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  1. EARLY THE NEXT MORNING ROBBIE & CHARLES ARRIVE AT GLENNS GARAGE TO GET STARTED ON THE CAR.THE BOYS JUST COULDNT WAIT TO GET STARTED ON THE CAR BECASUE OF THERE WAS SO MUCH TO BE DONE AND IT WAS THE FIRST PROJECT CAR THAT DIDN'T CONSIST OF DESTRUCTION. GOOD MORNING (SAYS GLENN AS ROBBIE & CHARLES WALKS THROUGH THE DOOR) GOOD MORNING THE BOYS REPLIED AS THEY SIT DOWN.HOW ARE YOU THIS MORNING GLENN (ASKED CHARLES) COFFEE IS DONE IF YOU GUYS WANNA CUP( SAYS GLENN)YEAH I THINK I'LL DRINK A CUP BEFORE WE GET STARTED( ROBBIE SAYS).WELL I AM GOING TO LOOK UNDER THE HOOD (CHARLES SAYS ).WHEN CHARLES RAISED THE HOOD UP HE COULDN'T HELP BUT LAUGH WHEN HE SAW WHAT WAS UNDER THE HOOD.THINGS LIKE SNAKE SKIN,A RATS NEST,LEAVES,AND EVEN A BIRDS NEST.HEY GUYS WE HAVE OUR WORK CUT OUT FOR US (CHARLES SAYS LAUGHING REALLY HARD).WELL I GUESS WE ARE GOING TO HAVE TO START HANDING OUT EVICTION NOTICES FOR ALL THE RIF RAF (GLENN SAYS AS HE IS LAUGHING ) YEAH THATS WHAT THEY GET FOR NOT PAYING THIER RENT ON TIME (ROBBIE SAYS AS HE STARTS RAKING THINGS OFF OF THE TOP OF THE ENGINE).OK WHERE SHOULD WE START AT FIRST( CHARLES ASKED ).(GLENN SAYS) LETS SEE WHAT ALL THE MOTOR NEEDS FIRST OF ALL.IT NEEDS A NEW SET OF SPARK PLUGS AND SPARK PLUG WIRES (GLENN SAID) ALSO NEEDS AN OIL CHANGE,RADIATOR FLUSHED,BETTER TIRES,A WASHING,NEW PAINT JOB,A LIL BODY WORK. WELL NOW WHO WANTS WHAT JOB( ASKED GLENN)ILL TAKE THE OIL CHANGE (ROBBIE SAYS) (CHARLES SAYS) I'LL CLEAN ON THE BODY INSIDE AND OUT.WELL I GUESS I'LL CHANGE THE PLUGS AND PLUG WIRES( SAID GLENN).AFTER ALL THESE JOBS ARE FINISHED WE ALL THREE CAN START THE BODY WORK (SAYS ROBBIE).SOUNDS LIKE A PLAN( SAID CHARLES)IS OPAL UP YET( ASKED ROBBIE)SHE IS STILL IN BED SAWING LOGS FOR THE SAW MILL (GLENN SAID )LAUGHING.I GOTTA STEP OUT SIDE FOR A SECOND TO GET A BREATH OF FREASH AIR (SAYS CHARLES)ROBBIE YOUR DAD IS COMING HE WANTS TO LOOK AT THE CAR THAT WE GOT (SAID CHALES).COME ON IN DAD HAVE A LOOK WHERE IS MOM AT ( SAID ROBBIE )OH YOU KNOW YOU MOTHER IT IS TO HOT FOR HER TO GET OUT OF THE HOUSE (SAID ROBBIE'S DAD)HI LEE (SAID GLENN) WHAT ARE YOU DOING TODAY (ASKED GLENN).WELL I THOUGHT I WOULD COME DOWN HERE AND SEE IF YOU GUYS WANTED ANY HELP (SAYS LEE)WE CAN ALWAYS USE AN EXTRA SET OF HANDS DAD( SAID ROBBIE)WHERE DO YOU WANT ME TO START (ASKED ROBBIES DAD).WELL YOU CAN START BY PORING OIL IN IF YOU WANT BUT WAIT UNTIL I TELL YOU I DONT WANT TO WEAR OIL (SAYS ROBBIE)HEY ROBBIE (CHARLES HOLLARED )YES ANSWERED ROBBIE)TELL LEE TO COME AND GIVE ME A HAND (SAID CHARLES)HE IS BUSY GETTING READY TO PORE THE OIL (SAID ROBBIE).ROBBIES DAD THOUGHT THAT ROBBIE MENT TO GO AHEAD AND PORE THE OIL IN AND SO LEE DID.DAD( ROBBIE YELL'S)AS HE CLIMBS OUT FROM UNDER THE CAR COVERED IN MOTOR OIL.AS GELNN,CHARLE,AND LEE SEE'S ROBBIE THE THREE STARTED LAUGHING UNCONTRIOLABLY.NEVER