(Season 1 How to Be a Hero)

Mr. Howell : Alright Show a Little Knee, Not You Skipper !, Mary Ann... Cheesecake!"

(Season 1 New Neighbor Sam) Sam the Parrot:"Sam's a Pretty Parrot." Gilligan:"His Name Must be Sam." Skipper:"That's Good Thinking Gilligan."

(Season 1 Angel on the Island)

The Skipper:"Gilligan I Want You to Forget I'm Your Skipper." Gilligan:"It's Forgotten." The Skipper:"I Want You to Forget I'm Twice as Big Than You." Gilligan:"It's Forgotten." The Skipper:"What did You Really Think of My Acting?" Gilligan:"It's Forgotten." The Skipper:"What did Really Think of it?" The Parrot:"Terrible, Terrible, Terrible." Gilligan:"Don't Pay Any Attention to Him He's Only   Hears What He's Been Taught. The Skipper:"And Who's Been Teaching Him?" The Parrot:"Gilligan, Gilligan., Gilligan." Gilligan:"Blabbermouth."

(Season 1 The Sound of Quacking)

Gilligan:"Fly!" Skipper:"It's no use Gilligan! That duck's not going anywhere, but in a pot!"

(Season 1 The Sound of Qucking) Skipper:"Why did wave him off?"..... Gilligan:"He forgot to put his feet down."

Skipper:"Well, get him back in here!"

(Season 1 Water, Water, Everywhere)

Professor"Gilligan, don't strike that match! There may be explosive gases down there!"

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(Season 1 The Big Gold Strike)

Mr. Howell:"I hope that provisions have been made for my bag of gold aboard your raft." Skipper:"Nothing doing.The Professor here knows exactly how much that raft will support." Professor:"That's right. With our combined weight, and the weight of the provisions, we can't take a chance. Gold is very heavy." Ginger:"My bag isn't heavy." Ginger unsuccessfully tries to lift her bag of gold. Mary Ann:"Mine's as lite as a feather." Mary Ann also tries to lift her bag of gold. Mrs. Howell:"Can't I take a teensy-weensy little bag of gold?" Skipper:"How teensy-weensy a bag?" Mrs. Howell lifts a large bag of gold and shows it to Skipper. Mrs. Howell:"This teensy-weensy?" Skipper:"No!" Mrs. Howell drops her bag of gold, which lands on Mr. Howell's foot. Mr. Howell:"(in pain)"Oh!"

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(Season 3 Gilligan Goes Gung Ho) Everyone is locked in the Sheriff(Skipper's) makeshift rock/cave/bamboo jail by overzealous Deputy(Gilligan). Mrs. Howell:"What did Gilligan say this is?" Skipper:"It's own creation Missus Howell! Coconut potpie!" Mr. Howell:"I don't have to eat this slop! I've got friends on the outside, and one of them happens to be a chef!"

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(Season 2 Gilligan's Living Doll) Ginger:(trying to seduce the robot.)Ginger:"Hiya tall dark and mechanical." Robot:"I do not understand." Ginger:"Let me make it clearer for you. I've been stuck on this island for a very long time. Understand?" Robot:"I understand." Ginger:"And I want you to get me off." Robot:"I am programmed for that task." Ginger:"Well then, gee whiz. Can't you put your mind to it. Concentrate on it for Ginger?"

(Season 3 Bang, Bang, Bang) Gilligan:"Hey Skipper, these bananas have pits!" Skipper:"Bananas Don't have Pits! Your Head Maybe... But not bananas!"

Gilligan:"These ones do."(spits out fillings.)"See? Pits." Skipper:"Gilligan, those aren't pits. Little Buddy, you lost 2 fillings."

(Season 3 All About Eva)

Mr. Howell:"You See Mrs. Howell Will Invite Eva to Tea. And if My Diplomacy's Intact ?, She'll never Know that It's a Bribe... Ha-Ha..."

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(Season 3 Topsy Turvy)

Gilligan hit his head, and is seeing everything upside down.

Skipper:"What a time for this to happen when all those headhunters closing in." Gilligan:"Yeah they'll probably mix up and cut off my feet!"

(Season 3 The Pigeon)

Gilligan:"Did he have to Go? I was just beginning to love him." Skipper:"Little Buddy, if Walter gets to Hawaii for us, we'll build him a special cage just for the 2 of you!"

(Season 3 Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow)

Gilligan:"Don’t worry Skipper, there’s a lot of good looking bald guys. Look at Yule Brenner." Skipper:"Yeah but look at us. We look like two thirds of a pawnshop sign."

(Season 2 Gilligan's Living Doll)

Skipper:"If I was Seeing Talking to This Tin Refugee From The Junkyard They Think The Skipper Lost All His Marbles !..."

The Robot:"The Skipper Lost His Marbles..."

(Season 2 Gilligan's Living Doll) Robot:"I Have Been On a Deserted Island The Put Goes Back and Forth, Back and Forth This is The Way We Wash Our Clothes..."

Radio Announcer:"A What ?!?. Ladies and Gentlemen Believe it or Not a Rabbit's Foot was just Found in The Robot !."

All 7: "Gilligan!!!!"

 

(Season 2 Will the Real Mr. Howell Please Stand Up) The Skipper:"Look he's got the same kind of mole !. Gilligan :  I got a mole myself, but I can't show it to anybody. The Skipper:"Why Not?" Gilligan:"Well ???"

(Season 1 Three to Get Ready)

Professor:"Ginger, you are hardly dressed for spelunking." Ginger:"Oooh Professor, what you said!" Professor:"Spelunking is speediology. Someone who's hobby is poking around in caves."

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(Season 2 The Friendly Physician)

Dr. Boris Balinkoff:"You wait here, while I go and pick your friends up!"

(Season 1 Home Sweet Hut)

Skipper:"Gilligan.(pause)You didn't remember to say what I told you did you?"

Gilligan:"Yes sir. I said no exactly like you told me. Just before I gave away the rope."