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Bo- Sean William Scott Luke- Johnny Knoxville Jesse- Willie Nelson Cooter- David Koechner Rosco- MC Gainey Boss- Burt Reynolds Enos- Michael Weston

lol! "She was screamin' the secret code, too, Coy. We gon' hafta change it now." "Coy, you the only one's gotta fez with a propellor on top."

So I'm not the only Green Day fan on Hazzardnet! Yay! That's nice to know! I'm glad of that.

Thanks, Dixie! Bo is so cute! My friend made mine!

"How'd you get that big motorcycle up there on the high-dive, Coy?"

Another good one... not exactly country, but not bad, either! Artist: Green Day Album: Nimrod Title: Good Riddance (Time Of Your Life) Another turning point, a fork stuck in the road Time grabs you by the wrist, directs you where to go So make the best of this test, and don't ask why It's not a question, but a lesson learned in time It's something unpredictable, but in the end is right I hope you had the time of your life So take the photographs, and still frames in your mind Hang it on a shelf in good health and good time Tattoos of memories and dead skin on trial For what it´s worth, it was worth all the while It´s something unpredictable, but in the end is right I hope you had the time of your life. It´s something unpredictable, but in the end is right I hope you had the time of your life. It´s something unpredictable, but in the end is right I hope you had the time of your life

My mom is the diet sundrop queen! lol. I <3 Cheerwine. Always fun when you're headed out to the Dirt track!

IBC is the Cracker Barrel kind... I think... Yeah, you northerners don't have Sundrop or Cheerwine!

The one referenced in your sig is one of them! THE DANCE by Garth Brooks Looking back on the memory of The dance we shared 'neath the stars alone For a moment all the world was right How could i have known that you'd ever say goodbye (chorus) And now i'm glad i didn't know The way it all would end the way it all would go Our lives are better left to chance i could have missed the pain But i'd of had to miss the dance Holding you i held everything For a moment wasn't i a king But if i'd only known how the king would fall Hey who's to say you know i might have changed it all *chorus* Yes my life is better left to chance I could have missed the pain but i'd of had to miss the dance.

A&W's. Or... IDK. I always order root beer or grape soda @ Cracker Barrel. I'm always a good girl.

Root beer.

"Without me finding out what?" he asked, his cold stare fixed on Bo. "Daddy...I..." Beth tried to speak, but trailed off. "I can't even trust you to come home right after work. You lied to me about staying to lock up." "I didn't lie, Daddy. I was going to lock up, but..." "But you didn't. And you didn't come home. You disobeyed me." "Daddy, I can't... I'm not letting you take my baby away. Bo and me were wrong. But our baby... It's ours, and you can't take it away from us!" "Beth, get in the car. We'll talk about this later." "Daddy..." Beth hesitated. Bo was squeezing her hand. She turned to look at Uncle Jesse. The old man's eyes were somewhat sad as he nodded to her. She trusted Jesse, so she let his gestures direct her. "OK," she said. "But only if you promise me something." "I'm not going to promise you anything, now get in the car." "Then I won't go!" Beth said, defiantly wrapping her arms around Bo. "I love Bo, and our baby is not yours to punish us with. Bo and me can take care of our baby. We don't need you to give it away." "Elizabeth Anne Smith, if you don't get in that car, I will call the sheriff and have you taken in as a runaway." "Honey," Jesse said kindly, "Go with your daddy. He ain't gonna hurt you." Beth nodded, then pressed a kiss to Bo's lips before letting go of him. "I love you," she said, so noone but Bo could hear. "I love you, too, Sunshine. Don't worry. We'll think of something." Beth was in tears as she followed her daddy out to his car. He told her that they'd get hers in the morning, since she'd switched with Daisy in case her father drove by the Boar's Nest. She figured it wouldn't do her any good anyway, since she'd probably have to give him her keys. ~**~**~**~**~ Bo lay in his bed wide awake, two hours later. He kept wishing that he was with Beth, or that Beth was safe in the Duke house. Luke had been asleep a while, but he was awakened by the sounds of Bo tossing and turning. He groggily asked, "You OK, Bo?" Bo shook his head. "Not really. I'm worried. I don't trust Beth's daddy. He'd give our baby up without thinking about it. That baby's his grandchild, Luke. And he don't want it because it's got a 'hayseed' for a daddy. Hot da--. It ain't like I'm a bad person. I'm honest. And I love Beth and the baby. Ain't that enough?" "Bo... It should be enough. But in this world, it's hard to ever do enough to make other people happy. Just listen to your gut, Bo." "Thanks, Luke. 'Night." "'Night," Luke replied. Luke went back to sleep pretty quickly, but Bo lay awake for a long time. Cue Dixie

Is it really? That's pretty cool, since he was in an episode in Season 2!

lol! I know it's way past her BD now, but as I read that topic, all I could think of was Enos in "One-Armed Bandits" saying, "Happy Birthday, Daisy."

You'd be surprized! On IMDB.com, there are some "Keywords" that are supposed to lead you to DOH. I swear, one of them is, "Hazzard, KY." lol. Stupid people!

