(Boss Hogg)
(Big Boss Hogg)
Well I'm not too tall and I'm not to lean and they sure don't call me cute.
(Boss Hogg)
But I pack a roll with a lotta' dough in my snow white three piece suit.
(Big Boss Hogg)
I'm the man in charge, round' these here parts and whatever I say, goes.
Try anything in my neck of the woods, and you'll peer right through the nose.
(Big Boss Hogg)
(He's as hungry as a Georgia mule)
Mmmmhmmm
(Chases money like a love sick fool)
Yeah that's right
(He's as charmin' as an army tank)
Well now wait a minute!
(But he's Laughing All The Way To The Bank)
Hehehe-Yeeeahh-hehehehehe
(Boss Hogg)
(Big Boss Hogg)
Well I don't look like no movie-star, there's no doubt about that.
(Boss Hogg)
But there's a calculatin' mind inside my Stetson hat.
(Big Boss Hogg)
I won't leave well enough alone, and I guess I never will.
Till' I own every piece of land and every moonshine whisky still.
Hehehehehehehehehe-
(Big Boss Hogg)
(He's as hungry as a Georgia mule)
Yeah that's right!
(Chases money like a lovesick fool)
Oh I sure do!
(He's as charming as an army tank)
Yeah well maybe.
(But he's Laughing All The Way To The Bank)
-hehehehehehhahhhahohhohhohhahahhahhahhahehehhhehehehoohhhhehehh
(Oooohhooohhhhhh)
(Big Boss Hogg)
(He's as hungry as a Georgia mule)
Yeah that's me!
(Chases money like a love sick fool)
Yeah that's my trouble.
(He's as charmin' as an army tank)
Oh ya' won't give up that will ya'
(But he's Laughing All The Way To The Bank)
YEAH YEAH YEAH!-hehehehehe
(He's as charmin' as an army tank)
(But he's laughing all the way to-)
Yep,
(Laughing all the way to-)
yeah, yeah yeah yeah
(Laughing All The Way To The Bank)
Ohh-goo-heheheheheheheheheheh.
(General Lee Races By)
AH-Ohohohohohoh
There goes them dag-blasted Duke boys again.
Aht! That General Lee is throwing gravel from here to the next county!
Well I'll get Sheriff Rosco to nail em'
Heheheheheheheh!
Every time them boys drive like that I can see that speedin' ticket money goin' into the Hogg Memorial Highway Fund
Heheheheheheheh!
The trouble is, by the time that knuckle head Rosco pulls himself together them boys'll be long gone.
Eht! Alright that's ok, on account-of we'll nab em' tonight at the Boars Nest right after Luke Dukes done singing' with that band of his.