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By Skipper Duke · Posted
(Season 2 episode Find Loretta Lynn) Enos:"Sheriff, you look just like a little crippled Sparrow with a hurt wing! Awe!" Rosco:"I'll hurt yer wing you dipstick!" -
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Kait Tucker... Thank ya! -
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Great job as always! -
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Daniel Duke... Thank ya! -
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(Season 3 High Man on the Totempole) Ginger:"How would you like to take a nice long walk with me in the jungle?" Gilligan:"No thanks." Ginger:"How 'bout a cool refreshing swim? I'll wear my poka dot bikini." Gilligan:"I wonder if they shrink a lot?" Ginger:"If it did, there'd only be one dot left." Gilligan:"Huh?" Ginger:"You asked me if my bathing suit shrinks a lot." Gilligan:"No. I was wondering if those head hunters shrink a lot of heads." Ginger:"Will you stop looking at that silly totempole, and look at me for a minute?" Gilligan:"Ok."(He takes a long hard look at Ginger from head to toe.) Ginger:"Now, what does that totempole got that I haven't got?" Gilligan:"Three heads." Ginger:"You win!"
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