Qualapec the She-Wolf

*Points at avatar* Take a guess ~She-Wolf

4 days ealier Boss grinned at the young man sitting across from him, "Hello mister Cutter." "Hello Mr. Hogg." David nodded in acknoledgment of the older man, "You called I believe?" At first Boss looked puzzled and then remembered, "Ah, yes, yes. A friend of a friend told me about yer little organization?" "Of course, what exactly appears to be the problem." "Now you see there're these Dukes, the worst band of wolves you ever did meet-" David interupted Boss with a laugh, "I beg to differ Mr. Hogg. You obviously haven't met my men yet..." The older man looked rather annoyed at the interuption, "As I was sayin', I need you to cuff an' stuff the two boys Bo and Luke." "I promise I'll get the problem out of your hair...naturally, for a price." Boss nodded waiving his cigar around haphazzardly, "Yes, just let me sign whatever you want me to sign." Reaching into his suitcase David grabbed the arrest-only file and then thought differently, this man obviously had no idea what he was getting into, and some country hick would be easy pickings for them. His soldiers also hadn't had any real blood in quite some time. David then grabbed for the full contract, the on that enabled them to do whatever they wanted. He held it out infront of Boss, hoping that the man didn't read it first. Boss, as David suspected, didn't read it and signed the papers. The dark haired man grabbed the papers up, and stuffed them in his suit case, "Thank you mister Hogg, this problem will be out of your way before you know it." He turned around and walked toward the door. "Wait!" Boss said suddenly. Sudden annoyence raced though David's mind as he turned around, "Yes...?" He cooed. "You won't be hurtin' the Duke boys will ya?" David flashed a cunning smile; saying nothing he opened the door and stalked outside into the noisiness of the bar. ~She-Wolf

"What a horrendous crash! That would'a killed 10 ordanary men!!!" Also... "The duke boys done gone in the pond!" ~She-Wolf

XD I'd love to learn to drive from him! Just for the chance to get behind the wheel of General Lee! ~She-Wolf

"Get an ambulence down here! The duke boys done gone in the pond..." Rosco sounded like he was about to cry when he said that. Rather frantic, then when Enos cried after finding Bo and Luke's clothes. It was a sad scene , but nice to know that Rosco has a heart ~She-Wolf

I loved it better when Bo drove too 8) I swear I think he had some sort of psychic connection with teh General. ~She-Wolf

What about a category specifically for crazy crossovers? Like a crossover with a video game or anime (Tomb Raider, Resident Evil, and Yu Yu Hakusho, are perfect examples) I'm nuts when it comes to stories, if I'm too crazy feel free to ignore my inane ways LOL ~She-Wolf

I liked that episode mostly because I liked seeing how Rosco would react if Bo and Luke were killed in one of their chases. ~She-Wolf

I don't know if this is considered a hobby: but I love video gaming. I love the Resident Evil and Tomb Raider series, I also have a love of anime. Another of my hobbies is writing, and driving my mother crazy by watching DOH on a regular basis. ~She-Wolf

I really don't believe John did his own stunts on the show. ~She-Wolf

Within a Broken Mirror~I don't know the artist. ~She-Wolf

I don't know, when I think of John I think Bo, I like him as the pretty boy blond in DOH. Also I have the strangest feeling his character's gonna die at the end of Smallville...Does he? ~She-Wolf

Uh...sentimental value ? I'd love to get a General. Although I think a General is a bit hard to come by, a Dodge Charger in and of itself would be enough. ~She-Wolf

Well I've always had a thing for pretty boys, despite their personalities. He's a good driver *Cough* Bull-s*it *Cough* He is a little immature when it comes to women, but in a serious situation he acts rather mature. Besides, I think he's made out to be the little cousin. He's supposed to seem lots younger than Luke. (It's a tactic to make him cuter) ~She-Wolf

I've never really liked racing games. DOH as a Resident Evil game... now that I can picture!!! ~She-Wolf

She's really my all time favorite female country singer. Jo Dee Messina's actually the one that introduced me to country. And my favorite male band's Big&Rich ~She-Wolf

The one character I would truely get pleasure from b**** slapping would have to be Hughie Hogg. I hate that guy. I'd like to take a combat knife and relieve him of the 'manhood' he doesn't deserve :x He deserves a good ass kicking! ~She-Wolf

