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I live in Hawaii, so that is like a 6 hour time difference from the East Coast. I would actually be greatful for feedback and therapy as it is called in the first couple of posts (ROFL). Anytime since it is a 6 hour difference, let me know.
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INT. COOTER’S REBEL REPAIR
The General is fixed and repaired. Beau hugs the hood.
EXT. COUNTRY ROAD - DAY
The General is driving down the road. Sheriff Little pulls out in front, causing them to swerve, almost hitting the car. Beau and Luke get out, and Little gives them another ticket.
EXT. GENERAL STORE - DAY
Beau and Daisy exit carrying bags of groceries and supplies. The General has a busted headlight, taillight, and driver’s side mirror. There are a pile of tickets under the windshield wiper.
Daisy makes a disgusted face. Beau kicks the tire, injuring his foot. He hops around with a pained look.
EXT. COUNTY COURTHOUSE - DAY
Luke and Beau come out the front door to find the General parked in a red zone and a fire hydrant. There are several tickets fluttering under the windshield wiper. Beau grabs them, tears them up & tosses them in the air.
Little walks out from behind a bush and writes even more tickets. Luke looks at Beau disgustedly. Sheriff Little smirks as he places in Luke’s outstretched palm.
EXT. GRANNIE ANNIE’S HOUSE - DAY
A CHICKASAW COUNTY DEPUTY skulks around the corner of the house, carrying a jug of clear liquid. The General Lee is parked out front. The deputy walks over and leans into the General’s window. He comes out, grinning and rubbing his hands.
He sprints over to the bushes as the front door opens. Beau and Luke walk out of Grannie Annie’s house, each with a wad of cash.
BALLADEER
It seems to me that Grannie Annie paying a lot more for work less than done and the boys are about to get a big surprise.
Beau sticks one leg into the General when the police sirens fill the air. Sheriff Little speeds towards the house.
BEAU
What the hell does he want this time?
LUKE
Do you want to stick around and find out?
Beau shakes his head and climbs into the General. Luke follows suit and the General peels out. Grannie Annie waves after them.
EXT. HAZZARD COUNTY ROAD - DAY
Sheriff Little continues to pursue the Duke Boys in the General Lee. Sheriff Little activates the Bullhorn attached to his roof.
SHERIFF LITTLE
Alright you Duke Boys, pull over.
INT. GENERAL LEE - DAY
Luke looks back at the pursuing Sheriff Little.
LUKE
Faster, Beau. If we can get to the Fisher Creek bridge, we can get away. It’s out, remember?
Beau looks at Luke and smile.
EXT. HAZZARD COUNTY ROAD - DAY
The General swerves and turns onto Fisher Creek Road. The bridge is being blocked by a Chickasaw Patrol Car.
THE BALLADEER (V.O.)
Ain’t Little just like a boy scout? Always prepared.
INT. GENERAL LEE - DAY
Beau yanks the wheel hard and skids to a stop sideways, stopping short in front of the deputy, who is leaning backwards against the car.
EXT. FISHER CREEK ROAD - DAY
Sheriff Little’s Patrol Car pulls up blocking the boys in. He steps out of his car and walks up to the General, where Beau is sitting behind the wheel.
SHERIFF LITTLE
All right. Out. Both of you.
Luke sits on the windowsill. Beau gets out and leans back against the hood.
LUKE
So what’s the charge this time, Officer Piddle?
Sheriff Little scowls at Luke.
SHERIFF LITTLE
I’m gonna have to teach you boys some respect for the law. Cuff these two, while I inspect their vehicle.
The Deputy handcuffs Luke and then Beau. He sits them on the ground as Little starts by inspecting the trunk. He tosses clothes and assorted junk out onto the ground.
SHERIFF LITTLE (CONT’D)
Now, from what I understand, you boys used to run shine and according to the BATF, you were to cease and desist. Correct?
BEAU
Yeah, what’s it to you?
SHERIFF LITTLE
I got an anonymous tip, that you’re making one final delivery.
LUKE
Do you think we’d be stupid enough to break our own probation?
Beau and Luke look at each other and laugh. Sheriff Little laughs and walks back to his car. He removes a large CHAIN SAW.
