AlexJackson Posted July 3, 2007 Report Share Posted July 3, 2007 All we need now are the girls in skimpy outfits holding up the cards announcin' what round it is. Then again, that might distract Brian and Alex from the task at hand...Girls in skimpy outfits?? Like...bikinis?? Where?? *looking around* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexJackson Posted July 3, 2007 Report Share Posted July 3, 2007 If one of 'em was MaryAnne, that'd definately distract Alex. *thin smile curves up corners of mouth* Great idea, ain't it?D-Did you say MaryAnne?? In a skimpy outfit?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deathangel_tori Posted July 3, 2007 Report Share Posted July 3, 2007 I've got to thank you two, with the testosterone ya been flinging about, I was able to complete my submission. Though for the record, I'd pick Brian in a fight any day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
countrygirl1986 Posted July 3, 2007 Report Share Posted July 3, 2007 Whoo wee Tori, you's right, there is a lot of testosterone over here. *Pops chip in mouth* So you finished your story too? Kewl.You know, if those two weren't so busy flinging they's hormones ever'where, they'd probably be done with their stories too? Personally, I'm not gonna complain, and I don't think any of the others are gonna either cause we all gettin' a free show.If MaryAnne walked out in a skimpy outift right now holding a sign, it would give Brian a huge advantage, even if Alex does end up drooling all over the floor again. I doubt the poor guy could even pay attention to anything but.. I'd laugh myself silly. *Takes sip of rootbeer waiting for intermission to end* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deathangel_tori Posted July 3, 2007 Report Share Posted July 3, 2007 Whoo wee Tori, you's right, there is a lot of testosterone over here. *Pops chip in mouth* So you finished your story too? Kewl.You know, if those two weren't so busy flinging they's hormones ever'where, they'd probably be done with their stories too? Personally, I'm not gonna complain, and I don't think any of the others are gonna either cause we all gettin' a free show.If MaryAnne walked out in a skimpy outift right now holding a sign, it would give Brian a huge advantage, even if Alex does end up drooling all over the floor again. I doubt the poor guy could even pay attention to anything but.. I'd laugh myself silly. *Takes sip of rootbeer waiting for intermission to end*one prob with that would be there would be so much drool, that someone might fall and kill theselves. what then? i'm not cleaning up the mess Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
countrygirl1986 Posted July 3, 2007 Report Share Posted July 3, 2007 I'm sure that would hurt... but it still doesn't look like the old drool spot got cleaned up yet either. Wait, aren't they trying to hurt each other anyway? Being's that the case what harm would a little more drool do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaneyDuke Posted July 4, 2007 Report Share Posted July 4, 2007 Well, I reckon that about covers the bets, though anybody is free to get in on them at any time.<silently considers the contest might end in a draw between the fellas.> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Coltrane Posted July 4, 2007 Report Share Posted July 4, 2007 D-Did you say MaryAnne?? In a skimpy outfit?? Yes, Alex. Imagine MaryAnne in a string bikini. And wearing a dog collar. And wearing her gunbelt low, hanging off those slender, athletic hips, handcuffs dangling along one bare, shapely thigh. She smiles at you... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexJackson Posted July 4, 2007 Report Share Posted July 4, 2007 Yes, Alex. Imagine MaryAnne in a string bikini. And wearing a dog collar. And wearing her gunbelt low, hanging off those slender, athletic hips, handcuffs dangling along one bare, shapely thigh. She smiles at you... *mouth dropping open...* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaryAnne Posted July 4, 2007 Report Share Posted July 4, 2007 Yes, Alex. Imagine MaryAnne in a string bikini. And wearing a dog collar. And wearing her gunbelt low, hanging off those slender, athletic hips, handcuffs dangling along one bare, shapely thigh. She smiles at you... *mouth dropping open...*Isn't imagination wonderful? Obviously Alex thinks so.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosco_Lover Posted July 4, 2007 Report Share Posted July 4, 2007 Isn't imagination wonderful? Obviously Alex thinks so....LOL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheriff_Rosco_P_Coltrane Posted July 4, 2007 Report Share Posted July 4, 2007 Yes, Alex. Imagine MaryAnne in a string bikini. And wearing a dog collar. And wearing her gunbelt low, hanging off those slender, athletic hips, handcuffs dangling along one bare, shapely thigh. She smiles at you...LMAO...I think that image blinded me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
