gilligans island Gilligan's Island(1964-1967)

[Skipper Duke]

Mary Ann:"I see we have another visitor."

Gilligan:"This is Alf. He's from Melmac." 

Mary Ann:"How come everybody can get to this island, but we can't get off?"

Gilligan:"Really? I must've overlooked the pattern." 

Skipper (Conks Gilligan on the head with his Skipper hat, which goes "Bonk!")

Alf:"Ha ha! I never get tired of that!"

Gilligan:(Disgruntled.)"I get tired of it!"

[Skipper Duke]

Alf:"You know Gilligan, that Mary Ann has s kind of cute. Why haven't you ever asked her out?"

Gilligan:"Where would we go!?" 

Alf:"Ha ha ha! Where would we go!? Ha ha ha!"

Skipper:"This little fella is easily amused Gilligan!"

Gilligan:"Yeah! I like him!"