MIND THE LAUGHING CAN SOMEBODY GET ME SOMETHING TO WIPE OFF WITH PLEASE (ROBBIE SAID WITH A HALF GRIN).HEY ROBBIE (CHARLES HOLLARS)I THINK THAT OIL LOOKS GOOD ON YOU.YEAH (GLENN SAYS LAUGHING REALLY HARD )NOW YOU WONT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT NO SQUEAKY JOINTS BECAUSE THEY ARE NOW ALL OILED UP.WELL THE BODY WORK IS FINISHED BOYS IT IS NOW TIME TO START PAINTING THE CAR( SAID GLENN).WHAT COLOR IS THE CAR GOING TO BE( ASKED LEE) WELL IM NOT SURE( REPLIED ROBBIE)WHAT COLOR OF PAINT DO YOU HAVE HERE GLENN( ASKED ROBBIE).ALL I HAVE IS RED,BLUE,AND WHITE.ROBBIE THOUGHT FOR A WHILE HOW ABOUT RED (ASKED ROBBIE)SOUNDS GOOD TO ME( REPLIED CHARLES).WELL IN THAT CASE I ONLY HAVE ONE THING TO SAY TO YOU BOYS( SAYS GLENN)AND WHAT WOULD THAT BE (ASKED CHARLES)(GLENN STARTS LAUGHING AND SAYS GET-R-DONE).WELL WE ARE FINISHED PAINTING AND IT LOOKS GREAT BUT SOMETHING IS MISSING( SAYS ROBBIE).LIKE WHAT (ASKED LEE)SO THE BOY GOT TO GOOFING OFF AND PUT THE NUMBERS 02 ON THE DOORS WITH BLUE PAINT AND A WHITE TRIM AND A BIG REBEL FLAG ON THE ROOF LIKE THE 1969 DODGE CHARGER (THE GENERAL LEE)ONLY THE NUMBERS ARE DIFFERENT . THERE IS YOUR CAR BOYS ALREADY FOR A TEST DRIVE( SAYS LEE).THAT WAS A REALLY NICE TOUCH WITH PUTTING 02 AND THE REBEL FLAG ROBBIE (CHARLES SAYS).(ROBBIES SAYS) AFTER LOOKING AT THE CAR FOR A WHILE THE CAR NEEDS A NAME. (ROBBIE SAYS )I THINK WE WILL CALL IT "REBEL" WRITTEN BY: ROBERT RILEY 11/29/04
  2. (THIS IS A STORY THAT MY FRIEND HAS BEEN WORKING ON, IT IS A PARODY OF THE DOH) MEET ROBBIE RILEY AND HIS BEST FRIEND CHARLES ROYSE.THE TWO FRIEND'S HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER FOR A RIGHT SMART TIME NOW AND ARE LOOKING FOR THE PERFECT DERBY CAR FOR THIS YEARS DEMOLITION DERBY AT THE FLEMING,MASON COUNTY FAIR.SO THE HEAD TO RUSSELL WATSONS JUNKYARD JUST A CROSS THE FLEMING,LEWIS COUNTY LINE.BUT THESE TWO GOOD OLE BOYS AIN'T LOOKING FOR JUST ANY OLD CLUNKER THEY ARE LOOKING FOR A 1969 DODGE CHARGER BECAUSE IT IS BUILT SOLID AND WILL TAKE A REALLY HARD LICK AND KEEP ON GOING OH YEAH AND IT LOOKS REALLY COOL TOO. ROBBIE &CHARLES ARRIVE AT RUSSELLS ONLY TO FIND OUT THAT HE DOESN'T HAVE A 1969 CHARGER THAT IS DRIVABLE. BUT HE SAYS CHEER UP BOYS I DO HAVE A 1970 DODGE CHARGER WITH A 440 V8 THE BODY IS A LITTLE ROUGH AND RUSTY AND THE ENGINE NEEDS A GOOD CLEANING UP BUT IT WOULDN'T TAKE MUCH WORK.WELL DO YOU MIND IF WE LOOK AT IT BEFOR WE DECIDE( SAYS CHARLES EGARLY).SURE RUSSEL SAYS AS HE PULLS THE TARP OFF THE CAR.NOW KEEP IN MIND THAT THE CAR HAS BEEN SITTING IN THIS BUILDING NOW FOR ABOUT 5 YEARS BUT AINT SHE A BEAUT.THE CAR IS GONNA NEED SOME CLEANING AND A NEW COAT OF PAINT ROBBIE SAYS(YEAH I THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD LOOKING CAR RUSSELL CHARLES SAYS JOKINGLY(AH SHUT UP REDNECK RUSSELL SAYS LAUGHING TO CHARLES NOBODY ASK YOU.I ADMIT IT DOES LOOK ROUGH AROUND