Dukes of Hazzard Paraphrasing/Inaccurate Quotes

[Skipper Duke]

Season 1 The Big Heist.

Luke is developing a plan to get Boss Hogg in trouble for unpaid moonshine taxes.

Uncle Jesse:"What're you thinkin' Luke?"

Luke:"I'm thinkin' we could really have some fun if you called in old Harvey Essex on this one."

Uncle Jesse:"Harvey Essex? Since when did we have anything to do with revenuers?"

Luke:"Yeah!" Uncle Jesse catches the drift and winks with Luke.

[Skipper Duke]

Season 3 The Legacy

Deputy Wilbur Fudge:"Boss, this is Wilbur. Them beeps are beginning to sound like the bell on my typewriter. Whatcha want me to do?"

Boss Hogg:"Don't do anything you dipstick! Until me an' the other dipstick catch up with you, you hear!?"

Wilbur Fudge:"Oh. Thanks Boss."

[Skipper Duke]

Season 3 The Legacy

Bo:"Luke, you ain't never gonna believe who's behind us. Remember that guy who used wonder around town with a calculator all the time?"

Luke:"Wilbur. The county controller."

Bo:"That's him back there."

Luke:"If there is anything in that mine, I don't want them 2 lookin' over our shoulder when we find it. Lose 'em alright!"

Bo:"Alright. Ha ha Wilbur."

Luke:"I thought you were gonna lose 'em!?"

Bo:"Luke, if there's 1 thing I can't stand, it's a side seat driver! Now I'm gonna lose 'em, soon as I pass by the old sawmill. Alright!?"

Luke (Gestures ok.)

Bo:"Thank you!"

[Skipper Duke]

Season 7 Happy Birthday General Lee. The bad guy Rick and his girlfriend Ginny find the Dukes during the road race. They want the '69 Charger back. Because their stolen gold dust is hidden in it.

Ginny:"It looks like some kind of road race goin' on."

Rick:"Yer right. I bet this is where those cousins were headin'."

Ginny:"There they are!"

Rick:"They ain't gettin' away this time!"

Luke:"Bo."

Bo:"Luke. This just ain't our day."

Rick:"Pull over cousins, or yer dead!" (Has gun on them.)

Luke:"Alright. You got us. We'll pull right over." (Softly to Bo.)"Hit it."

Bo:"What?"

Luke:"Go!"

[Skipper Duke]

I love this scene. Season 7 Happy Birthday General Lee. when at the startin' line Boss an' Rosco meet the Dukes car.

Boss:"What the devil is here thing!?"

Luke:"Boss. Rosco. Meet the General Lee."

Boss:"Oh. It's the General Lee!"

Rosco:"General Lee."

Boss:"Well, it sure is the ugliest color I ever did see!" 

Rosco:"Yeah! Ugly, ugly, ugly!"

Bo:"Ugly huh? Well, about the only thing yer gonna see of this car when the race starts, is the tail end spittin' dust back at you!"

[Skipper Duke]

Season 7 Dr. Jekyll Mr. Duke, when Bo and Luke fight in the end of the episode, after the mind altering chemical Luke ingested finally wears off.

Luke(After they whip each other, seeing Bo's busted bleeding lip.):"Who the heck beat-?"

Bo:"You did!"

[Skipper Duke]

Season 5 Dukes Strike it Rich

Coy:"Capitol City. I think we lost this one Vance."

Vance:"No we didn't! There's Rosco."

[Skipper Duke]

Season 7 Happy Birthday General Lee 

Luke:"There's Boss up ahead."

Bo:"Yeah, an' he's almost at the finish line too. Come on General. We got a give it all we got. Don't fail us now."

Luke:"I got an idea."

Bo:"What?"

Luke:"You think you could pull of that jumpin' trick again?"

Bo:"Yeah. With my eyes closed."

Luke:"Alright. Let 'er rip."

[RogerDuke]

On 5/2/2025 at 6:15 AM, Skipper Duke said:

 

Luke:"You think you could pull of that jumpin' trick again?"

Bo:"Yeah. With my eyes closed."

 

I don't know what episode it is from but this reminds me of a scene where Bo is driving and Luke says in a panic "I can't look" and closes his eyes. Bo responds "Neither can I" and closes his too. 

[Skipper Duke]

4 hours ago, RogerDuke said:

I don't know what episode it is from but this reminds me of a scene where Bo is driving and Luke says in a panic "I can't look" and closes his eyes. Bo responds "Neither can I" and closes his too. 

Cousin Roger Duke... That's in Season 2 Episode 1 Gold Fever. Overall episode 14 of 147.

[Skipper Duke]

Season 7 Happy Birthday General Lee.

