Skipper Duke

I saw that on the national news. As long as you've got your DOH videos and your electric is still on you'll be fine. Keep us updated .

Dang Mother Nature can't make her mind up, high 30's yesterday, high 50's forecasted(possible new record high) for this evening and 20 degrees for tomorrow. 
Got the new battery put in Tuesday, let the mechanic handle that since the wife's car is like the Enterprise D from Star Trek Next Generation. Then went to the store to buy new wiper blades only to find out only one brand would fit without spending half an hour fiddling with an adapter, thank you gm engineers for making even the easiest things to change a pain in the butt chore. Of course only one auto store in town carried them besides the dealerships and they were about the same price as the dealership minus the installation charge. 

I've started giving away free jumper cables at my imaginary car lot  in Hazzard, with every purchase of a red car ( They all look red to me!). 

If that's the case... Better have it, so you won't need it. 

Or as I've heard over here - "It's better to be looking at it than looking for it".

I don't know anything about cell phones but that does sound bad. My wife just bought me a cell phone. It's the first one I've ever owned. I'm not real interested in it but she wants me to take it with me when I go on walks in the woods. She also wants me to carry it when I get my new dirt bike and go on adventures. Good idea I guess but I still am not a big fan of cell phones....and I refuse to become a slave to it like most people are. Good luck fixing your problem Skipper.

It certainly sounds like it's time to change.
Did you get a smartphone, Roger? With your needs, a rugged, waterproof dumb phone might fit the bill better. Having said that, you can't check HazzardNet on a dumb phone!

(Season 1 Repo Men)
Uncle Jesse L. Duke:"If I start gettin' these Christmas catalogs any earlier, they'd be comin' on the 4th of July!"

Cousin HossC I'm out of reactions. So here's your haha.

I'd really like to know what caused this so it doesn't happen again. Should I change my password? It stunk to be able see everybody else's posts but not be able to respond. I was on the outside looking in for 2 weeks and close to giving up. 

Does anybody know what happened? I have been trying to log in every day. It's good to be back. Could I have been hacked or something? If Hoss doesn't know maybe MM can figure it out. I missed you guys.  What a weird coincidence I would be able to get back on right after a thread was started about it!
I even tried to create a new account with a different e-mail address but couldn't do that either. 

Last time Roger was here he said he was back from Akron and was having his grandchildren over for the night, so no clues there. Having said that, he has been known to take a break from the internet from time to time.

Hey guys! I was just wondering where Roger has been?   It's been 2 wks. today since he's been here! I mean I go away sometimes for 1,2, 3 days but I always come back soon. I wonder if he's ok? He's here practically every day! Has anybody seen or heard anything?

Year just keeps getting better. as if i haven't spent enough on car repairs this month now the battery in the wife's car decides to go dead. No couldn't do it 5 days ago when it was still under warranty so it would have been cheaper since they would have pro-rated it. To top it off I found out we have a fair weather friend and not one that would come out and help my wife get a jump from AAA. Wouldn't drive the 5 minutes to the wife's work and wait for the AAA truck so she could get a free jump. Told my wife "why don't you get a AAA membership". Yep not going out of my way anymore to put her trash cans away on trash day.

Not really no... The first English word you probably learn here is 'yes'. The second is probably the one which starts with an F... 

Must've been something wrong with the camera. Here's how it should've looked :

It must've snowed very hard. How else can your orange car turn white? 

It's definitely got colder here since the middle of the week, and although parts of the UK have snow (reports say it could hit -12C (10.4F) tonight), so far there's no snow here. I did, however, find this rather beautiful frost pattern on my car roof this morning:

Not possible to start it with lucifers? Almost all houses here have a cealed central heater, cant even check nowadays if there is a flame.
Well, at least the outhouse was hot and made sure it fidnt freeze the magazines. 

Cousin Roger... That would be swell. You hear that MM?

(Season 5 A Little Game of Pool)
Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane:"Git that house trailer outta there! Git! Git! Oooh there's a dip! We'll see if we can fly! Kew kew!"(jumps house trailer, tears it apart.)"Well, he won't have to worry about air conditioning in that house trailer anyway! Kew kew!" Waylon Jennings:"By the time Enos an' the boys reached the Boars Nest, it was all over. But the cryin'."

(Season 1 High Octane)
Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane:"It's as clean as a pan. You old coot, now you poured out that booze before you got here, didn't you?" Uncle Jesse L. Duke:"I don't know what yer talkin' about." Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane:"Shoot!" Uncle Jesse L. Duke:"Rosco, I want this car put back exactly like it was, or I'm gonna sue the county!" Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane:"You wouldn't!?" Uncle Jesse L. Duke:"Wouldn't I?" Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane:"Boys, put 'er back the way she was!"

(Season 4 Shine On Hazzard Moon)
Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane:"First you want specifics then you want tangibles. Well, I can't give you both of that in one day."

(Season 4 New Deputy in Town)
Bo & Luke trying to talk to Rosco about Acting Sheriff Linda May Barnes. Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane:"Hush! I don't wanna talk to you! I wanna talk to the Duke-"(Realizes it is them)"Oooh you are the Duke Boys!"

This is unusual. A weekend ahead of us with no plans. I can't remember the last time this has happened. A man..a woman...a weekend...whatever shall we do? I got it! Dukes episodes marathon!