THE EDGES BUT I GUARANTEE THAT IT WIIL START AND RUN AND IT IS SAFE TO DRIVE.WELL HOW MUCH ARE YOU ASKING FOR IT (ROBBIE ASKED) WE ONLY HAVE $200.00 SAYS CHARLES.I"D LIKE TO TRY AND GET $400.00 OUT OF IT SAYS RUSSELL.WELL THEN IN THAT CASE WE'D BETTER GO LOOK SOMEWHERE ELSE BECAUSE WE DONT HAVE THAT MUCH MONEY SAYS ROBBIE SADLY. AS ROBBIE & CHARLES WAS SADLY WALKING AWAY RUSSELL BEING A FRIEND OF THE FAMILY FOR SEVERAL YEARS NOW SAYS BOYS I HAVE A DEAL FOR YOU.HOW BAD YOU WANT THIS OLD CAR SAYS RUSSEL.REALLY BAD CHARLES SAYS.I HAVE SOME WORK HERE IN MY JUNKYARD THAT I NEED SOME HELP WITH IF YOU BOYS WOULD BE INTERESTED IN HELPING ME I CAN TAKE THE $200.00 DOWN AND YOU BOYS CAN WORK THE OTHER $200.00OUT STARTING NEXT MONTH HOWS THAT SOUND.THAT SOUNDS GREAT ROBBIE&CHARLES SAYS WALKING BACK UP TO RUSSELL.WELL ALRIGHT THEN RUSSELL SAYS COME ON UP HERE TAKE THE CAR HOME .HERES THE KEYS AND THE TITLE RUSSELL SAYS.WELL WE DONT NEED THE TITLE RUSSELL( SAYS ROBBIE).WE'D BETTER TAKE IT JUST IN CASE WE NEED IT FOR THE DERBY ROBBIE AND WE MIGHT WANT TO GET IT TRANSFURED OVER INTO OUR NAME( SAYS CHARLES).GO AND WIN THAT DEMOLITION DERBY FOR OLD RUSSEL WATSON OK.THANKS RUSSELL WE WILL DO JUST THAT.OK CHARLES YOU BE SURE AND FOLLOW ME REAL CLOSE BECAUSE THIS CAR AIN'T LEGAL AND THE DANG COPS AROUND HERE WOULD JUST LOVE TO GET SOME COFFEE&DOUGHNUT MONEY FROM US.YEAH I KNOW ROBBIE WHEN YOU NEED A COP YOU CAN'T FIND ONE AND WHEN WE DON'T NEED ONE THEY ARE THERE WRITING US A DANG TICKET(SAYS CHARLES LAUGHING REALLY HARD).ROBBIE PUTS THE KEY IN THE IGNITION AND STARTS THE CAR IT TOOK HE'S BREATH AWAY WHEN HE HEARD THE ENGINE BECAUSE HE KNEW THAT THERE WAS NOTHING BUT RAW HORSE POWER SITTING UNDER THE HOOD AND HE COULDN'T HELP BUT SMILE.IM READY ANYTIME YOU ARE ROBBIE(SAYS CHARLES)OK LETS ROLL.BE CAREFUL ROBBIE BECAUSE WE DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THE CAR RIGHT NOW AND WE DON'T WANT ANYBODY HURT(SAYS CHARLES)YEAH YOUR RIGHT CHARLES(SAYS ROBBIE AS HE DRIVES AWAY.)AS ROBBIE PULLED OUT ONTO THE BLACKTOP HE HIT THE GAS PEDDLE A LITTLE HARDER THAN HE WANTED AND THE CAR SPUN SIDEWAYS AS ROBBIE CAME TO A SUDDEN STOP.WHAT HAPPEN CHARLES ASK?ROBBIE LOOKS UP AT CHARLES WITH A PALE WHITE FACE AND A GREAT BIG SMILE AND SAYS TO CHARLES I HIT THE PEDDLE TO HARD AND I GOT ALOT OF SPEED(ROBBIE LIKEY.)COME ON LETS GET THIS TO THE MOUTAIN AND SEE IF WE CAN DO THE WORK ON THE CAR AT OPAL AND GLENNS.HEY GLENN ROBBIE SAYS AS HE GETS OUT OF THE CAR HEY THERE GLENN (CHARLES SAYS) WHERE DID YOU GUYS GET THE CAR GLENN ASK? RUSSEL WATSON CHARLES SAYS GRINNING FROM EAR TO EAR.IS THIS YOUR DERBY CAR. GLENN ASK?WELL IT WAS GOING TO BE BUT I THINK ITS TO NICE TO DO THAT TO(SAYS ROBBIE) DO YOU MEAN WE ARE GOING TO FIX IT UP TO DRIVE(ASK CHARLES)YEAH I THINK SO SAYS ROBBIE.HEY GLENN I WAS WONDERING IF WE COULD WORK ON IT HERE AND MABE YOU WOULD HELP US ON THE CAR.SURE ROBBIE YOU GUYS CAN WORK ON IT HERE SAYS OPAL SAYS AS SHE COMES OUT OF THE TRAILOR.YEAH THAT WOULD BE GREAT ROBBIE GLENN SAYS WE CAN WORK ON HERE WE HAVE EVERYTHING WE NEED RIGHT HERE. WRITTEN BY. ROBERT RILEY 11/28/04
