Skipper Duke

(Season 3 The Great Santa Claus Chase) Rosco wrapping Flash's Christmas present. "You gotta keep those beautiful brown eyes of your closed." Boss Hogg:"Rosco, that mangy animal don't ever open its eyes long enough to close 'em!"

(Season 5 The Return of the Mean Green Machine)
Waylon Jennings:"Now, that thing might be slow, an' it might be ugly. But it's sure as shootin' gonna have to be dealt with. Probably at a bad time, in a bad place." He says this about the construction vehicle the bad guys try to stop the Dukes with.

(Season 2 The Runaway)
PI Les Sloane:(on phone with Mr. C. J. Holmes)"Yessir Mr Holmes anything you say."(hangs up, says to partner Mitch Henderson)"Or his money says."

Hazzard Pond

confused
(poor guy thinks God isn't necessary)

These are my favorites!!!  Love this.

This set of tributes comes from President Gilligan.
 

This set of tributes comes from President Gilligan.
 

spiked (because that is what I do to my egg nog!)

celebration
I thought 'Meadowmufn' and 'Party' were virtually synonyms anyway - you can't have one without the other .

LOL. It's ok, but just don't let it happen again. Khee!

I'm sorry, but the correct response to "Christmas" would be "Meadowmufn"... since that's my birthday. LOL.

daisy duke

Cousin Philip Duke... Yeah because the video game preview for Return of the General Lee on PS 2/Xbox on the Season 1 DVD set Special Features showed a plain orange roof. Just the rectangle where flag should be. But it was in actual game. But yeah these days there'd be no flag.

This set of tributes comes from Season 1 President Gilligan.
 

island

Gilligan

set
(for such a short word, it has one of the longest dictionary entries)

cable
(what a coincidence..I just bought a car battery today)

Sending prayers up for your family and friends Cousin Roger Duke!

Awesome job!

Covid is in our family again.....no close relatives so far but close relatives are sick and waiting to be tested. Erie County Pennsylvania just broke a record of 335 cases in one day. Here we go again. 

marriage
(love and marriage...great, now I have that song stuck in my head from married...with children!)

skeleton
(as in the old joke: "Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? - he had no body to go with :-P")

(Season 6 Boss Behind Bars)
Enos:"You know Sheriff, I was just thinkin'-" Rosco:"Well, that's yer first mistake right there!" Enos:"I saw Mr. Hogg at the car, but I didn't actually see him do anything except bump his head." Rosco:"Enos? Are you now tryin' to tell me, that you think that little fat meadow muffin in there is innocent?" Enos:"Possum on a gum bush Sheriff. I don't know. All I know, is a man's whole entire future is at stake."