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Elly May Duke

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  1. Daisy: Uncle Jesse! Enos! *wraps her arms around Enos laying her head on his shoulder*
  2. Yeah a little here too. Once we had this gang that came and destroyed the church cross from my house. we don't go there anymore cause the ppl there fought a lot but we used to. they busted the windows and stole stuff
  3. Think you could write that script for me?
  4. but true i mean like he says you'll get mugged if you go downtown
  5. Doctor: No. We'll have to ask you to leave for a few minutes so i can call in a couple associates.
  6. i woulda sent Miranda on him with her shotgun and kerosene jug or Granny they'd take care of him
  7. How so? I do love that song and it's so true. only a country boy truely knows how to live off the land and stuff. . . and like the line where he talks bout his friend who just calls him hillbilly.
  8. Doctor: Well let's see son *checks his pulse and stuff* hmm. something's not right. Might have an infection
  9. That is terrible. tho i have to admitt myself that goth kids scare me a bit too. i mean that is wrong what he did . . .tho honestly see that's a thing about me. i know that evrybody (maybe not exactly but people round me) say that it doesn't matter about like what kinda music or stuff like that but it does. I mean i would never date someone who hated country or Dukes or stuff like that and i don't kow bout you but they ain't old nuff to be our grandparents (okay maybe i don't know how old they are, but certainly not enough to be our greatgrandparents)
  10. Daisy: I reckon not *wipes eyes* I really am sorry about the way we're actin Jed: Don't need to apologize Daisy. *Just then one of the doctors comes in*
  11. I know. i mean think of all those ones . . .girls specially but even guys even if they go camping they think it's gross. for us that's a way of life. I mean maybe i'm being biased here but i don't see how anbody could call a cityboy a real man. I mean unlike them countryboys will do anything for their kinfolk specially girls. I mean again kinda biased but seems to me that those of us in the south are smarter than they are. they may have better school systems and stuff but what's that if you can't live off the land?
  12. Bo: Daisy. When is Uncle Jesse getting here? I can't face him . . .not after i wrecked the General. Can't let him see me like this. Daisy: *stares as a couple tears start falling* Luke: I'm real sorry bout this y'all. You'll have to forgive us. I haven't slept well last night and I don't think Daisy did either
  13. I used to have this friend named CJ and my mom started baby sitin him when i was two been friends ever since. course now that he's old enough to stay home she doesn't. He used to be the one along with my brother who told me not to listen to anything but country (my brother did too) course now he listens to rap and rock. wish i had the old him back cause if it werent' for the fact that i ain't sure my dad would go for it and we were like bro and sis i'd date him. he is your perfect backwoods boy. and one his hunting dogs is a puppy from like the first dog we had which is dead now( our dog. course the puppy could be now. she old)
  14. Luke: I don't know. sometime today i reckon. Just calm down Daisy
  15. Yeah. I wouldn't want to be or live anyother way, but i do wish that a lot of other people wouldn't make fun of us if you know what i mean . . .specially the north. i mean if it wasn't for us they wouldn't be eating. it's us poorly paid farmers who feed them
  16. Daisy: You sure sugar? you look terrible.
  17. Good reason. are you and your cousin close in a sisterish kind of way? just askin cause you seem to mention her a lot. wish i had a girl cousin. only boys and they all moved away. i have one girl actually but she's married and has twins. tho she helped me with my Latin
  18. Our town's not that small tho you could walk to the elementry school from my house
  19. Jed: yeah and i wish Granny hadn't of made Bo do it. Granny: well how do you feel now sonny?
  20. so like it kind of started but that one episode was like it hit you. interesting.
  21. Me too. evbody knows evbody and around here even today the little intersection near where i live is except for the one general store being gone . . . we had two one called Red's and another called Athur's General Store. Red's is gone but other than that our little intersection really has not changed since like 1950
  22. is that how you got into Dukes? i got into it cause i started watching videos on CMT not sure why but i just started watching it and my grandma was like we used to watch this and after about two episodes . . .okay so i always been a tomboy and knew people called my brother a redneck but that was when i decided yes i am a redneck and i'm gonna be one. i am not going to be a girly. no way. and when i got my first crush Bo Duke. true story also. yeah it also got me into offically country . . .before i never really knew music was just music. tho i listened to 97.3 my whole life. Dukes made me who i am too. not sure but this is weird we're both somewhat alike
  23. what? the small town thing?

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