JBama01 Posted June 10, 2005 Report Share Posted June 10, 2005 Anyone seen the pics or tne video of JS washing The General Lee ??I gotta admit, they're pretty hot...I can post a link, but I wanted to wait first... This is a family site ya know Skipper Duke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dale The Bold Posted June 10, 2005 Report Share Posted June 10, 2005 Anyone seen the pics or tne video of JS washing The General Lee ??I gotta admit, they're pretty hot...I can post a link, but I wanted to wait first... This is a family site ya know I think we've all seen that car from every angle. The video can't have anything we haven't seen.However, some parents may prefer their kids learn that stuff in shop class, when they're old enough.And I agree, that sure is one hot car. Easily the best I've seen. I hope Jessica doesn't block too much of the view. Skipper Duke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JBama01 Posted June 10, 2005 Author Report Share Posted June 10, 2005 Did I detect a bit of sarcasm there Dale ? Skipper Duke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bamamediamafia Posted June 10, 2005 Report Share Posted June 10, 2005 Anyone seen the pics or tne video of JS washing The General Lee ??I gotta admit, they're pretty hot...I can post a link, but I wanted to wait first... This is a family site ya know I think we've all seen that car from every angle. The video can't have anything we haven't seen.However, some parents may prefer their kids learn that stuff in shop class, when they're old enough.And I agree, that sure is one hot car. Easily the best I've seen. I hope Jessica doesn't block too much of the view.WTF????? a hot chick in a bikini washing the general and you are worried that she's blocking the view of the car...are you gay? Skipper Duke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dale The Bold Posted June 10, 2005 Report Share Posted June 10, 2005 WTF????? a hot chick in a bikini washing the general and you are worried that she's blocking the view of the car...are you gay?She looks like a dude. Are YOU gay?And I don't mean "gay" as in happy. It's pretty obvious you're not a very happy person. But hang in there buckaroo, things aren't all that bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bamamediamafia Posted June 10, 2005 Report Share Posted June 10, 2005 WTF????? a hot chick in a bikini washing the general and you are worried that she's blocking the view of the car...are you gay?She looks like a dude. Are YOU gay?And I don't mean "gay" as in happy. It's pretty obvious you're not a very happy person. But hang in there buckaroo, things aren't all that bad.go back to pleasuring your sheep..excuse me i meant (censored by forum nazi ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Coltrane Posted June 11, 2005 Report Share Posted June 11, 2005 Bamamediaschmedia, that remark is offensive. We have a several HazzardNet folk who have "sheep" as a part of their handle. Why not pick on yer own species, once it's properly identified, quarantined, tagged, and we're all inoculated against it?Any of ewe that think sheep jokes are funny are just plain ba-a-a-a-a-ad.Brian--------------------Friend of Sheep Everywhere Defender of small domestic animals Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Divia Posted June 11, 2005 Report Share Posted June 11, 2005 Anyone seen the pics or tne video of JS washing The General Lee ??I gotta admit, they're pretty hot...I can post a link, but I wanted to wait first... This is a family site ya know I think we've all seen that car from every angle. The video can't have anything we haven't seen.However, some parents may prefer their kids learn that stuff in shop class, when they're old enough.And I agree, that sure is one hot car. Easily the best I've seen. I hope Jessica doesn't block too much of the view. Stupid Jessica getting in the way. Skipper Duke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dale The Bold Posted June 11, 2005 Report Share Posted June 11, 2005 City dudes are always thinking farmers have sex with sheep. Onaccounta, that's what they'd do if they got to spend time with sheep, so they figure that's what farmers do. Fact is, though, we're very different people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted June 12, 2005 Report Share Posted June 12, 2005 Sheep jokes, huh? Boy I got a few of them. Jokes...not sheep. Where ya from again Bananamedia? There's always goats. Just don't pick the ugly ones...someone's always watching! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt_Redneck Posted June 12, 2005 Report Share Posted June 12, 2005 Oh Lord..........This thread has gotten good.....Brian - I love the way you diffuse the situations. Wish I had your way with words. Too good.....Dale - Yes, I do think Jessica blocks the view of OUR beloved General . Scott - Bring on the sheep jokes. Darrell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted June 12, 2005 Report Share Posted June 12, 2005 Did you hear they found a new use for sheep in (whatever state)? Wool. Where do you get virgin wool?? From ugly sheepOh boy, I could go on...And by the way, Jessica was not blocking the view of the General Lee. Just her NOSE was. Skipper Duke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