I just found out that my BD is Lena Horne's birthday. Also, both Spanky of the Little Rascals (in '93) and Chet Atkins (in '01) died on my BD. And my BD in 1936 was the day Gone With The Wind was published. Now ain't that an honor for a Southern Lady?

Can't. I'm underage. But if somebody slips me a little moonshine under the table, I'm never one to say no. But only if it's Jesse's finest.

That would make the sexxiest team in NASCAR history. A pretty driver and a hot pit crew chief! lol! And a Crazy engine builder.

Back at the garage, Jake, Bo, Jr., Cooter, and LB were wondering where everyone else was. Bo, Jr., ever the impatient one, being his daddy's son, looked at his watch seventeen times in two minutes. "Where are they?" he asked. Jake smiled. "They'll be here. Just look on the bright side. At least Uncle Bo and Luke ain't runnin' moonshine. Then there might not be a party." "I know...but..." Bo, Jr. was interrupted by LB's laugh. "What?" he said, looking at the older man. "The only reason Bo and Luke ain't runnin' shine, is cause Bo already delivered it here," LB said with a grin. "Hot da--!" Bo, Jr. exclaimed his father's favorite phrase. "If my mama knew that my daddy ran moonshine in her car..." "Which is why we ain't gonna say nothin' to her," interrupted Bo's voice, as he walked in the door. Bo, Jr. jumped, but immediately calmed down when he realized it was his dad. "Daddy, you scared the s--- outta me." "Let your mama hear ya talk like that and she'll BEAT the s--- out of you," Bo replied. Luke laughed at the exchange between father and son. "Well, the thing about it is, the women ain't here. So let's just have a good time. Did Enos ever come along?" "He ain't here yet," Jake said, as BJ walked in. Luke introduced his son to BJ, and everyone got acquainted. Then Cooter came in. After they all talked awhile, they started getting out beers, and milk for Enos. The shine was still hidden away under a table in a box. As the men talked, Jeb, Coy, and Vance showed up in Vance's Mustang. They all stood around a little while. BJ smiled at Luke. "Luke, I'd forgotten alot of things about Hazzard, but one thing I didn't forget was that cousin of yours. She's goin' to let me escort her to the wedding." Bo groaned softly as he looked up to see Enos, who had walked in just quick enough to hear what BJ had said. ~**~**~**~**~ Meanwhile, back at the farm... Cue Dixie

Bo would kick butt! Lol! And he'd be my favorite driver!

My birthday's June 30.... Don't know anybody with that one, so if you do, fill me in.

2 answers for the General, 1 for Daisy's Jeep, and 1 for Cooter's wrecker. Too close to call, wouldn't you say?

That'd be enough to cause anyone some problems...

lol! Yeah, he did! But he had first until he got ganged up on! lol.

"Well, ah, tell him I was just givin' her a present...Or somethin'. Hot da--, Luke, you're better at comin' up with stuff than I am." Luke shook his head. "Maybe Cooter won't catch it if I shuck and jive him. Cooter is kinda... well..." "He ain't dumb, Luke," Jesse said. "Crazy, yes, but not dumb. I don't think shuckin' and jivin' him'll be as easy as you'd think it was." Luke walked away from Jesse over to Cooter, hoping that his friend would have something else on his mind. Bo now turned to Jesse. "Uncle Jesse, you said her daddy wouldn't do nothin' to hurt her... But I don't know. I know that he don't like me. And since that baby's a part of me, I don't reckon he'll want the baby around any more than he wants me around." "Well, we'll just have to do somethin' about that. First off all, gettin' you two married is gonna be the most important thing, so that girl's daddy can't do nothin' about it. So the sooner you can talk to her mama, the better." "Uncle Jesse," Bo said. "Beth's daddy lied to me. Just flat lied. When I asked him if I could marry her, he said he didn't care. He said he wouldn't keep me from doin' my duty to her. I know I wasn't right in getting Beth pregnant. But I'll be d---ed if I let him take her and that baby away from me." ~**~**~**~**~ Meanwhile, Cooter had cornered Luke. "Hey, buddy-ro," Cooter said. "What's goin' on with Bo and Beth?" "Nothin'," Luke lied. "They had themselves one h--- of a fight, and Bo bought her a little present to make it up to her." Cooter stared Luke down. "Alright now, Luke. I might be crazy, but I AIN'T dumb. A diamond on a girl's left ring finger ain't no 'I'm sorry' present. Now give it to me straight." Luke shook his head. "Da--it, Cooter. You're really on your game today." Luke couldn't help smiling, figuring that the only reason Cooter knew so much about this stuff was the fact that his girlfriend, Kathy, had been hinting strongly that she wanted a ring. But Luke knew Cooter, and he knew he wasn't anywhere near ready to settle down. "Alright, Cooter," Luke said. "Maybe I AM fudgin' just a little bit. But you'll have to get this one straight from Bo. It ain't my business." Cooter grinned, "I'll talk to Bo later. But Luke... ain't them two a little young to..." Luke interrupted, "Like I said, Cooter, this is Bo's business, not mine. Whatever you get'll have to come from him." Cue Dixie