Bo and Luke are in Cooter's truck hauling the old wrecked Black Charger from Capitol City Junkyard back to Cooter's Garage in Hazzard to turn it into the General Lee. They almost have a crash. They avoid the oncoming car.

Luke:"That was close enough!" 

Bo:"We almost got sent to the pits, before we even started the race!"

[Skipper Duke]

3 hours ago, Skipper Duke said:

Cousin Roger Duke... That's in Season 2 Episode 1 Gold Fever. Overall episode 14 of 147.

Oops Cousin Roger Duke. I mean Episode 15. Days of Shine and Roses is 14.

[Skipper Duke]

Season 7 Happy Birthday General Lee

Luke:"Bo."

Bo:"Awe shoot. It's them again."

Rick:"Pull over you rubes, we want that car!"

Luke:"Why don't leave us alone!? We bought this car, it's ours!"

Bo:"Luke."

Rick(Waving gun menacingly.):"Yeah!? An' this here says it's ours! Now pull over!"

Luke:"Yeah. Alright! You got us. We'll pull right over." (Softly to Bo so only he can hear.)"Hit it!"

Bo:"What?"

Luke:"Go!"

Luke:"We left the dang bows an' arrows back in the trunk!"

Bo:"Well, the General needed a trial run. He's gettin' it."

Bo:"Dang it, those 2 never give up. Oh great, the dang bridge is washed out!"

Rick:"We got 'em now!"

Luke:"Why ain't you slowin' down!? We're gonna crash!"

Bo:"Well, wish me luck!"

Luke:"Bo!"

Waylon Jennings:"Folks, this is a historic moment. The first jump ever made by General Lee."

Rick:"It's ok sugar. We'll have to take the long around. But we'll get 'em!"

Luke:"You alright?"

Bo:"Yeah."

Luke:"We just jumped a dang creek!"

Bo:"Yeah! General Lee always was a Calvary man huh?"

Luke:"We built more into this car than just plugs an' pistons I guess."

Bo:"Fightin' spirit of the South! Come on cousin, we got us a race to win!"

Luke:"Hang on a second. I'm gonna go grab the bow and arrows, 'cause I don't wanna have to do that again."

Bo:"General, yer somethin' else. We jumped right over that creek, didn't we?"

Luke:"We sure did!"

Bo:"Clean over it! Yeah hoo!"

Waylon Jennings:"And this is the Boars Nest 8 years ago. Well, at least it didn't deteriorate. And this is the startin' line of the big race, that's either gonna save the Duke Farm or plow it under."

Edited Tuesday at 07:14 AM by Skipper Duke

[Skipper Duke]

Season 4 Hughie Hogg Strikes Again They're chasing Hughie Hogg in his motorhome. (Hughie pushes a green button on the dashboard and drops glass on the road.)

Luke:"You better slow down. We're gonna have to take the chance to lose him."(On the CB to Hughie.)"Ok Hughie, you can pull over. Yer little trick didn't work."

Hughie(On CB to Luke.)"Yeah? Well, maybe this will! Ha ha!" (Pushes the red button. An oil slick dumps on the road.)

Bo:"Oh come on!"

Luke:"Keep it straight!"

Bo:"I'm turning, it's turning!"

[Skipper Duke]

Season 6 How to Succeed in Hazzard. (Luke & Daisy are in General Lee chasing Dewey Hogg's ambulance.)

Ambulance Driver:"Them Dukes are following us!" (Dewey Hogg flips a switch on in the back of the ambulance where he's riding at. It activates an oil slick.)

Waylon Jennings:"It looks like ol' Dewey's emergency vehicle is prepared fer any emergency. Including the Dukes."

Daisy:"Luke! That's oil!"

Luke:"Hang on sweetheart! We're goin' fer a ride!"

[Skipper Duke]

Season 7 No More Mr. Nice Guy. Bo and Luke are chasing one of the bad guys and a bad girl who is their partner. The bad guy and girl escape the train, General Lee stops on the tracks. The lights are flashing with the ding ding ding sound the railroad crossings make.

Luke:"What'd you stop for?"

Bo:"I didn't. The General did." They look at each other and hurry up and get out the windows. Luke runs to the back. Bo reaches in and puts it in gear so it will roll forward when they push.

Luke (Before Bo joins him to help push.):"Put it in neutral, dummy!"

It freezes for the commercial. 

Waylon Jennings:"Now, boys, I know you've been pushin' yer luck. But, that was just a warm up fer the pushin' you better be doin' now."

They make it just in time. The train comes by honking its horn.

Bo (Yelling at the driver):"Thanks a lot Wendell!"