Season 3 Take a Dare Ginger:"Our plates are missing!" Mary Ann:"And our frying pan!" Skipper:"Plates, frying pan. Is there something significant there?" 😂  Mary Ann:"No plates, no frying pan, no dinner!" 😂  Gilligan:"There's something significant there!" 😂

(Season 1 Goodbye, Old Paint) Professor:"Skipper?"  Skipper:"Not now Professor. I'm gonna throw this big ape out on his ears!"  Professor:"Skipper I gotta talk to you!" Skipper:"Alright Professor. Dubov, you better be here when I get back!"  Dubov:"Don't worry. Dubov gonna be here, when you don't come back!"  Skipper:"Ooop!"(Smashes his head on bamboo hut doorway beam.)  Dubov:"Watch your head, rollie pollie!"  Skipper:(Angry face. Finally makes his way outside the hut.)"What is it Professor?!"  Professor:"Skipper, you've gotta be nice to him." Skipper:"Gimme one good reason!"  Gilligan:"He's got a transmitter!"  Skipper:"That's a good reason!"(a pillow is chucked out of the hut, hits Skipper in the face, messes up his hat. He becomes more increasingly angry.) Professor:"Skipper! Control yourself!"  Skipper:(Mock smile. Points to his face.)"I'm smiling! I'm smiling!"

(Season 4 Diamonds in the Rough) Bo Duke:"I think he got to much of a head start." Luke Duke:"We're gonna have to take a shortcut or somethin'."  Bo Duke:"But we can't take that shortcut. That ain't no road."  Luke Duke:"That never stopped you before. So come on."  Both together:"Let's take it. Haha!"  Bo Duke:"Ya-hoo!"  Frank:"They just jumped the road over there." Lisa:"You just take the long way around. You don't drive like they do."  Waylon Jennings:"Now honey, they ain't nobody drive like they do!" 😂

(Season 4 Coltrane Vs. Duke) Luke Duke:"Now look what they gone an' done!"  Bo Duke:"Well, you gotta admit, they're tryin' real hard aren't they?"  Luke Duke:"Yeah. Hold on!" Deputy Cletus Hogg:"Haha we outfoxed the Dukes! Hehe!"  Deputy Emery Potter:"Maybe they went back fer help."  Deputy Cletus Hogg:"Back fer help?! They ain't goin' back fer help! Where are they goin'?"  Deputy Emery Potter:"They're gonna jump it." Deputy Cletus Hogg:"They can't jump that! Houdini couldn't jump that!"  Luke Duke:"Haha hang on this time!"  Bo Duke:"Ya-hoo!"  Deputy Emery Potter:(Smugly.)"They jumped it." 😂

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