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Ahoy, mateys! Tis International Talk Like a Pirate day. Yaarrrrr. Hoist yer grog an' have a swashbucklin' good time. To start off the day's festivities, I've dusted off this here joke I pulled outta me treasure chest. Yaaarrrr! A pirate walks into a bar. As he comes up for a drink, the bartender notices a tiny steering wheel poking out of the front of the pirate's pants. "Excuse me, sir," the bartender says, "You have tiny steering wheel coming out of your pants." The pirate looks down, and says, "Arrrrr, I know. It's driving me nuts."