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SheriffRoscoColtrane

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  1. I'm new to the site, but I can say I am a "serious" fan of the show.
  2. SheriffRoscoColtrane replied to Duke_It!'s topic in Music
    I believe its ''Peer right through the nose" and not "bleed" or "pee".
  3. 1.How long have you been watching the show? 14 years and counting 2.What was the first episode you ever watched? High Octane 3.What epsiode did you most recently watch? Robot P Coltrane 4.What's your favorite episode and why? Happy Birthday, General Lee. 5.What's your least favorite episode and why? Don't have one 6.Who's your favorite character? Rosco 7.Who's your least favorite character? ACT Jr 8.Which character are you most like in personality? Luke, quick wit and a good driver. 9.Which character would you date/marry or be best friends with? I would be best friends with Cooter. 10. A funny or awesome moment in your life that reminded you of the show? when I jumped my pickup going up a hill
  4. SheriffRoscoColtrane replied to Duke_It!'s topic in Music
    (Boss Hogg) (Big Boss Hogg) Well I'm not too tall and I'm not to lean and they sure don't call me cute. (Boss Hogg) But I pack a roll with a lotta' dough in my snow white three piece suit. (Big Boss Hogg) I'm the man in charge, round' these here parts and whatever I say, goes. Try anything in my neck of the woods, and you'll peer right through the nose. (Big Boss Hogg) (He's as hungry as a Georgia mule) Mmmmhmmm (Chases money like a love sick fool) Yeah that's right (He's as charmin' as an army tank) Well now wait a minute! (But he's Laughing All The Way To The Bank) Hehehe-Yeeeahh-hehehehehe (Boss Hogg) (Big Boss Hogg) Well I don't look like no movie-star, there's no doubt about that. (Boss Hogg) But there's a calculatin' mind inside my Stetson hat. (Big Boss Hogg) I won't leave well enough alone, and I guess I never will. Till' I own every piece of land and every moonshine whisky still. Hehehehehehehehehe- (Big Boss Hogg) (He's as hungry as a Georgia mule) Yeah that's right! (Chases money like a lovesick fool) Oh I sure do! (He's as charming as an army tank) Yeah well maybe. (But he's Laughing All The Way To The Bank) -hehehehehehhahhhahohhohhohhahahhahhahhahehehhhehehehoohhhhehehh (Oooohhooohhhhhh) (Big Boss Hogg) (He's as hungry as a Georgia mule) Yeah that's me! (Chases money like a love sick fool) Yeah that's my trouble. (He's as charmin' as an army tank) Oh ya' won't give up that will ya' (But he's Laughing All The Way To The Bank) YEAH YEAH YEAH!-hehehehehe (He's as charmin' as an army tank) (But he's laughing all the way to-) Yep, (Laughing all the way to-) yeah, yeah yeah yeah (Laughing All The Way To The Bank) Ohh-goo-heheheheheheheheheheh. (General Lee Races By) AH-Ohohohohohoh There goes them dag-blasted Duke boys again. Aht! That General Lee is throwing gravel from here to the next county! Well I'll get Sheriff Rosco to nail em' Heheheheheheheh! Every time them boys drive like that I can see that speedin' ticket money goin' into the Hogg Memorial Highway Fund Heheheheheheheh! The trouble is, by the time that knuckle head Rosco pulls himself together them boys'll be long gone. Eht! Alright that's ok, on account-of we'll nab em' tonight at the Boars Nest right after Luke Dukes done singing' with that band of his.
  5. SheriffRoscoColtrane replied to Duke_It!'s topic in Music
    Me neither, I will try to repost.
  6. SheriffRoscoColtrane replied to Duke_It!'s topic in Music
    The lyrics to Sorrell Booke's Laughing All The Way To The Bank is: (Boss Hogg) (Big Boss Hogg) Well I'm not too tall and I'm not to lean and they sure don't call me cute. (Boss Hogg) But I pack a roll with a lotta' dough in my snow white three piece suit. (Big Boss Hogg) I'm the man in charge, round' these here parts and whatever I say, goes. Try anything in my neck of the woods, and you'll peer right through the nose. (Big Boss Hogg) (He's as hungry as a Georgia mule) Mmmmhmmm (Chases money like a love sick fool) Yeah that's right (He's as charmin' as an army tank) Well now wait a minute! (But he's Laughing All The Way To The Bank) Hehehe-Yeeeahh-hehehehehe (Boss Hogg) (Big Boss Hogg) Well I don't look like no movie-star, there's no doubt about that. (Boss Hogg) But there's a calculatin' mind inside my Stetson hat. (Big Boss Hogg) I won't leave well enough alone, and I guess I never will. Till' I own every piece of land and every moonshine whisky still. Hehehehehehehehehe- (Big Boss Hogg) (He's as hungry as a Georgia mule) Yeah that's right! (Chases money like a lovesick fool) Oh I sure do! (He's as charming as an army tank) Yeah well maybe. (But he's Laughing All The Way To The Bank) -hehehehehehhahhhahohhohhohhahahhahhahhahehehhhehehehoohhhhehehh (Oooohhooohhhhhh) (Big Boss Hogg) (He's as hungry as a Georgia mule) Yeah that's me! (Chases money like a love sick fool) Yeah that's my trouble. (He's as charmin' as an army tank) Oh ya' won't give up that will ya' (But he's Laughing All The Way To The Bank) YEAH YEAH YEAH!-hehehehehe (He's as charmin' as an army tank) (But he's laughing all the way to-) Yep, (Laughing all the way to-) yeah, yeah yeah yeah (Laughing All The Way To The Bank) Ohh-goo-heheheheheheheheheheh. (General Lee Races By) AH-Ohohohohohoh There goes them dag-blasted Duke boys again. Aht! That General Lee is throwing gravel from here to the next county! Well I'll get Sheriff Rosco to nail em' Heheheheheheheh! Every time them boys drive likei that I can see that speedin' ticket money goin' into the Hogg Memorial Highway Fund Heheheheheheheh! The trouble is, by the time that knuckle head Rosco pulls himself together them boys'll be long gone. Eht! Alright that's ok, on account-of we'll nab em' tonight at the Boars Nest right after Luke Dukes done singing' with that band of his. Hope I've helped!

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