Mama's Family and Dukes Crossover(Not title Yet)

[Bo's Crush]

Thelma: well, youre great grandaddy told me, he used to run shine when i was little.

Bubba: well did he get caught by revenurs?

Balladeer: I 'll iterrupt this conversation but I wonder what the others are doing?

[Julieduke]

Thelma: well' date=' youre great grandaddy told me, he used to run shine when i was little.

Bubba: well did he get caught by revenurs?

Balladeer: I 'll iterrupt this conversation but I wonder what the others are doing?[/quote']

Angelena says "Well Mrs. Harper your granddaddy ran shine I don't think he was ever caught Bubba or your family would have something about somewhere."

Cue Bo's Crush

[Bo's Crush]

Thelma: so true Im gonna go see how's shannon coming along, i mean with her baby coming. I just love baby, except when giving birth. I gotta teach her that scream breath in and AAh.

[Julieduke]

Thelma: so true Im gonna go see how's shannon coming along' date=' i mean with her baby coming. I just love baby, except when giving birth. I gotta teach her that scream breath in and AAh.[/quote']

Angelena says "Wow Mrs. Harper you make giving birth sound painful you know nowadays there's lamaze and other things and drugs for the pain from what I heard about it."

Cue Bo's Crush

[Bo's Crush]

Thelma: well, it is painful that how I taught Noami.

Bubba: Grandma can make anything sound disatotors

cue juileduke

[Julieduke]

Thelma: well' date=' it is painful that how I taught Noami.

Bubba: Grandma can make anything sound disatotors

cue juileduke[/quote']

Thema says "Bubba, I would love to see a man squeeze a baby out and not find it painful."

Bubba says "Okay Grandma, I get your point now."

Cue Bo's Crush

[Bo's Crush]

Angelena: well why do breath in and AAh?

Thelma: well that how painful it was of when I had Vintion, Ellen and your mama ,Bubba.

Bubba: Mama said that she used to sing too you?

Thelma: Oh lord, don't bring that up.

Bubba: Why?

cue julieduke

[Julieduke]

Angelena: well why do breath in and AAh?

Thelma: well that how painful it was of when I had Vintion' date=' Ellen and your mama ,Bubba.

Bubba: Mama said that she used to sing too you?

Thelma: Oh lord, don't bring that up.

Bubba: Why?

cue julieduke[/quote']

Thema says "Because your Mama's singing was terrible I never had the heart to tell her that and not something anybody ever wanted to hear anytime."

Cue Bo's Crush

[Bo's Crush]

Bubba: maybe theat why daddy told mama never to sing.

Thelma: I even remeber a time, it was my birthday and she sang a song , it was horrible it was like yesterday....

cue juileduke( I want you to do the memory)

[Julieduke]

Bubba: maybe theat why daddy told mama never to sing.

Thelma: I even remeber a time' date=' it was my birthday and she sang a song , it was horrible it was like yesterday....

cue juileduke( I want you to do the memory)[/quote']

Many years ago

Narrator : It was Thema's birthday Vinton and Ellen had bought there Momma something allreadry and it seemed that Eunice didn't even bother to go shopping she was too busy with her future husband Bruce.

In Raytown

Carl and kids were getting ready for the party and Iola Boylan had made a Blue Velvet cake he newest recipe and she had brought it over has birthday cake. And Eunice walks in the kitchen and says "Uh, a blue cake that thing must be moldy or something I don't want any of that cake right there."

Carl had seen what her daughter did to the neighbors daughter and he says "Eunice Harper you get you talil over her and say your sorry right now young lady that wasn't very nice and what did you buy your mother for her birthday."

Eunice says "Well, nothing but for Mama's birthday I'm going to sing Harper Valley P.T.A. to her and she just going to love it."

Cue Bo's Crush( I got a great start see what you can do with this right here."

[Bo's Crush]

Ellen: Oh dear, sister Eunice, you know you can't sing.

Eunice: Oh yeah, just watch me.

Vintion: Eunice cant sing, Eunice cant sing!

Carl: that's enough Vintion, Iola has your cake coming?

