I'm gonna take the ropes off ya. For now. You slack off again tho', I'll be pulling more than just some shenanigans... Quote
AlexJackson Posted January 27, 2008 Report Posted January 27, 2008 Like you need any more excuses for procrastination!Jessi Duke has it correct. I gotcha right where I want ya. I usually always do too. Khee!However, since you wrote up that nice story on the 29th anniversary of our favorite show, I'm gonna take the ropes off ya. For now. You slack off again tho', I'll be pulling more than just some shenanigans...Thats great MaryAnne that youre freeing Brian...I could comment further on this but I think I'll try and behave myself...*chuckles* Quote
Brian Coltrane Posted January 28, 2008 Report Posted January 28, 2008 MaryAnne, I won't procrastinate anymore. I promise. After tomorrow.As a show of good faith, I'll write something else for the homepage! I'll update info on a couple of topics around the forums, too. And then I'll do it all again in....oh, five, six months or so. Just kiddin'! I'll remain the productive, focused contributor you've always counted on.*straight face* Quote
RogerDuke Posted January 28, 2008 Report Posted January 28, 2008 Brian wrote that? In case you missed it big guy, I gave you a compliment about that in the Rosco thread (see Canton if you haven't already) That was a nice piece of work. Quote
LoriDavenport Posted January 28, 2008 Report Posted January 28, 2008 *Sits back watching everyone* I reckon ya'll this is the best site I have ever joined up on....the admins and moderators is funnier than I dont knwo what and ya'll are the nicest group of people I've met too. Quote
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