Hi, Well, I would'a posted this idea on Fanfiction net, but I don't know where to take it. So I reckon I outa have other loyal DOH fans adding to it. Now remember, before reading this know that I'm not sadistic; I just like messing with my faves. BTW, you are free to use the OC, David in this, and elaborate on his subordanates. Also, I know it's not really my place, but I ask that you don't stray from the origanal feel of the story. By that I mean that this is supposed to be an angst/suspense story, don't turn it into a comedy. Of course typical Dukes humor is allowed, just-I should shut up now shouldn't I? Here it is: ***** David Cutter smiled cunningly as he straightened out his utility vest. His black hair, gelled so it was slicked back although his bangs hung at the side of this face. The emblem on the sleeve of his turtleneck undershirt was that of a woman with a scale in hand and a male angel with black wings holding a black sword. The lawman, they called him when he first started the buisness nearly 14 years ago, when he was 17; his buisness. A mercenary for those able to pay, and a punisher for places where modern day bandits ran free and the word of law meant nothing. Eventually he made a buisness out of it, recruiting 5 other members into his posse. They went whereever they were called and removed...problems so to speak. It was one thing when they worked alone, another thing entirely when they worked in pairs. David found that there was nothing better than a public execution. Not only did it detuer anyone else from ever breaking the law in any way again, it also left the partner/s with everlasting memory of their friend's death. David smirked again, walking over to the window of his hotel room. It had a nice view of Hazzard square, but not really the kind of view he preferred for the up-coming scene. So sad...that pretty boy had such a lovley cousin too. If he wasn't hanging her cousin, David might have considered getting some action. Then again, his subordanates were cutthroat, and they'd only had arresting jobs the past couple times. They were bored and wanted actual blood. In his self-proclaimed wisdom, Hogg had signed the full contract without looking through the fine print, stating that David and his 'lawmen' could do anything they wanted to take care of Hogg's problem. ***** "Bo..." Luke began, his hands on the prison bars, staring in at his younger cousin. The blond man shook his head, "Cuz'...don't you'll just make it harder on yourself." Bo forced a smile, in a pathetic attempt to cheer his cousin up. "Luke, I'm afraid. I ain't gonna lie to you. But these people are dangerous. You try to save me, they'll kill you...uncle Jesse and Daisy too." "I know Cuz'," Luke stopped, trying to keep the tears off his face, "I just...this isn't right. It isn't an execution it's...it's a goddamn lynching." He reached out, delicatly hugging Bo through the bars. Bo sighed, he was scared. Moreso than he had been in a long time. He was gonna die this time, and no one could get him out of it. But knowing he had to keep strong for his family. He didn't want their last memories of him to be bawling like a baby and beggin' for his life. ***** Daisy, Uncle Jesse and Luke were in the front, a huge crowd had gathered behind. Mostly because they wanted to see if it was really gonna happen. Bo and David were standing on top of the General, a noose at Bo's height and his hands handcuffed behind his back, David smiled at Bo's horrified expression. Four of his soldiers at the base of the car to prevent any interference each carrying an M16 and a semi auto handgun did that just fine; Claire, the redheaded explosives expert, was in the car, ready to speed out from under Bo's feet as soon as David gave the word. "This," David said over the crowd, "Is a man about to die for varied and continuous crimes against Hazzard County-" "Give me a break!!!" Luke roared from below, "God knows that Boss's never been able to make them charges stick!?" "Can a DA make the charges against most drug lords 'stick'?...No? Well then I suggest you step down, ulness you want my trigger happy men to open fire on your precious comunity?" Luke stepped back, tears streaming down his face, "Bo...god please...not like this." Uncle Jesse put his arm around his nephew and looked up at Bo. Bo faked another smiled and swallowed nervously, "Cummon, ya'll, smile: heaven knows it's my last chance..." A couple tears came from his eyes, sliding down his cheeks and falling off his jaw. His lower lip trembled, even when he tried to keep his face serene. There was no hiding his pure and simple terror. At this moment, Boss Hogg decided he'd had enough. He pushed his way through the crowd, Rosco not far behind. "Now, now, now! Mr. Cutter, I signed that contract because I wanted them Duke boys out of my hair-" "You don't have any hair Boss." Rosco interjected with his usual horrid timing. "oh hush up," Boss snapped then turned back to David. "Lookit here, I never wanted anyone to be hurt. Now please let him live and I'll pay double." David raised an eyebrow, "Oh really...double for the life of this scum...not a chance." David grabbed the noose, and roughly draped it over Bo's head. Bo tilted his head down instinktivly to the rope on his neck. "Alright! Alright! I'll tripple it!" The 'lawman' smirked, "No...this man is a scoundral, a liar, and a man with clear disregard for the law. If a man like me or my soldiers had a disregard for the law, then we'd all be on death row for mass murder. Besides you signed a contract." "I'll give you my farm." Uncle Jesse tried to bargain. "I'll give you quadruple!" Boss bargained. The lawman tightened the noose around Bo's neck. The young man clearly jumped because of the violent manner David had tightened it. "Pathetic..." He bent down with a belt, and wrapped it around Bo's ankles, he tied it off, and lept down from the car. "Really, Mr. Duke, if you have anything to say I suggest you say it now." "I'll do just that," Bo growled. "Look ya'll, I really appreciate what you tried to do just there. I guess that settles the debate on whether Boss has a heart or not. Luke...You're like a brother to me; I struggled all night on what I could say to you, or if it were best not to tell you how I felt." Luke couldn't help it, "I..." Boss interupted, "That's enough! Rosco, cuff an' stuff these here mercenaries for attempted murder!" He gave his tradmark spatz response, "Gk gk, I'll cuff em' an' stuff em' all right." However when he tried to approach the General, the brunete woman with the group lowered an M16 in Rosco's face. "No you won't..." She cooed. "No I won't..." Rosco repeated. The south american man with the big muscles walked up to Rosco and shoved him back into the crowd. David raised his hand and gave a gesture to Claire, the woman sped out from under Bo, leaving the Duke sliding into empty space, and jerking to a stop. The rope crushing his wind pipe and cutting off all oxygen. Now, if I had a nickel for every time the boys got out of a mess like this; but I jus' don't see it this time. **Four days ealier*** ***** ~She-Wolf

You might not just be watching too much DOH, but you might be a DOH addict when: You get shivers and get angry when you haven't seen it in more than 24 hours You start to get hallusinations of worms and bugs when you haven't had anything DOH for nearly 48 hours. You forced your boyfriend to get in the skintight bluejeans and dress like Bo. You forced your boyfriend, and your best friends boyfriend, to get in a "General Lee" and jump a river. You get angry when they don't make the jump. You get angry when your mother actaully states that some elements of Bo and Luke's relationship are gay. You manage to have a car-jump/chase scene in every fanfic you write, may it be DOH or not. You have a strange, reacurring daydream that Bo was just in an accident and you're holding him til help gets there. You didn't like what the new movie did to the old show. (That was sad...) ~She-Wolf