Skipper Duke

I remember when I was in 2nd grade in '72 ( I just turned 56, in case you're trying to figure it!) , and my teacher asked the class who liked Buttermilk. Everybody's like " EWWW"!! I was the only one to raise my hand. My grandmother used to keep me before I was old enough to go to school and  she used to give me Buttermilk. Nothing beats Buttermilk and Cornbread!
( Me doing a Jeff Foxworthy impersonation: ) Do YOU like cornbread and Buttermilk?  Then you just might be a REDNECK!!  

Buttermilk Buzz!!   

I'm probably going to pass out by midnight with all the buttermilk I'm going to drink. 

Cool

Cool

hero
(actually my hero is Superman's Great-Uncle)
(I know Daisy figured that one out but for those of you who didn't, John Schneider played Superman's father and John is Bo Duke whose Uncle is.....well, everybody's figured it out by now...if not, just look at my avatar)
(Wow, one word and three sets of parenthesis....I sure do make word asociation complicated don't I?)
(Hey, now four sets of parenthesis)
(Now five....okay it's not funny anymore....maybe it was never funny to begin with)

villain
(You really do have too much spare time Rog...LOL:rofl:)

This set of tributes comes from the Season 3 episode High Man on the Totempole.
 
 

Spoon (only you BL, only you...)

Great work 

This set of tributes comes from the Season 2 episode Hi-Fi Gilligan.
 

(Season 4 Citizens Arrest)Gomer:"Stop! Stop! Barney stop! Barney stop! Citizens arrest! Citizens arrest! Citizens arrest!" Barney:"What are you yellin' about!?" Gomer:"Like you said, you broke the law by makin' an illegal U-turn, an' I hereby as a citizen of the town of Mayberry an' the United States of America arrest you!"

Maybe going Jewish isn't always a good thing??

My dad and uncle tried to do some Three Stooges plumbing repairs over the weekend and now my dad doesn't have hot water . I told my dad you should have just called a plumber in the first place since you know the house was not brought up to code when you bought it in the late 90's. Now it's going to cost him more because the plumber has to fix their screw ups along with the original problem. You'd think my dad would learn from his penny pinching mistakes but no he just makes more over and over again. Of course it doesn't help when his brothers enable him instead of saying "No hire a professional".

Great job 

This set of tributes comes from the Season 2 episode Chain of Command.
 

Capt Redneck... That's cuz Waylon was an RCA artist he was under contract with them and he couldn't record for another label. Scotti Bros. made the tv soundtrack. However a re-release has since been issued featuring the extended Waylon Jennings one as a bonus track along with Waylon and Willie's Mommas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Cowboys.

Rosco:"You're not Daisy Duke!" Girl:"Oh really!? How long did it take you to figure that one out, you peeping tom!? You oughta be ashamed of yourself!"
(From Series 6, Episode 19 - 'Close Call for Daisy')

Capt Redneck... That's cuz Waylon was an RCA artist he was under contract with them and he couldn't record for another label. Scotti Bros. made the tv soundtrack. However a re-release has since been issued featuring the extended Waylon Jennings one as a bonus track along with Waylon and Willie's Mommas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Cowboys.

Excellent

Terrific

This set of tributes comes from the Season 3 episode Court Martial.
 

This set of tributes comes from the Season 3 episode Voodoo.
 

Boss Hogg:"Jesse, you're obstructing justice!"
Jesse:"I ain't obstructing justice, I'm sitting on it, and I'm gonna stay here until you show me them counterfeits!" Rosco:"Oooh Jesse! I just felt somethin' snap!"
(From Series 3, Episode 23 'The Canterbury Crock'.)

Rosco:"I don't have to think of who I am, I know who I am, I am a temporary Boss."   (From 'Witness for the Persecution' - Series 2, Episode 9).