Iola: Oh, rather well Mr. Harper would you like a taste, Hey Vint.

Vintion: Hey.

cue juileduke

[Julieduke]

Ellen: Oh dear' date=' sister Eunice, you know you can't sing.

Eunice: Oh yeah, just watch me.

Vintion: Eunice cant sing, Eunice cant sing!

Carl: that's enough Vintion, Iola has your cake coming?

Iola: Oh, rather well Mr. Harper would you like a taste, Hey Vint.

Vintion: Hey.

cue juileduke[/quote']

Eunice says "It still looks Moldy Iola and I don't care what you think and yes I can sing."

cue Bo's Crush

[Bo's Crush]

Carl: Eunice, you better apoligze or your not going to your mama's party.

Eunice: All right Im sorry.

cue juileduke.

[Julieduke]

Carl: Eunice' date=' you better apoligze or your not going to your mama's party.

Eunice: All right Im sorry.

cue juileduke.[/quote']

All of sudden Thema comes walking in the room and says "Whats all the commotion in the kitchen." And she see's the Blue Velvet Cake that Iola made and she says "Iola that is beautiful and Eunice cut it out allreadry you didn't buy me anything for my birthday again this year."

cue Bo's Crush

[Bo's Crush]

Eucenice: Nope, Im gonna sing to you again this year.

Thelma: Oh lord, hello another rotten birthday.

Carl : oh thelma think of her as she was Iola's sister or something.

cue juileduke

[Julieduke]

Eucenice: Nope' date=' Im gonna sing to you again this year.

Thelma: Oh lord, hello another rotten birthday.

Carl : oh thelma think of her as she was Iola's sister or something.

cue juileduke[/quote']

Eunice says "That's not funny Daddy!"

Cue Bo's Crush

[Bo's Crush]

Carl: Eunice, I'm ready to send you away.

Thelma: Do it.

Eunice: Mama!

cue juileduke

[Julieduke]

Carl: Eunice' date=' I'm ready to send you away.

Thelma: Do it.

Eunice: Mama!

cue juileduke[/quote']

Thema says "Well listen to me for once and quit driving me crazy and another thing please don't sing again."

Present day

Bubba and Angelena was in awe of how his mother ruined his grandmother's birthday party and how she wanted to send her away. He looked at his grandmother and about his mother in new light now.

cue Bo's Crush

[Bo's Crush]

Bubba: wow grandma i didnt know that you hated mama that much.

[Julieduke]

Bubba: wow grandma i didnt know that you hated mama that much.

Thema says "It's not that hate your Mama I just don't like her actions and the person she has become she is always so jealous about everything but your the best thing I have from Mama now Bubba."

Cue Bo's Crush

[Julieduke]

Bubba says "Grandma, I'm going to get my mother to apoloaize you to proper and maybe the two of you can mend some fences as well."

[Bo's Crush]

thelma: well, i tell you she'll never apoligze because neber did afer she got marrried and i was hoping she would , but she never did.

Bubba: well, grandma i'm still gonna do it wether she won't do it or not.

balladeer: I hope this doesn't turn out bad. let's find out and see.

[Julieduke]

thelma: well' date=' i tell you she'll never apoligze because neber did afer she got marrried and i was hoping she would , but she never did.

Bubba: well, grandma i'm still gonna do it wether she won't do it or not.

balladeer: I hope this doesn't turn out bad. let's find out and see.[/quote']

Angelena looks at Bubba and his Grandma and says "Well, why don't we wait for her at the Boar's Nest and then while the three of you are talking I'll lock the keys in her car on her."

Cue Bo's Crush

[Bo's Crush]

Thelma: well you go and talk to your mama and im gonna help Shannon and Bo.

Bubba: come on Angelena, let's go.

cue juileduke

[Julieduke]

Thelma: well you go and talk to your mama and im gonna help Shannon and Bo.

Bubba: come on Angelena' date=' let's go.

cue juileduke[/quote']

Eunice walks back in the Boars Nest and goes and see's her son in sitting at the table and she thinks that he is up to something but where is Mama at right now.

Cue Bo's Crush