Julieduke

Balladeer: Coy had better watch out for Josh Jr. and he and he seems mad as ever about his asking Bobby Lee out, don't go away on this one right here.

Coy had asked Bobby Lee are you hold enough to go the Boars Nest by any chance and she just smiled and said "Ya, why Coy you want to take me to see Reba McEntire sing tonight you know she's my favorite." Okay, Bobby Lee then it's a date and he had seen Josh seem upset avout the whole thing and he wanted to talk to his cousin and explain how he knew her before Josh. Josh says "Coy Duke you stole Bobby Lee from me now, and I want to talk about it outside." Coy says "Well, listen I met her years before you did Josh and maybe your just a little bit jealous about this because I asked her first." Josh says " I was getting around to it and you just cut in front of me Iin a way of speaking Coy. You just better look out for Josh Andrew Duke Jr, from now on Coy Duke." Jason says "Little Brother it ain't worth fighting your cousin over her it ain't his fault you fell for Rosco's daughter and a con artist all at the same time Josh." Josh says "You leave Angelena out of this for a dang minute and butt out of my business for once this is between me and Coy and besides her started this eariler today." Bobby Lee says "What are you three talking about and what did your cousin start with you." Cue Dukesrule2000

A ticket to a Nascar Race, two Cowboy Hats, Three Coon Dogs, Five Bango Strings, six pairs of Levi Britches, Seven Gravy biscuits, eight Elvis Records, Nine opacks of Redman, Ten rounds of ammo, Eleven wrascalin T-shirts and Twelve shots of Moonshine. that is all the days, doesn't that give you ideas for Christmas 2006. Won't people be surprized to get some of them gifts under the christmas tree next Christmas Morning.

I think this my favorite Shooter Jennings song he has on his cd.

Do you like watching Smallville , because it's my number favorite show and number two favorite show is Reba. I love to see James Best play Van's widow grandfather that takes Reba out because Van doesn't like the idea.

Balladeer: Now folks Rosco, Enos and Boss never seen anything like this before and Boss was mad that the Mean Green Machine was gone for goos well maybe he see the parts to a scrapyard now and make some money. Well folks now Ms. Reba McEnitire is going to be in the Celebrity speed trap and this coming up pretty soon. I would really love to see that photo album of Julie's I wonder is she would let me see that sometime.

Micheal had taken the two guys from the Mean Green Machine and then he had heard that Luke was going to get one more shot and get rid of it for good. When Micheal had taken them to the jail, he was greated by Boss, Rosco and Enos and they looked after he had taken care of everything he had just set a new record in Hazzerd. A while later Rosco says "Micheal who helped you catch these guys, there dangerous?" Micheal says "No offense, you mean they were dangerous and there ain't nothing left of the Mean Green Machine now." Rosco says "Are you sure of this right here, Micheal?" Micheal says "Seen with my own eyes and sorry about the patrol car Uncle Rosco." Rosco says "What did you do to the patrol car now Micheal?" Micheal says " Nothing, it's fine I just wanted to see your face when I had said that's all." Boss says "You are a good deputy you got any friends from the Border Patrol that are like you Micheal." Cue Dukesrule2000

Josh says "So, you don't say your going to University of Geogria and can you watch for my little sister here." Bobby Lee says "I don't think she needs anybody to watch for her , besides she is eighteen years old now and legally a adult now." Jason says "Forget you watching out for Julie, Josh you ought to look out for Bobby Lee from you was saying what you when you was younger well I think you have met your match in Bobby Lee here." Julie says "What are you taking up, Bobby Lee?" Bobby Lee says "Investigative Journialism , I think it suits me just fine I justcan't keep my nose out of trouble all my life same problem just ask Coy and Vance here." Josh says "Well, did I tell about the time me and Jason went and borrowed Garret Mustang and went on a joyride and then got chased by Sheriff Little and made back waking up Uncle Jesse." Jason says "Well, not Josh it was your idea you was just to chicken to do the ideal and I was the one that got yelled at." Uncle Joshua says "You did what Jason, and why the Sam Hill would you do a fool trick like that I had taught you better than that."\ Cue Dukesrule2000

In the fifth season of Smallvile you can see it even more, for instance watch Mortal of Smallville and then watch Dukes In Danger same dang plot. And then watch exposed of Smallville and then watch Vance's Lady same dang plot line. Can't the writers of Smallville use their own ideas do they have take the Dukes plots. What's next are they going do one similare to the Dukes movie next.

