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(Season 2 The Ghost of General Lee) Maybelle Tillingham: "Operator. Operator."
Daisy Duke:"Maybelle! Give me the Sheriff's station!"
Enos: [checking off something] "There you go."
[phone rings]
Enos:"Sheriff's office. Deputy Enos Strate speaking."
Daisy Duke:"Enos! You've got to come over to the Boars Nest, quick!"
Enos:"I appreciate the invite, Daisy.... It's mighty nice of you. But I'm on duty right now, honey."
Daisy Duke:"This ain't an invite. There are two dudes here trying to rob Boss Hogg's safe!"
Enos:"They are? Oh... Well, I'll be right there!"
Daisy Duke:"Please hurry!"

(Season 2 The Ghost of General Lee)Phil:"What are we gonna do now Ernie? We ain't got no dynamite." Erine:"We'll steal ourselves a pickup truck." Phil:"What about her?" Ernie:"Don't worry, she ain't goin' anywhere." Phil:"Yeah. That's right. She ain't, is she?" Ernie:"Come on. Let's get outta here." Phil:"You bet."

(Season 6 Play It Again, Luke)Bo Duke:"Hey y'all? What do you call Rosco P. Coltrane in a tree full of monkeys?" Luke Duke & Daisy Duke:"Branch manager!"

It's really unfortunate for small businesses that so many millennials are too lazy to shop local and instead just get it from Amazon because "it's easier". Wouldn't surprise me within the next 20 years the only stores left will be Amazon, Walmart, Krogers and one of the big 3 of the home improvement stores. 

I'm pretty well feeling the same way! You think it could be our age?

That's a good thing to do once in a while. It also gives your eyes a break too, the blue light screens emanate are not good for the eyes long term.
While walking one of the trails at a nearby park we came across a pair of Eastern Hog-nosed Snakes. The female was about 3 foot long and about two inches in diameter and was a dark gray almost black pattern. The male about 1 3/4 foot long, yellow tan with black splotches pattern. The female was very irritated that we stopped to check them out lol. I used the Seek app to identify them as we've only ever seen garter snakes at this park.

Some real gems in this one I love the crayon comment  I bet Cody Ware got a nice talking too from daddy after the race since he caused about half the cautions.
 

Tempers flared and by the end of the Martinsville race some of the cars looked like they survived a demolition derby. Martin Truex jr won the race after passing his teammate Denny Hamlin and became the first repeat winner of the season. Ryan Blaney had the dominant car of the day but a bad pit stop where the front tire changer forgot to pull the air hose from in front of his car caused him to take the hose and wrench with him when he drove out of his pitbox which resulted in a penalty. He did manage to make it back to 11th place.
Top 10
1. Martin Truex jr
2. Chase Elliott
3. Denny Hamlin
4. William Byron
5. Kyle Larson
6. Joey Logano
7. Christopher Bell
8. Tyler Reddick
9. Kevin Harvick
10. Kyle Busch

speaking of trouble....
*throws NERF football, striking Garrett in back of head*

Nobody here had better say anything bad about Cale Yarborough or there's going to be trouble.

Hey, that girl kissing that helmet looks like Daisy.

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There's a thousand things a man can do better than a woman. There's a thousand things a woman can do better than a man. That makes us equal. It is possible that two things that are different can be equal. It is possible that two things that are equal can be different. 

We got our puppy today. It's a little shih-tzu. My wife had one when I met her and then we got 2 around the year 2000. I didn't even know what they were when I met my wife but now I love them. I start my volunteer job tomorrow as the P A announcer for local high school baseball team. I should practice. "Now up for the Moonshiners...center fielder....number 01...Hooobieee Harrrtkkiinnssssss!" How did that sound?

Yep, around here a booger is what comes out of your nose. I guess you could pick a booger and say "Looks like I got the little bugger."

(Season 3 Gilligan vs Gilligan)Professor:"Gilligan, I'm afraid under the circumstances of circumstantial evidence, you are a provericator!" Gilligan:"Oh. Well, that's better than calling me a liar." Skipper:"Gilligan, that's what provericator means!"

(Season 2 Ghost a Go-Go)Ghost:"AooooOooo!!!" Gilligan:"No, that wasn't you Skipper." Gilligan(Looks out window, sees ghost)Ghost:"AooooOooo!!!" Gilligan(Runs over to hammocks, wakes up Skipper)"Hey Skipper, Skipper, wake up! Wake up!" Skipper:"What is it? What's a matter, Little Buddy?" Gilligan:"I just saw a ghost out there!"(pointing to door/window of hut)Skipper:"Oh, for goodness sakes Gilligan. You didn't wake me up out of a sound sleep to tell me about your nightmare?" Gilligan:"No, no! I saw a real live ghost, out there!"(pointing to hut door/window again)Skipper:"Gilligan, people are alive, ghosts are dead." Gilligan:"Then, I saw a real dead ghost, and he ran that way."(pointing to the direction the ghost ran in)Skipper:"Well, if he was dead, how come he was running that way?" Gilligan:"But Skipper, but Skipper. He's right out there, Skipper."(points to the hut door/window once again)Skipper:"Oh Gilligan, will you stop that!? Now, go to sleep! Goodnight!"

Happy Belated Birthday to Alan Hale Jr.(Skipper)!3/8/1921!

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oh...ok....around here, we call it booger....cute little booger. He picked his nose and got a booger.

Another hijack of the thread for a belated tribute. On March 16th we lost German racing driver Sabine Schmitz after a four year battle with cancer. She was just 51.

Despite having a successful racing career, it was her first appearance on 'Top Gear' that brought the "Queen of the Nürburgring" to a worldwide audience. The Nürburgring is a 12.9 mile track with 147 corners that's located in the middle of a German forest. Sabine was born there and knew the track better than anyone.

Here's the Top Gear Special tribute which aired last night. It includes contributions from TG presenters old and new as well as a variety of people from the world of motorsport.
 
 

Happy 61st Dukes of Hazzard Birthday today to John Schneider(Bo Duke)!4/8/60!

It doesn't look like anybody noticed but I was a day early on Bo's birthday. Today is the day he turns 61. 

Hmmm, around my neck of the woods a bugger could be just about anything. If you lost your wrench "Now where is that bugger?". If a puppy was cute "That's a cute little bugger". If you got a splinter "I need to get that bugger out." 
Speaking of puppies, we're getting ours today....haven't had a dog in 5 years. 

Hey, I have a question: What is a bugger?