Dukes of Hazzard Paraphrasing/Inaccurate Quotes

[Skipper Duke]

Season 1 The Big Heist.

Luke is developing a plan to get Boss Hogg in trouble for unpaid moonshine taxes.

Uncle Jesse:"What're you thinkin' Luke?"

Luke:"I'm thinkin' we could really have some fun if you called in old Harvey Essex on this one."

Uncle Jesse:"Harvey Essex? Since when did we have anything to do with revenuers?"

Luke:"Yeah!" Uncle Jesse catches the drift and winks with Luke.

[Skipper Duke]

Season 3 The Legacy

Deputy Wilbur Fudge:"Boss, this is Wilbur. Them beeps are beginning to sound like the bell on my typewriter. Whatcha want me to do?"

Boss Hogg:"Don't do anything you dipstick! Until me an' the other dipstick catch up with you, you hear!?"

Wilbur Fudge:"Oh. Thanks Boss."

[Skipper Duke]

Season 3 The Legacy

Bo:"Luke, you ain't never gonna believe who's behind us. Remember that guy who used wonder around town with a calculator all the time?"

Luke:"Wilbur. The county controller."

Bo:"That's him back there."

Luke:"If there is anything in that mine, I don't want them 2 lookin' over our shoulder when we find it. Lose 'em alright!"

Bo:"Alright. Ha ha Wilbur."

Luke:"I thought you were gonna lose 'em!?"

Bo:"Luke, if there's 1 thing I can't stand, it's a side seat driver! Now I'm gonna lose 'em, soon as I pass by the old sawmill. Alright!?"

Luke (Gestures ok.)

Bo:"Thank you!"