BEAU
What the hell is that for?
Sheriff Little flashes a grin at them.
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CLOCK WIPE
EXT. ROAD CONSTRUCTION SITE - DAY
Cooter’s tow truck pulls next to one of the ambulances. He gets out as the paramedics are loading Rosco onto one ambulance and Cletus onto another with Enos sitting in the back.
COOTER
Man, you guys did a number on them, didn’t you?
LUKE
Hey, don’t blame...
COOTER
Lucas, you don’t have to explain nothing.
The ambulances sound their sirens and light their lights, pulling away from the scene.
COOTER (CONT’D)
I’ll call my guys to come pick up the cars. Let’s head to the Boar’s Nest.
EXT. BOAR’S NEST - DAY
The General Lee pulls up outside the Boar’s Nest. Cooter parks in Boss Hogg’s stall. The three men exit their vehicles and walk into the Boar’s Nest.
INT. BOAR’S NEST - DAY
Cooter, Beau and Luke walk up the Bar. Daisy is cleaning glasses behind the counter as they approach and sit on the stools in front of the bar. Daisy smiles.
DAISY
Hiya fellas, what can I getcha?
All three of them reply, in unison.
LUKE, BEAU AND COOTER
Beer!
DAISY
Coming up. Why the long faces, fellas?
Beau looks at Luke with the “You tell her, cause you were driving†look. Luke shoots back with the “you really suck†look.
Luke is about to speak when the door to Boss Hogg’s private office opens. Boss Hogg steps out, wearing a checkered BIB. He is holding a LARGE TURKEY LEG in one hand. He takes a large bite out of the Turkey leg.
BOSS HOGG
(in between chewing and lip smacking)
Well, if it isn’t the Duke boys. Just who I’ve been looking for...
Luke slams his mug on the counter. He turns to Boss Hogg, angrily.
LUKE
Dang it all, Boss. We’re in no mood to...
Boss interrupts.
BOSS HOGG
Hold on there, Luke. I want you to meet the new law in Hazzard County.
A clumping sound is heard from Boss’ Office. A large man steps into the bar.
SHERIFF ED LITTLE, early 30’s, wearing a mirrored sunglasses, a green Sheriff’s Uniform Jacket, tan pants and brandishing a shotgun. Boss Hogg cackles between bites.
BOSS HOGG (CONT’D)
I want y’all to meet acting Sheriff of Hazzard County Ed Little. Sheriff Little is on loan from Chickasaw County, due to the fact you boys crippled mine.
Cooter stands and throws his hat on the ground, in disgust. He walks toward Boss.
COOTER
Dang it, Boss. Now you have been doggin’ them boys...
BOSS HOGG
Uh-uh-uh...not too close, my new dog, see he don’t like troublemakers.
Cooter steps back, hands raised.
BOSS HOGG (CONT’D)
Oh, and another thing, Sheriff Little here has a zero tolerance policy for probation and law breakers. He tends to use excessive force.
Sheriff Little cocks his shotgun, forcefully.
LUKE
So, why is he working with you? You’re as crooked as Chickory Lane.
Beau and Luke look at each other and laugh. Daisy giggles behind the bar. Cooter stands there for a second and then bursts into laughter. Boss puts on his innocent look.
BOSS HOGG
Me? The County Commisioner, crooked? Surely you jest!
Boss cackles again and starts devouring the Turkey Leg. He walks back into the office, where a Ten-Course meal is laid out, buffet style. Sheriff Little, removes his sunglasses and glares at Beau and Luke.
SHERIFF LITTLE
I’ll be watching you Dukes.
BEAU
You and every eligible girl in the county.
Sheriff Little raises an eyebrow at Beau, turns and clomps back into the office and shuts the door behind him.
Daisy bursts into laughter. Beau and Luke give each other a high-five. Cooter walks over and claps both of them on the back.
(Sheriff Little Harassment Scenes set to Music)
(SFX: Overlay Tickets being written and torn off)
EXT. COUNTRY ROAD - DAY
Sheriff Little frisks Beau and Luke as they stand next to the General, hands on the hood. Sheriff Little handcuffs Beau and Luke to a tree and inspects the General.