  3. SORRY I DIDNT MEAN WINS, I MEANT 2ND PLACE FINISHES LOL
  4. i am pulling for Kasey Kahne,driver of the #9 DODGE and im also pulling for Jimmy Johnson but my main driver of the 2 is Kasey because of his efforts and wins last season plus he has a good mentor(Awesome Bill Elliot) well look at this im pulling for KK and JJ lol
  5. visit the following link to see some clips from the inside fame about the doh http://www.cmt.com/shows/dyn//inside_fame/88816/episode_videos.jhtml
  6. CHECK OUT THESE LINKS AND U MUST HAVE FLASH INSTALLED TO SEE THESE http://www.madblast.com/funpages/view.cfm?id=5814 http://www.votebozo.com/trailer.html http://www.topeuro.co.uk/blagger/the_duel.html
  7. they are using the new model cars and i have pics of a practice scene to prove it. the pics are in my group photo section. visit http://tv.groups.yahoo.com/group/DukesStuff/ and click join,then click photos,movie cast pics to see pics
  8. Rides looks back at a classic as it also recreates one for a car-loving Superstar. The "Dukes of Hazzard' speed demon is being recreated and remade into 'Extreme Lee.' When finished, the 1969 Dodge Charger will head to The SEMA Show. TUESDAY JAN 25TH AT 10PM, WEDNESDAY JAN 26TH AT 1AM SUNDAY JAN 30TH AT 3PM
  9. yeah imdb lists him http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005268/ scroll down to the 2nd list where it says Actor - filmography
  10. http://tv.groups.yahoo.com/group/DukesStuff that is a yahoo group i made and i have posted some newer pics from the movie set i found and will be posting more as i find them
  11. It's Short-Shorts, Fast Cars and Country Stars on CMT With the Return of 'THE DUKES OF HAZZARD' Series Friday January 14, 9:30 pm ET CMT Kicks Off an All-Dukes Weekend with a New Episode of CMT Inside Fame Featuring Original Stars John Schneider, Tom Wopat and Catherine Bach UNIVERSAL CITY, Calif., Jan. 14 /PRNewswire/ -- In 1979 the unmistakable voice of music legend Waylon Jennings introduced America, in both theme song and show narration, to Bo, Luke, and Daisy Duke, and a new pop culture phenomenon exploded onto TV sets across the nation. CMT brings back THE DUKES OF HAZZARD for a whole new generation of Dukes fans and long-time devotees beginning with an all-Dukes weekend Friday, Feb. 25 through Sunday, Feb. 27 featuring the premiere of CMT INSIDE FAME: THE DUKES OF HAZZARD and CMT's re-launch of the hit series. It's the series that made short-shorts, fast cars and CB radios cool as THE DUKES OF HAZZARD became a mainstay in American homes and hearts for seven wildly successful seasons. Modern day Robin Hoods - cousins Bo, Luke, and Daisy Duke along with