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(Season 3 Voodoo)

Professor:"Look at it Skipper. Just look at the detail." 

Skipper:"Professor, I will not look at it. It's got a curse on it!" Professor:"It won't bite you." Skipper:"It won't bite me huh? It'll just chew me up, and spit me out all over the rest of the island!" Professor:"How can a grown man be frightened by a piece of baked clay?" Skipper:"Well, it may be just a piece of pottery to you, but to me, it's a "do not disturb!" sign." Professor:"Skipper, that's ridiculous!" Skipper:"Please Professor, there's voodoo all through these islands! They've got witch doctors out there that can turn a man into zombie!" Professor:"That is just a native superstition. Have you ever seen a zombie?" Gilligan enters the hut. Skipper:"Well, not really!"

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(Season 2 Seer Gilligan) Skipper:"Gilligan! I don't understand how you do this!" Gilligan:"I'm just standing here." Skipper:"Let me stand there! Now, you think of something! Well, are you thinking of something?" Gilligan:"Uh huh." Skipper:"I don't understand, I'm not getting any message. What are you thinking about?" Gilligan:"I was thinking about the time when I was 10 years old, and skinned knee, I was going to the movies with my cousin Rudolph and his friend Claude and Freddy with 2 teeth missing, but Freddy-" Skipper:"Never mind Gilligan! For goodness sakes, how can I understand what you're thinking, when I can't even understand what you're saying!?"

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(Season 2 Gilligan's Living Doll) Gilligan(riding bicycle washing machine doing the laundry):"What's that?" Skipper:"Gilligan, for goodness sakes, that's nothing but a man in a parachute! Now will you start peddling- A man in a parachute!?"

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(Season 2 Gilligan's Living Doll)

Gilligan:"Skipper! Professor! I found him! Her! It! Skipper! Professor! I found it I found it I found it!" Skipper:"Alright Gilligan, you don't have to yell. I see that you found it. A robot?"

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(Season 3 Gilligan the Goddess, series final episode)

Ginger:"Well Skipper if they throw you in the volcano you don’t have anything to worry about." Skipper:"I don’t?" Ginger:"No. It would throw you right back."

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(Season 1 The Return of Wrongway Feldman)

Skipper:"Bu...but when we get back you can go live in Yellow Stone Park!" Wrongway:"I tried that already. Even the bears are civilized! Th...they wear boy scout uniforms, put out fires!"

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(Season 2 Mine Hero)

(Gilligan & Mr. Howell stuck to the mine.)

Gilligan:"Mr. Howell, I'm afraid to open my eyes. Are we still alive?" Mr. Howell:"We better be. There's someone I wanna cut out of my will." Gilligan:"Who?" Mr. Howell:"YOU!"

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(Season 3 Man With a Net)

The Skipper to Gilligan :"A Regular Captain Bligh." Lord Beasley Waterford:"No Talking in The Ranks!" The Skipper:"Yes Sir!" Lord Beasley Waterford:"And May I Remind You that Captain Bligh was also Britisher!"

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(Season 3 Man With a Net)

The Skipper to Gilligan :"A Regular Captain Bligh." Lord Beasley Waterford:"No Talking in The Ranks!" The Skipper:"Yes Sir!" Lord Beasley Waterford:"And May I Remind You that Captain Bligh was also a Britisher!"

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Gilligan's Island fans... Just a heads up. Beware... Heritage Auctions is trying to sell for $15,000 hats that they claim are screen used worn by Bob Denver and Alan Hale Jr. The Alan is definitely NOT screen used. The Bob I am not sure about. I just want y'all to know. They've been trying to unload these hats since 2019!

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I forgot to include some things.
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The hat history: The original was manufactured by the former R. I. P. Lancaster Uniform Cap Co. 1929-2011. Worn by Alan Hale in the 3 seasons 98 episodes 1964-1967. The 2nd movie The Castaways 1979 and the 3rd movie The Globetrotters 1981. Midway Cap Co. Rescue 1978 and Alf 1980s.

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(Season 2 You've Been Disconnected)

Mr. Howell :"There You are Gilligan You have More Karats/Carrots Than Bugs Bunny..."

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Forgot to put Season number and Episode name

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