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Sheriff_Rosco_P_Coltrane

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  1. I had a right to. You were being a jerk about a simple question. I frankly am sick of fighting with you. But you just insulted my fav actor.
  2. ........... That was rude. Now spill the name of your actor.
  3. Im not joking around. I wanna know who the actor is. Sheesh.
  4. I gotta question. Who is that actor you use as your avatar, Alex?
  5. ::Pats, Alex's head as he walks by:: Dont worry about it. Brian will be taking care of it. If not Jail time for him for while. I think he need it anyhow. Or I can just let Bandit sleep with him.
  6. ::Gets out his ticket book and ticks his tongue:: Lets see... Brian Coltrane. ::He checks for each damage done and takes the paper to Cooter. so he knows who to charge, then looks at Brian:: Have fun paying for all that. Next time use your brain. Oh, wait you dont got one. It's sawdust.
  7. ::Takes the pancake off his face and walks around back, getting some soap and mixing it with water, he picks it along with the water hose turning it on, heading for the patrol car and looks up at brian with a grin, he then takes the bucket and tosses the soapy water on brian and lets the hose soak him down:: How about you wash my patrol car today? ::He then turns and looks at Alex:: Need a bath? ::He points the hose at him::
  8. ::Throws a pancake in his face:: Eat it Brian and then go feed your chickens.
  9. MARYANNE COLTRANE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT CANNON? ::Glares at her::
  10. Hey gotta have fun when you are still livin'. Also just blindfold yourself im to hot for your eyes.
  11. How about we get on with the skinny dippin'? I could do my naked lady in destress act! Oooo! I love it!
  12. Yeah and licking the pudding off a pretty gal is a mans dream. I mean errr.. did I say that?
  13. Gah, right when I get back from my vacation from fishing. This is gonna start soon.
  14. Well, while Alex keeps MaryAnne busy im going fishing.
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