Bad news Doug sold his his Bonneville and he is picking up his 1991 Ford Probe which is white and it actually stays running.

Bobby Lee had said that the first time I came hear I was a hitchhiker in the back of there rental van remember Coy. I still remember how Cletus was allergic to Max and when I had found out that I was pretty clever. Julie had asked what college are you going to Bobby Lee and Josh pretended to be interested and she had asked what happened to Uncle Jesse and who's this other guy. Uncle Joshau said that I am Uncle Jesse younger brother and he passed away sometime ago and this is my son Jason and of course Josh you know by now and this is Julie my daughter. Cue dukesrule2000

In the meantime of all of this happening there is a brunette lady hitchhking and Coy and Vance know her quite well they just don't know it yet. Balladeer: If your wandering who the lady hitchiking is it's Bobby Lee and and the last time she was in Hazzerd, well you all remember what happened. Well, she was just a kid and and Dukes had to help her out of a jam and it wasn't on bread if you know what I mean by that. Bobby Lee sees the Mean Green Machine and she doesn't know what to think of it right now and and she also see the General but she doesn't know who is riding it and driving it just yet. Then she sees Coy and Vance in their Mustang and then they see her. Luke see Bobby Lee and tells Bo he can't get a good shot with that girl hitchiking on the side of the road. Uncle Joshua and Josh see the pretty girl and of course Josh notices her you see she did grow up like Coy said she would and now she is more like Josh's age group now. Cue dukesrule2000

Oh, sorry about that right there.

Julie says "Hey, I have these pictures that I haven't put in my album quite yet and there is something that I don't know what or who they are." Joshua Sr, looks and Julie and she hands him the picture and he chuckling as looks at the picture and starts telling her what is in her pictures. Joshua sr says "Well, honey that is Rosco landing in the Hazzerd Car wash how did you get that picture." Julie says "Well, it's complicated and my best friend who is going be my roommate at College doesn't believe me about Rosco so I took a picture." Joshua Sr. says "Well, this right here I don't know know about maybe somebody could help on this one right here.' Daisy walks over to her uncle and cousin and she takes a look and says "Uncle Joshua that is the Mean Green Machine that Jason and Josh could handle so well and how do you get that picture Julie." Julie says "Well, I can't give away my secrets now Daisy can I ?" Jason and Josh walk to take a look as well and they ask what is that thing a tank or a armadillo on Wheels. Cue Dukesrule2000

Coy and Vance was right behind in there Mustang and they said to Bo to be careful when he deals with that right there you might get a little bit hot under the collar if you get to close to it. They was all getting close to the Mean Green Machine and Bo asked Luke if he add any ideas are those spikes on the wheels right there. Luke had told Bo don't get too close and that he like the General right now and besides he does like the Minivan he got for his father-in-law but he ain't ready for a minivan right now. Bo says "You know something can you imagine that my twin married to Rosco's daughter and they got a baby on the way as well." Luke says "Well, they finally made up after something stupid and can you believe Jason and Josh can handle the Mean Green Machine if they had see this they run straight back for Ohio." Bo says " I know they would and act like they had done something about later one, hey do you remember when Jason said he could get the neighbors bull in his barn and he was wearing that bright red shirt of his at the time." Luke says "Uncle Jesse couldn't he did that and he said that he been through enough at the time." Bo says "Their Harpers allright right down to core, you know Luke a Harper is more stubborn than Duke is. I guess that is why they figured they could take on the Mean Green Machine like they said they could at the farm." Luke says "Did you see that look on their faces why Coy had told them off about dealing with it since they had dealt with it themselves." Bo says "Hey, do you remember when Jason and Josh took Garret's car out for a joyride and ended being chased by Sheriff Little in Chickasaw County and then they get back and wake up Uncle Jesse as well." Cue Dukesrule2000

By now Micheal has his handfulls dealing with the Mean Green Machine and that he had seen the tires and they had scared him. By now, Hatfield had notice Micheal's black charger behind them and he wasn't real close to the vehcile at the time. Back at the Farm It seems that Jason and Josh claimed they could deal with Micheal's problems just well as anybody else. Bo had seen what his cousin was doing and he knew that they got in trouble doing this same thing. Just like they said they could get the neighbors bull in his barn for him and that Bull ended chasing Jason all over the neighbors farm in the long run. Jason doesn't like being reminded of this right here but Bo especially remembered this right her because him Luke drove over there and they ahd seen the whole thing go down sort of speak. What Bo mostly remembered about this the bull thing was that Jason had one a bright red shirt when he got that Bull mad and he couldn't understand why the bull kept following him. cue Dukesrule2000

You might be a redneck if you ever stole a safe with a tow truck and your cousin was accidently on the safe at the same time (Dukes Movie Safe scene).

