Sheriff_Rosco_P_Coltrane

Alright, now thats damn rude.

Stop calling me Andy.

Pfffffft... I aint got time to mess with ya both. *fixes his tie* I got a shower to take and a date to catch.

Mad enough to eat the bottom of a milk bucket.

Alex, go look at MaryAnne and lust in your heart.

Now im getting MAD!

LMAO! Not telling ya!

*Pulls his tongue*

Either way it's bad for him.

LIAR! *Gets a belt and runs after him*

I'm gonna tan his HIDE is what I am gonna do!

Brian needs a bit of a belt tanning.

Alright, Brian. Did you re-do my post! *mad face*

There is DOHFF Forums? I must be blind. How could I have missed that? You've got to be kidding. I'll be darned. What will they think of next. Fry mah hide!

Nah, I aint calling ya a dog. But it is a dog collar topic and I havent seen ya in awhile, So when MA said that I thought of you.

If you both dont stop i'll give you both a ticket and a night in jail. *Glares* DISTURBING THE PEACE!

I say ya shaddup and respect the LAW!

Alex, son..... *Sits looking at him* You dont need a biniki what you need is a speedo.. or even better scratch the speedo... and just get swim trunks. *Shudders*

Looks like it, LOL.

I'm glad im not stalked. Feel sorry for you MaryAnne. Unless you like the feller.

Well, I sure aint LOOKIN' there not with me your cousin and all.

Nothin' like a woman to loosen' a man's tongue.

You forgot the BADGE!

You forgot to mention her laying in the sand by the ocean and letting the water run over her body, it dripping off her tan skin and chest.

LMAO... I think that image blinded me.