their Uncle Jesse - fought the corrupt political system in Hazzard County. In addition to Jennings' No. 1 hit song "Theme From The Dukes of Hazzard (Good Ol' Boys)" and his narration of each episode, the series was packed with guest appearances by country stars including Loretta Lynn, the Oak Ridge Boys, Tammy Wynette, Buck Owens, Dottie West, and many more. CMT explores the cultural impact of the Dukes of Hazzard phenomenon in a new episode of CMT INSIDE FAME, featuring new interviews with original stars John Schneider (Bo Duke), Tom Wopat (Luke Duke), Catherine Bach (Daisy Duke), James Best (Rosco P. Coltrane) and guest stars, crew members, fans and critics who discuss the show's remarkable success. CMT INSIDE FAME, premiering Friday, Feb. 25 at 8:00-9:00 PM, ET/PT,* offers a fond and funny look back on THE DUKES OF HAZZARD. Hazzard County hero John Schneider discusses the evergreen success of the show in CMT INSIDE FAME. "The world stopped when the Dukes of Hazzard was on," Schneider says. "And in a day and age when we have 800 channels and have all these different things to watch, it still seems like the world stops when the 'Dukes of Hazzard' comes on. There is something so welcoming about the Dukes." Immediately following CMT INSIDE FAME, CMT kicks-off a weekend marathon of Dukes episodes beginning at 9:00 PM, ET/PT.* Starting with the series' very first episode, CMT takes viewers through the speed traps and pitfalls of the Dukes' adventures with the famed car, the General Lee. THE DUKES OF HAZZARD, licensed to CMT by Warner Bros. Domestic Cable Distribution, begins in its regular weeknight timeslot of 7:00-8:00 PM, ET/PT (repeats at 11:00 PM-12:00 Midnight) starting Monday, Feb. 28.
  12. i dont think TVLand will air the dukes seeing as CMT is gonna start airing them Febuary 25th at 8pm(first is gonna be the inside fame about the dukes then a 48hr marathon of the series then gonna be on 2-3 times a day)
  13. the new roscoe is gonna be more serious than Mr. Best and the Hazzard Police have new uniforms for the movie
  14. you are correct BubbaDuke, david is in anchorman and he will be the one playing cooter
  15. i found out more news regarding the series return. the dukes will be starting on cmt febuary 25th at 8pm. first its gonna be the inside fame about them then after that a 48hr marathon of the original series
  16. David Koechner has been cast for the part as Cooter in the new movie according to http://livingstonparishnews.com/articles/2004/12/05/full_edition/news/02dukes.txt
  17. the "00" was a nice car and it was driven by a character by the name of "Buzz Kilgore"
  18. i was surfing the net earlier today and i ran across an article about the new movie but dont remember what site. anyways it said dolly parton has turned down any part in the new dukes of hazzard movie
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