Vance looks over and sees that his younger cousin are talking about what they could do but they probaly won't do. Besides they have been in Cleveland way too long and they was always getting yelled by Uncle Jesse for doing this same thing when they was younger. He had recalled that he like having Elvis and Harry a whole lot better they didn't brag so much about what they could and who they could take on. Uncle Joshua had told Vance that Elvis was in the Thunderbirds squardern and that Harry had helped him with his Bonneville. cue dukesrule2000

Balladeer: I am worried for Micheal he been here for such a short time and now has to deal with the Mean Green Machine without even knowing anything about it. I hope he doesn't scuff his Charger and keeps is distance so it don't get toasted, only english Muffins are good toast not cars.

Julie had heard about this by now and she was curious and asked by now "What is the Mean Green Machine Coy, and what is so tough about it doesn't sound too tough?" Joshua Sr. had heard about this vehicle from his brother Jesse and he heard what it could do and he hoped that Micheal was okay with everything going on. Jason and Josh was curious as well and joking about the minivan Luke and Micheal had gotten as gifts, until there father gave them a look that reminded Bo of Uncle Jesse when something bothered him. Jason says " I could take care of the Mean Green Machine myself, it don't sound so tough Coy." Josh says " Ya, me too as well. What's so bad about this thing anyways guys." Coy says "Oh , really is your cars fireproof cause that is what you need to really get close to the Mean Green Machine." Vance says "You two are so tough when it comes to talking, what about actions . You know anybody can say then can handle the Mean Green Machine until they find out what they dealing with." Julie says "Then what is that is back in Hazzerd and how is Boss connected to it as well?" cue Dukesrule2000

I think that is my favorite Ray Stevens song as well.

Micheal was taking off and then he seen the mean green machine. Micheal automatically got on the cb with "Lost Sheep 3 calling anybody on the hazzerdnet what does this mean green machine look like, because there is a green looking tank think in front of me right now." Everybody had heard this by now, and Coy says "That's the Mean Green Machine he is in back of guys, and tell him to keep a distance because we lost are car from it when me first got here. Daisy was with me and Vance at the time and the two guys in it toast it literally." Luke calls on the cb with "Lost Sheep 1 to Lost Sheep 3 becareful and Coy says to keep some distance between you and that thing your behind." Jessica hears this as well and she is just worried sick as well as Lulu seeing how he is her nephew and she doesn't anything to happen to him or Rosco. Bonnie and Bylinda started crying at the same time and they was worried about their daddy at the time as well. By now, Rosco had heard this on the radio as well and he wished that Micheal would've taken him more serious when he talked to him on the phone eariler. In the meantime Micheal was having to use his Border Patrol wisdon on the "Mean Green Machine" and now they didn't have nothing like this to deal in California. Besides if he was in California right now he would have just radioed in for S.W.A.T. to come and take care of this right here. Micheal decided to keep his distance from the Mean Green Machine espically after he glanced at it's wheels and those spurs on it , he didn't want to ruined the original paint on his Charger. He had remembered when he had first rode in this car of his , he was five years old and his daddy had brought it home from the used car lot. His mother sure did yell about it at the beginning but she grew to love the car, Micheal remember when he had picked up his Uncle from the airport and Rosco did a double look when he had seen what Micheal was driving. Cue Dukesrule2000(Great time for a flashback about why Micheal is so attached to his car.)

Bonnie and Bylinda are typical sixteen year old Hazzerdites they love driving there car around Hazzerd, even though there dad is a Deputy in the County. They have a cousin named Jesse K. Duke and little brother named Micheal jr, he is only five years old and underfoot all the time.

Somebody tell Cousin Jed not to bring his Goat.

No, that's is Jeff Foxworthy rubbin of on Dixierebel from on his early cd's. What does single stand for everybody on the board is going go like this one.