Not finding anything, he rips off the bumpers and hits the car a couple of times with a sledge hammer. The boys wince. Beau looks like he is going to cry.
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What you think.
BTW, I envisioned The Rock as Sheriff Little, so do with it what you will...
I will post more based on the feedback....
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MSN: Parasolbiotek_ceo
Yahoo: Pineappledanf
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Are you ready for more? Since Obviously warner's couldn't care less abut what we fans want...I shall be posting more in the next day or so and I am VERY VERY Interested in feedback.
Thanks
JDhoggjr
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I have had a really sucky 8 months and it is one of the reasons that I haven't been around to post or even read the site. My mom passed away due to complications from surgery due to late stage 3, early stage 4 Cancer. I haven't even continued writing the sequel series to the ORIGINAL that I was so hopped up on last year after that abyssmal 2005 whatever it was...However with a little better writing, I think the cast of "The Beginning" with the exception their choice of Cooter, could pull off a new "series". If any of y'all are interested to hear about my plotlines, send me a message.
JdHogg Jr.
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I do have a problem with the casting...BOSS HOGG IS STILL F***IN SKINNY! Damn it!!! and so is LULU...
That is where the fun came in...Boss telling Rosco he married his fat sister and took her off his hands, so's Rosco wouldnt have to feed her no more.
Actually I do like the casting of Harland Williams as Rosco...I think he can pull it off...
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I am grateful for all the kind words and feedback for my story "The Dukes: The Hogg Strikes back that all of you have left. I am going to finish this screenplay in a couple of weeks. There is a reason for that.
5 weeks ago, my mother was diagnosed with Cancer. She passed on this past Saturday and now resides with the Lord. I miss her so much. She was 55. They say the hardest death to take is that of your mother, and I am inclined to agree.
I am on a fast track I believe to finish all of the projects I have started and start actively trying to get them made.
I have a wild idea, that will include all the denizens of Hazzard Net, but I am not sure that it will work...more to come in the future...as soon as I can clear it with the site moderators...
Thanks
Pineapple Dan aka Jdhoggjr
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I know I am probably beating a dead horse, but I have been so busy trying to produce my horror film, I haven't worked on my Dukes sequel in a while. I also haven't finished, well besides basic summaries of plots for 13 episodes of a "Next Gen" series called The Dukes. I am hesitant to put the summaries up for the eps, because of all the legalities that could be gotten into, but send me a private message and I will be glad to tell you about them.
The plot that I came up with for a Dukes Movie Sequel is
A couple of Hoggs frame Luke with an attempted murder charge against Boss Hogg. Hughie and Jamie Lee also have their own plans to swindle Hazzard County right out from their Uncle Boss' feet, should he fail to pull through. Luke and Beau, along with their cousin Daisy and Uncle Jesse must find the real assassin before the law, including Sheriff Little catches them.
Click on my name and look for my posts and tell me what you think,
I'm gone...
Jdhoggjr...
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A couple of hard driving roughnecks,
Down Hazzard County Way.
We don't want no trouble,
They just want to play.
Just give 'em a race to run,
with The General Lee, sonofagun
ooh-wee, ooh-wee, we're gonna have some fun.
ooh-wee, ooh-wee, we're gonna have some fun.
Uncle Jesse: Yessir, The Duke Boys and Daisy are racing Boss Hogg clee-ar around the world and they gotta win the prize money so's Boss can't forclose on the family farm, naturally greedy ol' Boss wants the prize money and the farm for hisself, so he's gonna cheat and a-scheme every foot of the way.
Just give 'em a race to run,
with The General Lee, sonofagun
ooh-wee, ooh-wee, we're gonna have some fun.
Boss Hogg: Ohhhhh Them Dukes!
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The fact is the damage was done...Burt is not and will never be Boss Jefferson Davis Hogg. That honor should go to someone else...maybe Will Sasso from Mad TV. I think he could do the role justice.
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That was great.
Good on you, Capt.
I lurk around, don't post much, but I read almost everything here.
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Sorrell studied at Yale and Columbia University, and mastered five languages (Six if you count Boss' Southern Drawl). During the Korean War, Booke worked in counter-intelligence where his lingual talents served him well.
