RogerDuke

My favorite is at the end of "Follow That Still" when the contraband cigarettes are being throw out of the tank (armored personel carrier).
The problem is that there's nobody in it because they've all jumped out at that point.

Take the lead Hobie. Suggest a day. Remember that the folks across the pond go to bed a lot earlier than we do. I think it's been a long time since the chat room has been used. I wonder if it still works. It would be a lot of fun. 

I don't think I ever got the newsletter even back when they were still being written. But then again I'm pretty low tech and probably couldn't figure out how to sign up. I've never been good with computers. Im pretty good with a shovel though. It's a lot easier to use....."ya load 16 tons and what do you get.....another day older and deeper in debt."

Hey Joe....I'm standing on my head with a clown outfit on and I'm burping and telling juvenile jokes about pooping puppies. Now I'm standing up but I just started to stagger and now I fell into a sidewalk of wet freshly poured cement. Now I'm walking over to Hoss and giving him a big hug, messing up his brand new tuxedo. Now Hobie is pouring shots of his finest to the other HazzardNet members who are watching this fiasco. Doing his best Hulk Hogan impression Hoss rips off the top of his tux and body slams me into a pile of manure. I get up and rip off the top of my clown outfit in a similiar manner but when everybody sees my scrawny chest they laugh so hard they spill their shine. 
If there's anything else we can do to make you smile just let us know. 

I'm so sorry to hear that Joe. Hang in there......not a whole lot I can say to make you feel better. You can never rush healing from a death so take your time to mourn. We're here for you. 

As long as you paint the Ferrari orange, put 01 on the doors and a Confederate Flag on the roof I'll do my best to send that money out tonight. The check should get to you by Monday.

I'll bet you're just being modest. I'd take a dirt bike over a Maserati myself.....unless I could take the Maserati, sell it, buy a dirt bike and then donate the remainder to charity.....like the Hobie Harkins Home for Retired Moonshiners. 

Hoss might replace that Pavaratti guy someday as the most famous singer in the world. I can see his name up in lights now....Performing tonight....HOSSARATTI. He'll be so rich he'll drive an expensive sports car to the concert and folks along the street will say " There goes Hossaratti in his Massaratti. And us folks here on the HazzardNet will say we knew him before he was famous.....and then he'll buy s all General Lees...not toys but real cars. Keep singing Hoss. All our hopes are riding on your golden vocal pipes. Will you be painting your sports car orange and putting an 01 on it?

I went to the last race of the year at our local dirt track. It was awesome to see the place packed with that many fans. I don't think they could have fit another person in the bleachers. It reminded me of when I was a kid. The reason it was packed is because the Lucas Oil Late Model Series was in town. I didn't know enough about racing to know what a big deal that was. Two of the cars were owned by Clint Bowyer but I didn't hear about any other famous owners. It was our first really chilly night here up on Lake Erie but other than that was a great night. It will be a long wait until the next race. 

It looks like she snuck a little of Hobie's finest in a brown bottle so Boss would think it's beer. He don't cotton to no shine in the Boar's Nest unless he sold it. Thanks for posting this Roth. 

That stinks. The camera is a good idea. Stay safe and keep us posted. 

Great to hear from you Monaco Man. The amazing thing about the Dukes is that despite some things like that not adding up....the sum total still adds up to the greatest show in the history of television.

It looks like she snuck a little of Hobie's finest in a brown bottle so Boss would think it's beer. He don't cotton to no shine in the Boar's Nest unless he sold it. Thanks for posting this Roth. 

I'm more of an Emma Tisdale guy myself. Does anybody have any pictures of her dressed in Amish clothes? Don't tell my wife I'm looking.

I'm more of an Emma Tisdale guy myself. Does anybody have any pictures of her dressed in Amish clothes? Don't tell my wife I'm looking.

I'm more of an Emma Tisdale guy myself. Does anybody have any pictures of her dressed in Amish clothes? Don't tell my wife I'm looking.

I'm sure you've heard me say this before but if you have a bunch of bad luck that means that you are due for a bunch of good luck. I hope it starts coming your way soon. And if I'm wrong and you don't get good luck soon think about Hobie's words because you sure have a lot of love....here on the HazzardNet. 

I'm sure you've heard me say this before but if you have a bunch of bad luck that means that you are due for a bunch of good luck. I hope it starts coming your way soon. And if I'm wrong and you don't get good luck soon think about Hobie's words because you sure have a lot of love....here on the HazzardNet. 

fox (Swiper....no swiping!)

Good observation. One thing that amazes me about the Dukes of Hazzard. Despite all the faults and bloopers somehow it is still the greatest television show in the history of our vast Universe. 

It's too bad he wasn't on an episode. He could have passed as Cletus' brother. I remember the old cartoon Camp Candy on Saturday mornings. I used to watch it with my daughter.

I spent yesterday at an astronomy gathering. We call them star parties. There were several great speakers and I enjoyed talking to my fellow amateur astronomers, many of them I only see once a year. It was cloudy so we didn't get to do any observing after it got dark. Shucks. 

That show is the only time I've ever heard of it. I'm pretty good with identifying northern trees though. Thanks for posting the picture Hobie. 

Now that I think of it, Gandalf does look a bit like a moonshiner. 

There are a few chases though so it's not all bad. It would have been a little better if Gandalf had a Dodge Charger instead of a white horse.