countrygirl1986 Posted July 4, 2007 Report Share Posted July 4, 2007 *whispers to MaryAnne, Mufn, and BL* Ya know... I think Brian's winning and he's not even laying a hand on Alex right now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexJackson Posted July 4, 2007 Report Share Posted July 4, 2007 Isn't imagination wonderful? Obviously Alex thinks so....*blinks a moment shaking head like a dog and rubbing eyes* ha! Nice try Brian...Dont look at me MaryAnne your cousin is the one talking about you in a bikini! *chuckles* Though I must admit, it is a lovely image...Alex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Coltrane Posted July 4, 2007 Report Share Posted July 4, 2007 *mouth dropping open...*Yeah, Alex....MaryAnne in that string bikini, wearing a low-slung gunbelt, dangling those handcuffs, and wearing a big, warm smile. And havin' been sunning herself in that string bikini, she's got a sheen of suntan lotion covering every inch of her body. Her skin is soft, supple...and her nearly-nude, athletic body shows the flex of lean muscle as she walks. Her sleek, tan legs glisten in the sunlight...and she walks towards you in those high-heeled sandals she's wearing...her lips whisper your name... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lost_sheep3 Posted July 4, 2007 Report Share Posted July 4, 2007 Oh boy...Alex is a goner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaryAnne Posted July 4, 2007 Report Share Posted July 4, 2007 *listens to cousin and takes out ticket book to take notes* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexJackson Posted July 4, 2007 Report Share Posted July 4, 2007 Yeah, Alex....MaryAnne in that string bikini, wearing a low-slung gunbelt, dangling those handcuffs, and wearing a big, warm smile. And havin' been sunning herself in that string bikini, she's got a sheen of suntan lotion covering every inch of her body. Her skin is soft, supple...and her nearly-nude, athletic body shows the flex of lean muscle as she walks. Her sleek, tan legs glisten in the sunlight...and she walks towards you in those high-heeled sandals she's wearing...her lips whisper your name... *dark eyes widen again then seem to get bigger with every detail...swallows hard, throat suddenly dry, imagination working overtime...* Whoa......*whispers* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Coltrane Posted July 4, 2007 Report Share Posted July 4, 2007 *dark eyes widen again then seem to get bigger with every detail...swallows hard, throat suddenly dry, imagination working overtime...* Whoa......*whispers**grins wickedly, then lunges at Alex and plows him over, knocking him backwards, taking him by surprise during his distracted state. With a snarl, pins Alex and puts teeth over his throat, growling a clear threat* GRRRRRRRR!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexJackson Posted July 5, 2007 Report Share Posted July 5, 2007 *grins wickedly, then lunges at Alex and plows him over, knocking him backwards, taking him by surprise during his distracted state. With a snarl, pins Alex and puts teeth over his throat, growling a clear threat* GRRRRRRRR!!*gasps, losing air as gets slammed back into the ground with the sudden takedown...the weight of the dark haired man on top...the teeth around the throat...hands move to the leather covered shoulders.. wanting to push off but know that the motion could sink teeth further into the throat...right hand moves and grabs Brian by the ear, grips it and gives a strong twist, twisting the shell of the ear hard...when the pain makes the jaws loosen around the throat. shoves the black clad man off and hands moving to the throat, feeling the teeth indentations then quickly gets to feet* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Coltrane Posted July 5, 2007 Report Share Posted July 5, 2007 *yelps with the ear twist, letting go and springing up. Still grinning, wipes mouth with back of hand* Eeeeyuck. Whatevah after-shave yer usin', it tastes terrible." *paces around Alex, ready to attack again, looking determined to finish him....er, it....* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexJackson Posted July 5, 2007 Report Share Posted July 5, 2007 *yelps with the ear twist, letting go and springing up. Still grinning, wipes mouth with back of hand* Eeeeyuck. Whatevah after-shave yer usin', it tastes terrible." *paces around Alex, ready to attack again, looking determined to finish him....er, it....*Its not supposed to be tasted Brian...*rubbing at throat a moment watching Brian walk back and forth.. readying self for anything...* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaryAnne Posted July 5, 2007 Report Share Posted July 5, 2007 *as the fight began to escalate, quietly slips away from the crowd and returns a few minutes later dressed NOT in a string bikini but a dark blue one piece bathing suit, cut high on the sides and with a plunging neckline that's enough to be distracting. Still wears deputy hat and gun belt, slung low. Walks by the two fighting men in high heeled sandals and gives a casual smile, like it was all normal* Hi Alex! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Coltrane Posted July 5, 2007 Report Share Posted July 5, 2007 *prepares to attack Alex again, ready to clean his clock, but then cousin's casual, bathing suit stroll causes a full stop and a double-take* Holy @#%*..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexJackson Posted July 5, 2007 Report Share Posted July 5, 2007 *as the fight began to escalate, quietly slips away from the crowd and returns a few minutes later dressed NOT in a string bikini but a dark blue one piece bathing suit, cut high on the sides and with a plunging neckline that's enough to be distracting. Still wears deputy hat and gun belt, slung low. Walks by the two fighting men in high heeled sandals and gives a casual smile, like it was all normal* Hi Alex!*head turns seeing the Deputy and mouth drops open....* oh my Lord...*whispers, eyes no longer on Brian but on the Deputy in her bathing suit, hat and gun belt...hears the greeting and nods slowly...* H-Hi... M-MaryAnne....*swallows hard* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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