gilligans island Gilligan's Island(1964-1967)

[Skipper Duke]

Mary Ann:"I see we have another visitor."

Gilligan:"This is Alf. He's from Melmac." 

Mary Ann:"How come everybody can get to this island, but we can't get off?"

Gilligan:"Really? I must've overlooked the pattern." 

Skipper (Conks Gilligan on the head with his Skipper hat, which goes "Bonk!")

Alf:"Ha ha! I never get tired of that!"

Gilligan:(Disgruntled.)"I get tired of it!"

[Skipper Duke]

Alf:"You know Gilligan, that Mary Ann has s kind of cute. Why haven't you ever asked her out?"

Gilligan:"Where would we go!?" 

Alf:"Ha ha ha! Where would we go!? Ha ha ha!"

Skipper:"This little fella is easily amused Gilligan!"

Gilligan:"Yeah! I like him!"

[Skipper Duke]

I wonder what ingredients go in Alf's drink in his series episode Somewhere Over the Rerun. His Skipper Coladas in those Coconuts. He drilled the hole open and filled them with something. I wonder what kind of booze you put in there? I wanna replicate The Skipper Colada.