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HA!! We don't care about Elon or whatever kind of rich boy you got on your side! We're gonna mop the road with you AND then...I'M gonna give Emma a kiss on the forehead......! Right in front of you!

I don't even know why you folks are even bothering racing. Didn't you see what I wrote? Elon Musk has rigged the dirt bike up with the latest tech. It simply can't be beat. Just hand Jesse the trophy now and cancel the race. It will be a complete waste of time since the winner is already known before it even starts. With Jesse on the dirt bike and Emma at the remote controls at the peak of Iron Mountain and the backing of Elon Musk and the most superior technology known to human beings, I'm declaring Jesse the winner right now. It's over before it starts. You can go home now. Just hand Jesse the trophy first.

George Jones

Yes....I've started a thread......where are you cousin Roger? Are you planning some Dirty Double Dealings out there on the road?? I'm prepared for 3D !! ( Dirty Double Dealings) ....LOL!!

Roger watch out! I'll be right on your tail. 😂 The Professor has invented a new device for the Minnow. I'm coming I'm coming! 😂

Season 1 Episode 5 High Octane. Hobie you better watch out in the race, the Professor has invented a new device to soup up the Minnow for me. I'll be right on your tail. 😂 I'm coming I'm coming! 😂

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Wow. 😢

Tammy Wynette........Our D-i-v-o-r-c-e- becomes final today...........

An excellent suggestion by cousin Roger, was to start a new thread for the annual race this year! I thought...YES! That's an excellent suggestion! I'm going to smoke cousin Roger! No matter what he says! I've invented a new engine for the Moonshine mauler! It uses gas or shine equally well! I'll be communing with the spirits, while running the race and if I start running low on gas, instead of a pit stop, I'll save/make time, by pouring shine into the tank without having to hit pit road. You guys don't stand a chance! I'll have the most powerful engine and not have to make pit stops either! I'd like to see Garrett beat me this year!! Ha!! He better get a move on! I'm also going to use a special kind of shine that gives a racing engine extra kick! I'm going to watch that episode where Jesse uses Shine to beat a female revenuer......help me out brethren....what episode/year is that....you know name, episode, year etc.??? I'm lost! .....Cut me some slack....I lack to never found my way off the track last week while I was practicing!! ....so I'm not the sharpest knife in the drawer!

It looks like the last one was 2022.

You should start a new thread titled 2026 Moonshine 400. Let the trash talking begin. I have a lot to say about how I am going to leave you in my dust.

divorce

That's sad.

I bring you Sad news Dukes fans... I just found out Bo's Extravaganza doesn't exist anymore. 😲 😢

separation ( which is what death is....he's dead, one day you will die, death does not scare me......they ALL mean separation......the body from the spirit )

I see Smokey and the Bandit tribute artist characters at The Dukes of Hazzard event Bo's Extravaganza, and of course The Dukes of Hazzard tribute artist characters too. Would it be ok if I ever attend Bo's Extravaganza in my Alan Hale Gilligan's Island Skipper outfit?

death (the kiss of death)

Right now I'm watching the Reds and the Cubs.....gotta go with the Cubs...I'm old school.....Better Dead then Red!! I'm going to watch DOH here in a bit and then go to bed and watch it there like I always do! I'm on season 7 right now.....what season is everybody else on? I usually watch DOH at night, in bed, before sleep. What are your watching habits? I'm jumping between this game and the Brewers,,....naturally they're ( The Brewers) one of my favorite teams....lol!

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None of that stuff will help ya! I'm working on a new engine for the Mauler......it can run on gas or Shine! That way if I start to run low, i'll just share what I'm drinking with the engine.....and we'll ( me and my engine/car ) be the first ones across the finish line!

you better watch it cousin Roger.....those types like Elon are famous for stealing away fickle young girls like Emma!

Did the Titanic doom itself? I think so! Three critical mistakes might have sealed its fate: Turning starboard towards the iceberg instead of port to avoid it Reversing engines, which reduced momentum and maneuverability Excessive speed creating a wake that drifted the ship into the iceberg What do you think? Could these mistakes have been avoided? Share your thoughts!