He died of colorectal cancer in 1994 just after his 64th birthday.
Has two children: Alexandra and Nicholas
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Take this job and shove it! By Johnny Paycheck
Woohoo! I love this song. It's all better when it pisses off your ex-bosses...
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The beginning is for the fans of the TV series...It gets better...honestly.
It's a mystery/action plot.
The Synopsis
After being put on probation, Beau and Luke try to find things to do to occupy their time, since running shine is no longer an option. After a slight mishap which leaves Rosco slightly touched (in the head), The Dukes find themselves embroiled in a mystery of who shoots Boss Hogg at the Welcome Home ceremony for Rosco. Banding together to solve this Mystery, the Dukes and the Davenports race to find clues before Sheriff Little, who is teamed up with Rosco, catches them.
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Hi Everyone,
If, by some sheer dumb luck, or a bolt of lightning were to hit me and I was able to get something to someone at Warner Bros. regarding my sequel, which part can be found through the link below, would you watch it? Is there anything that needs serious changing (that you can see)?
Please vote and let me know.
Thanks.
http://www.hazzardnet.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=2357&highlight=
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I want to see how "vanilla" it was before Broken Lizard put their "tain...oops, I mean spin", yeah that's right...
.... on it and read it for myself. Anyone know where I can get a copy? or read it online? -
Just an awful script,
Didn’t make much sense,
Changed everything ya saw
From the Duke Boys to the Law
Boss Hogg was so thin
Making us curse,
Swear, shout, and coerce
Our fellow Duke fans
To stop this from traveling the lands
Making it’s way
From Coast to Coast
Disregarding everything
That made Hazzard the most.
Just an awful film,
It was such a disgrace
It caused the Broken Lizard
To hide their face
IN SHAME! (YEEHAW!)
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Hello Hazzardnet,
I would love nothing more than to post the screenplay in it's entirety when I am finished with it. But if I did that, what would be the point in making the film. Everyone would have read it and no one would show up to the movie...lol...I will post a couple more pages in a few days...we'll see what the response is to the initial six first...
Thanks for reading,
I appreciate it one and all,
jdhoggjr
P.S. Maybe if you guys really really really really really want to read more, I'll post a little bit more....ok?
Gotta let me know, though?
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INT. GENERAL LEE - DAY
Luke continues to drive like a maniac. Bo is white-knuckling the dashboard. He marvels at Luke’s driving ability.
EXT. COUNTRY ROAD - DAY
A Man, mid-forties, is standing on the edge of a dirt road. He looks left and right and steps out into the road. The roar of a car engine startles the man. The General Lee roars around the bend. The man jumps off the road.
The Man shakes his fist in anger and steps out into the road again. Police sirens fill the air as three police cruisers roar around the bend, one after another. The man jumps off to the side again. When the dust settles, he’s jumping up and down, yelling.
The General Lee swerves around a corner, kicking up a cloud of dust into the air. The car approaches a “Road Work in Progress†sign.
LUKE (V.O.)
Hey Beau, knock over that sign.
The General Lee pulls to a stop and Beau Duke leans out and pushes the sign into the underbrush on the side of the road. Beau slides back in and The General Lee roars off down the road.
Rosco’s patrol car swerves around the corner, following them.
EXT. ROAD CONSTRUCTION SITE - DAY
The General Lee slams through the saw-horses blocking the road. The workers scatter. The General Lee zooms toward a large pile of dirt and launches into the air. The workers scramble to safety.
BEAU (V.O.)
YE-HAW!
THE BALLADEER (V.O)
And this is where we came in...
(Insert Waylon’s Theme Song “Good Ol’ Boys†with several of the jump angles.)
The General Lee lands safely outside the construction zone.
INT. SHERIFF ROSCO’S CAR - DAY
Rosco’s car speeds toward’s the dirt pile. Rosco’s eyes widen as he jerks the wheel.
EXT. ROAD CONSTRUCTION SITE - DAY
Rosco’s patrol hits the dirt pile at an angle and launches diagonally into the air. The Patrol car lands on it’s drivers side, and skids to a stop.
