Brian Coltrane Posted November 21, 2006 Author Report Posted November 21, 2006 How soon is the dee-luxe beer coaster going to be released anyway?Beats me. Just when you thought the innunedo was winding down. Bahaha! Ahem. Oh, put that down, I'll answer! According to the DVD industry site that I follow, says "Spring" of 2007. WB's earlier press releases said "early" 2007. I'm gonna peg that to mean March or April. Quote
MaryAnne Posted November 21, 2006 Report Posted November 21, 2006 Oh man....Brian, don't make me use this... Quote
Brian Coltrane Posted November 21, 2006 Author Report Posted November 21, 2006 Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me. Quote
MaryAnne Posted November 21, 2006 Report Posted November 21, 2006 Excuse me y'all. Brian is temporarily unavailable. Apparently he's tied up at the moment. In the meantime I'll need a replacment moderator for the duration. Anyone interested in the position should see me for a full screening. Quote
AlexJackson Posted November 21, 2006 Report Posted November 21, 2006 MaryAnne---You tied up Brian?? And what does a full screening entail? If its more rope involved or the whips and chains Brian talked about... then Im game!!! Where do I apply??Alex Quote
Divia Posted November 22, 2006 Report Posted November 22, 2006 Never liked the G rating myself. And lets be fair. How come I dont see half as many sexy men pics.Anyway, I am looking forwad to this movie. I want to see what it is about. If it sucks well, it was a direct to DVD movie. Quote
MaryAnne Posted November 23, 2006 Report Posted November 23, 2006 Divia....we'll work on the sexy men pic thing. I just did a quick search tho' and came up with some disappointing prospects. Speaking of disappointing prospects...is Alex the only one interested in applying to be a moderator?! Is the whip too intimidating? I can leave that out of the interview.... Quote
JESSI DUKE Posted November 23, 2006 Report Posted November 23, 2006 Now MaryAnne if you need help.Sign me up. I help whip these people in shape,or tie them up. Whatever you need.Jessi Quote
Divia Posted November 23, 2006 Report Posted November 23, 2006 Actually I am quite good with a whipI didnt know a mod left. To mod what? Is this a serious question? Quote
Meadowmufn Posted November 23, 2006 Report Posted November 23, 2006 I'm not sure we ever have serious situations on HazzardNet... unless MaryAnne trips over the plug. Quote
Capt_Redneck Posted November 23, 2006 Report Posted November 23, 2006 I would love to be a mod....Break out the paddles ........Thank you sir may I have another....Whip me, beat me, do whatever you want just be careful I might like that Darrell Quote
AlexJackson Posted November 23, 2006 Report Posted November 23, 2006 Hey Buck Naked--Spanksgiving huh? That might be my new favorite holiday, a lot more stimulating then turkey with all the fixings! AlexPS. If Thanksgiving is Spanksgiving...lets talk about Christmas!! Quote
MaryAnne Posted November 24, 2006 Report Posted November 24, 2006 Whether I'm tripping a cord or cracking the whip, we take thangs sherious 'round heah! Usually. Granted tripping a cord is usually more serious than anything. LOLNow, lessee heah.... in honor of the spanksgiving holiday, yes Darrell, you may have another! Another helping of turkey, another piece of pie...Khee! Alex...you are a turkey with all the fixin's. Why, just lookit this photograph my investigators turned up....Hmmm....I'll admit you've got the holdings but I'm not sure you have the assets. Besides that I've discovered I can't fire Brian anyway because he has a binding contract. I'll tell ya, these legalities sure put one in a tight situation. Quote
AlexJackson Posted November 24, 2006 Report Posted November 24, 2006 MaryAnne...Wow I never expected to see that on Hnet, but I have to admit you do have some thorough investigators... *chuckles* Well I did say that all this whip and chain talk was right up my alley...now you have the photographic proof! And as for the moderator job its okay, you do have the best one on your payroll already, namely your dog collar sporting black clad cousin, Brian! And yeah, outfits er...I mean... legalites can be pretty tight. So can other things...as you can see. *chuckles* Alex Quote
Brian Coltrane Posted November 24, 2006 Author Report Posted November 24, 2006 Besides that I've discovered I can't fire Brian anyway because he has a binding contract. I'll tell ya, these legalities sure put one in a tight situation.It's a "binding contract", awright. I should have had an escape clause put in there, but I never expected certain restraining measures to be so literally applied. And I've taken pains to resolve certain internal issues....ow. Beats being fired, though. And Alex, could you have jumped over my incapacitated body any faster to take my job?! I'll remember this one, buddy. The way you've been drooling over MaryAnne, I hope you're wearing a bib. If nothing else.On a positive note, it's good that so many of you enjoy this place enough to be willing to join us in the pit. All you guys would make great mods, and if the need ever seriously presented itself, we'd give y'all official consideration. Fortunately for me, HazzardNet, like the rest of Hazzard County, puts a lot of value on nepotism. Brian Quote
AlexJackson Posted November 24, 2006 Report Posted November 24, 2006 Brian---I'll have you know I have the utmost respect for MaryAnne, any woman with such skill with both ropes and whips is a-ok in my book! *chuckles*And as for your job Brian, I wasnt interested in it as much as I was the fact it involved dog collars and being tied up! *laughs* Seriously though I wouldnt or couldnt ever replace you as a moderator , its a tough job and you do it well Brian. So believe me when I say you got job security, nepotism aside...Alex Quote
Brian Coltrane Posted November 25, 2006 Author Report Posted November 25, 2006 This just goes to show ya, this thread has been enlightening concerning the amount of self-discovery it's offered to our members. Right Alex?For crying out loud, get a grip on yerself. Quote
pendragon1980 Posted November 25, 2006 Report Posted November 25, 2006 boys, boys...let's be nice...don't make me step between you. Hmmm...well, with those outfits...nevermind being about nice, I'll be happy to step in.Doc Quote
AlexJackson Posted November 25, 2006 Report Posted November 25, 2006 Interesting advice there Brian considering all the colorful comments that has been posted to this thread... But I will bite my tongue and not touch that comment with a ten foot pole... Quote
Brian Coltrane Posted November 25, 2006 Author Report Posted November 25, 2006 Yeah, Alex, bite your tongue. Easy to do, it's been hangin' outta your mouth enough. You're one twisted customer.Oh, listen. They're playing your song. Yyyyy M-C-A! It's fun to stay at the Yyyy Mmm C Aaaa-aaa! Brian Quote
AlexJackson Posted November 25, 2006 Report Posted November 25, 2006 Brian--I dont think Im twisted, at least no more so than any other citizen of Hazzard! *chuckles*And besides, if I'm twisted I'm not alone... Ever heard of the pot calling the kettle black? Alex Quote
MaryAnne Posted November 25, 2006 Report Posted November 25, 2006 Hmm...me thinks Brian's dog collar is either too tight or I need to tighten it.... Quote
Brian Coltrane Posted November 25, 2006 Author Report Posted November 25, 2006 Hmm...me thinks Brian's dog collar is either too tight or I need to tighten it....Gah! It's just fine. Ma'am. Talk about havin' a new leash on life. *ACK!*Anyhow! Back to our program. Coming up - and I mean it this time - I've got DVD movie news and photos. Got an article where April Scott talks about a shower scene that involves full frontal nudity. (Not of her.) Tho' I think anything WB can come up with at this point, pales in comparison to our current sexpectations. Dammit, did it again. Somebody slap me. NO! I take that back! Brian Quote
MaryAnne Posted November 25, 2006 Report Posted November 25, 2006 BRIAN!! *Pulls out the whip....* Quote
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