travelerF150 Posted June 12, 2005 Report Share Posted June 12, 2005 Hey Dale, Please let me know what part of the country you're from cause if all the men there look like Jessica Simpson I need to stay away, cause I just might turn gay myself. Skipper Duke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Coltrane Posted June 12, 2005 Report Share Posted June 12, 2005 This place needs a moderator! Where the hell is MaryAnne.....Anyway, this guy from the suburbs was driving through the back country one day, and he sees some weirdo in a field doing sinful things with a sheep. Mortified, he parks in front of the farmhouse and runs up to the door, pounding on it. "Hey! Hey! There's somebody out there molesting your sheep!" he yells.A kid opens up the door and says, "That's just my da-a-a-a-a-ad." Brian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted June 12, 2005 Report Share Posted June 12, 2005 HAYa know, some sheep jokes will offend some people. Those are the people I love to offend with sheep jokes though... Speaking of moderators...Mary Anne, do you have any good sheep jokes? http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y10/Scott225/sheepwav.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dale The Bold Posted June 12, 2005 Report Share Posted June 12, 2005 Hey Dale, Please let me know what part of the country you're from cause if all the men there look like Jessica Simpson I need to stay away, cause I just might turn gay myself.Actually, most of us are prettier than she is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted June 12, 2005 Report Share Posted June 12, 2005 Man, I thought it was gonna be another sheep joke. C'mon... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Coltrane Posted June 12, 2005 Report Share Posted June 12, 2005 Ewe ain't seen mutton yet..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wLc Posted June 13, 2005 Report Share Posted June 13, 2005 Ewe ain't seen mutton yet.....That was pretty funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt_Redneck Posted June 13, 2005 Report Share Posted June 13, 2005 Scott - That cartoon was too damn funny.......Brian - I knew your sheep jokes would be good......Dale & Traveler - Is ther esomething going that both of would care to share with this board? ....Just kidding..... I'm Outta HereDarrell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meadowmufn Posted June 13, 2005 Report Share Posted June 13, 2005 I have the shneakin' shushpicion some of ewe were raised in barns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaryAnne Posted June 13, 2005 Report Share Posted June 13, 2005 Sheep jokes? Listen I ain't your dyed in the wool comedian ya know... Sorry, that's the best I could come up with. ROFL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MinDuke Posted June 13, 2005 Report Share Posted June 13, 2005 Even more sheep jokes! (the cleaner ones Ive come across)Q: Why did the lamb call the police? A: He had been fleeced Q: What do you get if you cross a boa and a sheep? A: A wrap-around sweater Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted June 13, 2005 Report Share Posted June 13, 2005 Clem drove his pickup alongside the road and showed his buddy Jed where he'd first had sex. "It was right down there by that there tree. I remember it plain as day. It was a warm summer day... We were madly in love... We made our way down to that the tree and made love for hours," explained Clem."That sounds amazing," exclaimed Jed."Yep, it was goin' real well until I looked up and saw her momma standing right there watching us...""Damn, what did her momma say when she saw you puttin' it to her daughter?""Baaaaa..."Okay, okay, I quit. But I had to throw that one in! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Coltrane Posted June 14, 2005 Report Share Posted June 14, 2005 BAAA-HAHAHA! Well, we've achieved a new low. And now, so long as we're in the gutter....here's somethin' that should appeal to everybody! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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