INT. CLETUS’ PATROL CAR - DAY
Cletus yells in surprises and spins his wheel left, broad-siding the dirt pile.
EXT. ROAD CONSTRUCTION SITE - DAY
Cletus’ car spins, hitting the dirt pile.
INT. ENOS’ PATROL CAR
Enos screams and plows into the driver’s side door of Cletus’ patrol car.
EXT. ENOS’ PATROL CAR - DAY
The drivers door opens and Enos falls to the ground. He stands, steadies himself and walks over to Cletus’ car.
ENOS
Possum on a gum bush!
Enos climbs over the hood and peers into Cletus’ car window. Cletus is slumped over on the drivers side, passed out. Enos looks down as a dripping sound is heard. There’s blood on the window sill.
Enos reaches up and touches his face. He looks at his hand, covered in blood, and promptly faints on the hood of his car.
The General Lee skids to a stop. Beau and Luke climb out and sit on their windows, waiting. The road crew come out of hiding and head toward the crashed vehicle.
BEAU
Hey Luke, you think he’s all right?
LUKE
I don’t know, Uncle Jesse’d never forgive us if he ain’t.
The boys slide back into the General and reverse, turning a one eighty.
The General skids to a stop in front of Rosco’s car.
Beau and Luke slide out and run toward the vehicle. With the help of the road crew, they tip the vehicle over. Luke sticks his head in the smashed window.
INT. ROSCO’S PATROL CAR - DAY
Rosco is unconscious, forehead bleeding. Luke checks for a pulse.
LUKE
Ah, hell! Beau, get on Hazzardnet and see if you can reach anyone that can help!
EXT. ROAD CONSTRUCTION SITE - DAY
Beau runs back toward the General and ducks inside.
INT. GENERAL LEE - DAY
Bo grabs the C.B. and turns to the emergency frequency.
BEAU
Uncle Shepherd, Country Cousin, Anyone, come back!
There is a blast of static and Cooter’s voice breaks through.
COOTER (V.O.)
Breaker One, Breaker One, I might be crazy, but I ain’t dumb, Crazy Cooter coming atcha. Whatcha need Beau?
BEAU
Cooter! Rosco’s hurt mighty bad. Call 911! We need an ambulance, now!
COOTER (V.O.)
I’m on it. Where y’all at?
BEAU
Miller’s Crossing, by the Highway construction. Cooter, are ya there?
There is a silence. Cooter’s voice pipes in after a second.
COOTER (V.O.)
They’re sending ambulances to the scene. Sit tight, I’ll be there in a jiffy.
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EXT. HAZZARD COUNTY ROADS - DAY
The General Lee swerves down the dirt road, kicking up dirt and gravel. Sheriff Rosco’s patrol car comes careening down the road after them.
INT. ROSCO’S PATROL CAR - DAY
Sheriff Rosco picks up the CB.
ROSCO
Cletus! Enos! You got yer damn ears on?
SPLIT SCREEN
INT. ENOS AND CLETUS’ PATROL CARS - DAY
Both men pick up the radios and fumble with it.
INT. ROSCO’S PATROL CAR - DAY
Rosco continues to follow the Duke Boys all over the countryside.
ROSCO
Will you two dipsticks do something useful! I’m in hot pursuit of the Duke Boys.
INT. ENOS’ PATROL CAR - DAY
Enos giggles nervously.
ENOS
What’d Bo and Luke do this time, Sheriff?
Rosco’s voice barks from the CB causing Enos to wince.
ROSCO (V.O.)
Enos! I am your superior officer. Just do what I say. Now!
ENOS
I’m on my way, Sheriff.
Enos fumbles with the CB, finally putting it back in it’s cradle.
EXT. ENOS’ PATROL CAR - DAY
He leans out with a bullhorn.
ROSCO
All right, you Dukes. I gotcha for speeding, reckless endangerment, and disregard for the law.
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If I can ever figure out how to get pictures from my hard drive on to this thing...I would show y'all.
I'm gone...
Jdhoggjr
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101 times that it has been viewed and only three, (3) bloody comments? what the heck? Do you want more of the story? Do you flat out hate it. what? Please let me know...
Thanks
JDhoggjr
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