Hobie Hartkins Posted December 31, 2024 Report Share Posted December 31, 2024 I don't know if you guys will think it's funny but I got a kick out of this one! LOL! A lady was coming home from the evening service at church and she noticed that there was a man in the house and he was stealing her stuff. She freaked out and screamed " Acts 2:38!!" The thief stopped where he was and didn't move. The woman calmly called the cops and when they got there, she told them what had happened. One of the cops asked him, while he was being handcuffed, " Why didn't you just run away?" All she did was scream a Bible verse at you? The thief said, " A Bible verse? I thought she said she had an Ax and 2 38's !!" RogerDuke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hobie Hartkins Posted 23 hours ago Author Report Share Posted 23 hours ago Did you know that the Honda car was much bigger in Bible times ?? Yes.....according to scripture, the Apostles all left in one Accord!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HossC Posted 3 hours ago Report Share Posted 3 hours ago If we're going down that route, don't forget that God had an old Plymouth: for, as the Bible explicitly states, "God drove Adam and Eve from the garden of Eden in a Fury." 😂 And then there were the Old Testament British motorbikes: for example, "Joshua's Triumph was heard throughout the land" and, "The roar of Moses' Triumph is heard in the hills." 😂 Hobie Hartkins 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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