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Do-it-yerself Dukes Lyrics!

Brian Coltrane
in Hazzard Swamp

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Let's have some fun messin' with the "Good Ol' Boys" theme, shall we? With all apologies to Waylon, here's my first stab at it :

Just the good ol' boys...

Here's a story to tell !

Not much to share between them all,

'Cept for chickens, goats and straw,

Because they're poor as hell !

But they've got a car!

Muscle under the hood!

That's the most important thang

To folks livin' in the Hazzard backwoods!

Just the good ol' boys...

Spend all their money on gas!

Two cousins and a car,

Against a Sheriff who's a pain in the -

:D

Brian

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    • 4 weeks later...

    Just an awful script,

    Didn’t make much sense,

    Changed everything ya saw

    From the Duke Boys to the Law

    Boss Hogg was so thin

    Making us curse,

    Swear, shout, and coerce

    Our fellow Duke fans

    To stop this from traveling the lands

    Making it’s way

    From Coast to Coast

    Disregarding everything

    That made Hazzard the most.

    Just an awful film,

    It was such a disgrace

    It caused the Broken Lizard

    To hide their face

    IN SHAME! (YEEHAW!)

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