MaryAnne

1. Richard Petty 2. I think he originally wanted $700. 3. Bo 4. Shot arrows into the tires and Luke threatened continued distruction with a chain saw. Khee! 5. A dollar. But Cooter only had a five, which Bo took anyway because they'd need some gas too. LOL 6. The Ladies Auxillary 7. 71 8. Uhhh.....I think Julie had said cocker spaniel and I think she's right. The bad dude's dog was the Doberman.

You mean hide frying?

I hope so. I have a delicate ego, easily bruised.

I knew he wasn't totally reformed....

That's more than I'm doing. I haven't even started one yet. *Looks at calendar* I got plenty o' time.... I hope...

That's the first I heard that DOHFF went down. Glad it was only for a short time! LOL

I thought Luke was kinda jerky in "Luke's Love Story" where he tells Amy that he wants her to stay around and be his girl, yet he wanted the freedom to be able to chase other women. Could he possibly have been more neanderthal?? Sheesh! It was scenes like that that tended to make me like Bo more.

Hey Jax, how about waiting longer than 30 minutes to answer some of these trivia questions and letting some of the rest of us have a shot? LOL

Yeah, Scoot, you missed out on some very creative chaos brought to us by Brian the Moderator. Of course, now that Brian's an Admin, and thus has more power, he has to act more responsibly and can no longer do those things. Atleast, that's the mild suggestion....

What?! Oh sure, blame me. The forums go down, blame MaryAnne. The whole site goes down, blame MaryAnne. You come this close to insultin' Mufn, the Supreme Superior Officer 'round here, blame MaryAnne. Your dog has puppies, blame MaryAnne. You fail to write a story for this Dog Collar Challenge, blame MaryAnne. I strut around in sexy swimwear and get Alex all bothered, blame MaryAnne. (Um. Actually, I guess I do have to take responsiblity for that one don't I?) I can't win!!

HA! Good luck with that. This place has been up for grabs and disturbin' the peace since...since....well for a long time. Khee!! That's the last time I mention anything about wearing a bikini tho'. Holy crap, talk about gettin' folks shook up. Heh heh! Now....didja hear about the dog that went AWOL? He was Absent Without Leash....

Brian be outdriven by Michael Knight and KITT? BAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!! I think Brian would have something to say about that. Jury might still be out on the Magnum's Ferrari tho'. But I'm sure Brian has something to say about that too. Oh, and you forgot the A-Team FOOL! I'd like to see Brian meet up with BA for the first time. KHEE!

*returns dressed in regular deputies uniform* Awrighty! Now then..... Well that depends....either all the money can be returned to the betters or we can use toward something else. See below.... Are you accusing Alex of stalking? Which would be me, right? Heh heh! Awright, seeing as we live in a free democratic society let's do this by tradition. Let's vote. Khee! Here's your options: 1. All $ is returned to betters 2. All $ is pooled to a greater cause (to be decided upon later, but options include like what Scoot suggested. A shindig at the Boar's Nest, a donation to the Hazzard orphanage, ect. OR we could use it to buy a diamond studded dog collar for Sadie! Remember this all started because Sadie needed a dog collar! Khee!) 3. MaryAnne takes the $ and buys herself a string bikini. And diamond studded dog collar. Polls are now open....

Yeah, if Daisy can use the same trick to distract Cletus, I figured to try the same thing. Khee! It would look as tho' my work here is done. *walks over to the two men, pausing to give Brian's jacket a cousinly straightening tug and then turns to Alex, fixing his collar and smoothing out his shirt* Now, if you two can behave for a bit, I'm going to go change back into a more appropriate uniform. Then we'll return to shenanigans as usual.... *gives a smile before turning and walking away*

*points to badge pinned strategically to top left halter of the bathing suit, just above the bust.* No, I didn't. But I don't reckon anybody bothered to look there.

Yeah hi there. *grins, standing with one hand on hip, in a casual but effective pose with weight on one leg with the other turned in such a way to show the shape well* Sorry I don't have a string bikini. But I gotta admit this lil' number did the trick. Khee! Now before y'all bite each other's ears and noses off and leave a bigger mess than just the drool we've had so far, why don't you all call it a draw and we'll see if our betters wanna pool the money toward some good use, eh? Sound like a fair deal?

*as the fight began to escalate, quietly slips away from the crowd and returns a few minutes later dressed NOT in a string bikini but a dark blue one piece bathing suit, cut high on the sides and with a plunging neckline that's enough to be distracting. Still wears deputy hat and gun belt, slung low. Walks by the two fighting men in high heeled sandals and gives a casual smile, like it was all normal* Hi Alex!

*listens to cousin and takes out ticket book to take notes*

Isn't imagination wonderful? Obviously Alex thinks so....

Amen!

*sits down next to Mufn with own bag of popcorn, watchin' the fight* Ooo! That's gotta hurt!

Well let's see we got the fifty from Mufn, my twenty and thirty-five from BL on Brian. That's uh....fifty...seventy....umm.... *counts on fingers* seven and three is ten....with the five.... $105 on Brian and $35 on Alex. *grins, impressed with math skills that didn't require a calculator!* Alex, I'm afraid you're lookin' to be the underdog in this so far....

No hard feelin's Alex. But ya understand I've got an image to maintain. It's not easy bein' the Alpha B--- Er.... pup. Khee!

*steps up with some money in hand* I dunno if anybody's figured odds on this or if it's 50/50 or what, but I put $20.00 on my cousin. No hard feelin's Alex, but I gotta go with my kin.