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Elly May Duke

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  1. one that i really love is i think they were trying to get Michelle to take a nap or soemthing and so they needed to sing to her and Joey started singing Flintstones . . .lol Joey is my vote for funniest . . . course they all funny in their own way. like once i remember they had a party for Comet and Danny says at the end when he's sweeping the couch that his friends left their coats behind . . .or when he teach Michelle to read A - Ajax B - some cleaning thing C - Clorox D- Drano Michelle told that to Jesse laeter and he's like i see your dad's been teaching you. . .that guy was so cleaning obsessed
  2. agreed. still thinking over Enos. Maybe that boy from Lady A the dark haired one. i kinda think the three of them look a little like Daisy Bo and Luke
  3. Luke: *Sighs and sits down* well . . . i went up to the bank and as soon as i walked in he starts yelling at me like what kind of idiot am I? Tho the secretary was nice. So he's yelling at me cause . . . who knows why and this sweet little old lady comes in. Something about oil deposit. We talked and she said that she'd bring her family to see us tomorrow. Jed, Elly may and Jethro. Said they call her Granny.
  4. lol little bit of I don't even know your name . . .hey who said you had to know her name. . . Tim wanted to marry faith like three minutes after he met her and Josh fell for jennifer the minute he saw her . . . had to hear her voice
  5. i know. he is even if he has now clue how to raise kids . . .Joey is so funny. i love when he does like those little scooby doo impressions and stuff. i love it
  6. Luke *sighs* i'm not Daisy. i'm just confused right now. I just love you and Bo so much. your my younger cousins. i made a promise with myself to never let anything happen to you when we went to live with Uncle jesse
  7. maybe, but i will tell you this i would not have Willie for Uncle Jesse . . . or that weird guy that they picked for Boss in the movies
  8. that's interesting. how did they meet?
  9. Luke *Walkes through the door* Daisy, i tell you that banker made me so mad. he's so selfish Bo: *wakes up* wha--what happened? Daisy: Nothing sugar. Just Luke. Here *hands him the pill and some water* Bo: okay. hope this'll help the pain *takes it* Luke:so what happened while i was gone? Daisy: I called Uncle Jesse. He's coming as soon as he can Luke: Daisy. i can take care of you two just fine Daisy *looking hurt* I know Luke, but i thought that having Uncle Jesse would take some of the pressure off you
  10. okay that's odd and like you said she's from . . .what does she know. i mean if she's your dad's gf then she should be able to accept you the way you are . . .i mean other than my greatgrandma the rest my famly does. my other greatgrandma. both sets my grandparents. my parents. my dad's mom used to have a dog named Daisy may.
  11. me and my grandma do that sometimes with Addams Family and Full House. that's the only two i have. i hope to get something Dukes soon. and Andy Griffith . . .my mom is looking desperately to find me a season of Gomer Pyle cause she can't believe i never seen it. . . least don't think i have. . .thank goodness for those box sets or i'd go outta my mind
  12. any ideas? or is it too late to think? lol not that late. for some odd reason i think that Alan Jackson could fit in to be somebody
  13. That's the thing with our family most of us exept for her . . .we are rednecks and hillbillies so we often talk about her because well . . .i will say this i can't have one phone conversation with her without her saying something bad about something i said. i mean i think she thinks we should act more high class but we just ain't gonna do it. and here's a thing. she doesn't believe in girls riding lawnmowers. i can tell. whenever i talk to her she will point out something i'm doing she thinks is too boyish.
  14. Daisy: (whispers) i hope things are all right with Luke Nurse: Scuse me but i need to see Bo Duke Daisy: sure. he's asleep right now tho Nurse: oh. Well when he wakes up he needs to take this *hands Daisy a pill for Bo to take* Daisy thanks Nurse *Walks off*
  15. never seen that. What else do you and your dad like to watch. Our family thing is NASCAR and Andy Griffith
  16. Me too. when i was younger i used to wear dresses . . .mostly on sunday but also for class pictures. in sixth grade i kind of aquired that part of your brain where you make decisions for yourself . . .i had before, but not like this. i decided that i was not wearing no dress again . . .kind of when i started feeling hostile toward my greatgrandma who bought me every dress i ever wore. i think she wanted me to act highclass like she does. if you met her you'd know what i mean. about that time too . . .tho really when i started ninth grade. i realized the fact that redneck is who i am and made me feel even more nervous around her. i mean why would you want to act high class?
  17. Daisy: Well . . . whenever you get here. We'll be waiting. Love you Uncle Jesse
  18. me either. i went through like a two week phase where i wore eye shadow everyday but other than that. i never wear it either. luckily i never have to
  19. Neither do i. i wear a pair of opal studs but i never take em out. i wear this bracelet sometimes like to church but that is about the only jewlery i ever wear. i don't wear makeup either. beeswax lip balm but that's all
  20. yeah. me and her had fun going to sleep on the couch and watching Cosby Show and whatever else
  21. Daisy: in the middle of the night? When do you reckon you'll be here?
  22. neither do i. maybe Tracy Byrd or Tim McGraw? idk interesting concept
  23. i know. and somehow . . .not sure but some people might say that was redneck using a tackle box for jewlery, but it works. a lot better than a actual jewlery box i bet. i used to have one and it drove me crazy cause everything got tangled up
  24. Who else would you cast for somebody? like say boss or Enos . . . that would be hard to do with Miranda. Who do you think?
  25. i know. me and my mom never had much interest, but i found out a while ago from like my gratgrandma's brother's wife that you can use tackle boxes for holding supplies like when you make bracelets and stuff and it's chaper than buying it from like a art store

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