Dukes of Hazzard: The Beginning ( direct to DVD movie)

[Val Strate]

Gee MaryAnne! I'd hate to be wearing that in a snow storm.

I'm glad Brian doesn't pick out the Wildlife department's uniforms because, I might be left with just a fig leaf, a pair of antlers and a sling shot! Ding dang budget cuts suck! It'd be Howdy Nudey Time!

Val

[MaryAnne]

Okay, the G rating is long gone now isn't it?

That first alternate uniform.....umm that's a little too much. Although ironically I've been accused of crackin' the whip around heah so I guess that makes me an Administratrix?

The skirt on that second one reminds of an old Carol Burnett skit where she plays a secretary wearing this outrageously tight skirt and she could hardly walk in it. I've got waaaaay too much to do around here to be bound by a skirt.

Okay, maybe bound isn't the word I wanna use....

Uh, anyway! Tell y'all what. I'll compromise with something that allows me to remain somewhat modest. Add the whip to this number and we may have a winner.....

Maybe??

[BeauregardDuke73]

I like the new uniform! But with Brian around, I think a whip would be a great idea.

[Brian Coltrane]

I've been accused of crackin' the whip around heah so I guess that makes me an Administratrix?

<THUD!> oh, lawdy! *cough gasp wheeze*

Fittin', though. One doesn't need to be a masochist to work here, but it helps!

MaryAnne, I think that's a reasonable compromise on the uniform. Especially considering the accessories you've mentioned. AHEM!

In the interest of being fair, I guess we'd better give some consideration to my own updated attire, eh?

For those of you already covering your eyes....good move.

Brian

[pendragon1980]

As long as we're giving the Hazzard professionals a sexy twist....

How about this for the new medical clinic uniform?

I think it would send more business my way.

Doc

[Brian Coltrane]

In the interests of good health, put me down for a complete physical.

After all, repeated self-exams only do so much.

Where will this all stop?

Oh, that reminds me. My new attire. Gotta post that yet. Probably shouldn't.....

[BeauregardDuke73]

I think it would send more business my way.

Doc

Doc do you offer group therapy?

[Brian Coltrane]

Okay, I thought about it, and against my better judgment I'm going to post a picture of my new, risque' moderator-wear! I decided on an image that is tough, sexy and edgy.

So here's the new look - bare beneath leather!

I think it speaks to my sensitive side, too.

Of course, there's something to be said for the classic, casual image. Here's a current look at being bare beneath leather. Don't worry, I censored the appropriate area.

There, that outta cover things. Barely!

[AlexJackson]

Okay.... let me get this straight, a whip-wielding tight uniformed deputy, a sexy doctor that gives heart attack a whole new meaning and it seems that head to toe leather is the new look around here.

Let me just say...

I LOVE THIS TOWN!!!!

I LOVE HAZZARD!!!!

Everybody break out the leather! Leather for all!!

*chuckles...*

Alex

[BeauregardDuke73]

and it seems that head to toe leather is the new look around here.

What do you mean the NEW look, Alex?

[Brian Coltrane]

Ok, maybe it's not much of a new look. Though I'm enjoying my new dog collar that says, "moderator."

On an aside, I have to compliment everyone here for the worst forum thread we've ever had in the history of HazzardNet.

And we owe the inspiration to WB, for cranking out yet another R-rated Dukes of Hazzard offering. To the producer of this new, upcoming beer coaster packaged as a DVD, I'd just like to say spank you very much.

For those of you totally disgusted by all this but unable to look away, don't worry. We'll resume normal programming shortly with real news about the direct-to-DVD movie. Which ain't any cleaner, but what the hell.

Brian

[Capt_Redneck]

I go away for a week and it turns into this.......

I Love It....I just wish airport security looked that good.

Arrest me now, pat me down, cuff me. Just be gentle please

I'm gone

Darrell

[pendragon1980]

Brian, Bo, Alex...you know my exams tend to be incredibly through.

Love your new look, Brian, talk about increasing blood pressure and pulse.

This whole thread is starting to look like a dirty version of the village people.

Doc

[MaryAnne]

Brian -- The new dog collar looks nice but I really think what you need is a gag....

Darrell -- Hazzard law is always gentle...but you should behave because you really don't wanna see what happens behind closed cell doors.......or do you?

Alex -- We ALL love this town. And you better behave too!

Doc -- I think the only thing we're missing is the construction guy and the indian. And a local YMCA. ROFL

[AlexJackson]

MaryAnne---

Me? Behave? Id have to say...

NEVER!! *chuckles*

Sorry but if I behaved now, what would the local law do, thered be no one to arrest...

Alex

[Capt_Redneck]

Darrell -- Hazzard law is always gentle...but you should behave because you really don't wanna see what happens behind closed cell doors.......or do you?

Doc -- I think the only thing we're missing is the construction guy and the indian. And a local YMCA. ROFL

MaryAnne - Do you really want me to answer that? 8)

Doc - I was thinking the same thing arfter reading this thread....Oh those unifroms...

I'm gone

Darrell

[Brian Coltrane]

Brian -- The new dog collar looks nice but I really think what you need is a gag....

Gag?! MaryAnne, you really need to learn to restrain yerself. And since you already carry handcuffs, that outta be easy.

Meantime, if anybody wants to break into a chorus of YMCA, beat my guest.

[Capt_Redneck]

Y M C A

I's Fun To Stay at the

Y M C A

[AlexJackson]

Brian--

Gags? Handcuffs? Beat my guest?? Wow this place is getting more risque by the second!

Alex

[MaryAnne]

You're right Alex. This place is getting out of control. We gotta tie things down, get a grip on this chain of nonesense and whip ourselves back into shape here.

[AlexJackson]

MaryAnne---

Tying?? Chains??? Whips???? Deputy with a whip, Brian with a dog collar? Boy all that gives chain gang a whole new meaning or is that... The Hnet Whip and Chain Gang?

Alex

[Meadowmufn]

Wasn't this a thread about the new Dukes Prequel movie? This has gotta be the most off topic thread I've read in a while. Somehow, though, I think it'll be more entertaining than the actual movie....

[Brian Coltrane]

Mufn, you ain't kiddin'. Hell, WB will probably use half of this in the movie.

Alex, when I told you that I was kept on a very short leash around here - I meant it. Literally.

When I say that somebody is yanking my chain on HNet, I ain't just whistling The Battle Hymn of the Republic. Why, lemme tell ya what an average day around here is like. Every day, I show up and check in and

and if I'm lucky then I've done everything right and I avoid getting any further reminders.

I'm sure there's labor laws against this kind of thing, which is why I choose to stay here.

[MaryAnne]

BAHAHAHAHAHA!! That's gotta be the best censored graphic I've ever seen. Khee!

Yeah, WB probably will use most of this in the flick or promotion for it, since they can't come up with anything as remotely clever as we can.

How soon is the dee-luxe beer coaster going to be released anyway?

[Kelly Davenport]

I have ta say ... this is a very interestin' topic ta read ... and tryin' not ta die laughin'. Nuthin' funny about ruinin' the Dukes ... but y'all make this thread entertainin'.