gilligans island Gilligan's Island(1964-1967)

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I can imagine it was for Judith Baldwin when she took over for Tina Louise like it was for Byron Cherry & Christopher when they took over for Tom Wopat & John Schneider of The Dukes of Hazzard.

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It was probably the same for Constance Forslund when she took over for Tina Louise also.

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(Season 3 High Man on the Totempole) Gilligan:"Pulu See Bugumba"

Kupaki Native:"If you Kupaki King, why you not speak real Kupaki?" Gilligan:"Uh. I've been dead so long, I forgot."

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(Season 3 Voodoo) Skipper:"Gilligan what have you got there?" Gilligan:"It's a witch doctor doll I made." Skipper:"You made?" Gilligan:"Yeah. I figured if he could do it to us, I could do it to him." Skipper:"Don't be silly Gilligan, for goodness sakes, it takes those witch doctors years of practice to make their voodoo work." Gilligan:"You mean, if I stick it with the pin, nothing will happen?" Skipper:"That's exactly right, nothing will happen!" Gilligan sticks the voodoo witch doctor in the butt with the pin. Witch doctor:"Yaaah!!!"(runs past Gilligan & Skipper, dives into Lagoon and swims away.)

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(Season 3 High Man on the Totempole)

Ginger:"How would you like to take a nice long walk with me in the jungle?" Gilligan:"No thanks." Ginger:"How 'bout a cool refreshing swim? I'll wear my poka dot bikini." Gilligan:"I wonder if they shrink a lot?" Ginger:"If it did, there'd only be one dot left." Gilligan:"Huh?" Ginger:"You asked me if my bathing suit shrinks a lot." Gilligan:"No. I was wondering if those head hunters shrink a lot of heads." Ginger:"Will you stop looking at that silly totempole, and look at me for a minute?" Gilligan:"Ok."(He takes a long hard look at Ginger from head to toe.) Ginger:"Now, what does that totempole got that I haven't got?" Gilligan:"Three heads." Ginger:"You win!"

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(Season 1 The Big Gold Strike) Professor:"Oh by the way, Mr. Howell, as long as you're here, would you like to look at some wicks?" Mr. Howell:"You mean there aren't any wicks in these candles!?" Professor:"Not for this kind of money!"

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(Season 2 Forward March) Mr. Howell/General Howell:"Nurse put a bandage on that girl, before she freezes to death!"

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(Season 1 The Big Gold Strike) Skipper:"There will be no gold aboard the raft, and that goes for you, too, Gilligan." Gilligan:"Me? I don't have any gold." Skipper:"You had three thousand dollars' worth last night." Gilligan:"I know. I never should have ordered that coconut cream pie."

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(Season 2 Gilligan's Mother-in-law)

Native Chief pulls out knife on Skipper. Skipper:"Ah! What's bothering him this time!?" Professor talks to Native Chief in the Native Chief's language. Native Chief responds. Professor:"Well, he says "We're not going anywhere. The wedding is private by invitation only." Skipper:"Oh no!"

Then Gilligan talks in Native talk to the Native Chief. Native Chief pulls out knife and chases Gilligan. Gilligan:"What did I say Professor, what did I say!?"

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(Season 2 Gilligan's Mother-in-law)

Huraki talks in Native language. Gilligan:"What's he saying Professor?" Professor:"Oh. He just said that you have to pass the best man test before the marriage Gilligan!" Gilligan:"Best man test? What's that?" Huraki talks again in Native language. Professor:"Poison darts at 6 paces!" Gilligan:"Poison darts at 6 paces!?"(Whiney like a horse, jumps out of canoe swims to shore, runs away.)

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(Season 3 Bang, Bang, Bang)

Gilligan:"I gotta get that stuff away from him, before he blows somebody up!" Professor:"Gilligan, you can't go out there!" Skipper:"You got explosives in your teeth!" Gilligan:"I gotta get that monkey off of that roo- roo- roof!"(sneeze).

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(Season 1 How to Be a Hero)

Mr. Howell:"Show a little knee." Skipper starts to show some knee. "Not you Skipper! Mary Ann. Cheesecake!"

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(Season 2 Gilligan's Mother-in-law) Professor:"Skipper, they don't want you. They want Gilligan." Gilligan:"You hear that Skipper? They don't want you. They want Gilligan. Me?" Professor:"You." Gilligan:"Look!" He points. Professor & Skipper look where he's pointing. Skipper:"What?" Gilligan dives out the hut window, and runs away. Skipper:"Gilligan come back here you coward!"

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(Season 2 Gilligan's Mother-in-law) Mary Ann"No don't eat it!" Ginger:"Is she eating it?" Mary Ann:"Yeah! Try some eye shadow." Ginger:"If she eats that, she'll look awful with a black tongue."

Edited September 30, 2021 by Skipper Duke

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(Season 1 Voodoo Something to Me)

Gilligan:"Skipper? Oh. Skip. What happened? Rather not talk about it huh? It's voodoo, you were right. You found the flare gun. I found the rest of the stuff that was stolen too huh. Well, you can check it if you like!"

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Replica of Dan Connor's(John Goodman's) Skipper hat when he played Skipper when the cast played the castaways in the Gilligan's Island parody episode of Roseanne, Sherwood Schwartz, A Loving Tribute.

 

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(Season 3 Man With a Net)

Gilligan:"Skipper!" Skipper:"What is it Gilligan!" Gilligan:"There's a man on the Island with a net trying to catch a butterfly!" Skipper:"If there is a man with a net on this Island he'd be after you!"

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(Season 1 Waiting for Watubi)

Professor:"Gilligan, I think I know who Watubi is." Gilligan:"Who?" Professor pats Gilligan's stomach as if to say "You."

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Gilligan fans... Sorry it contains some language. But there is funny stuff in here. Interview was when I was 2 months old.

 

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(Season 3 The Secret of Gilligan's Island) The castaways are looking at the hieroglyphics cave man map. Mr. Howell suggests where a piece might go. Skipper:"That's wrong too, Mr. Howell!" Mr. Howell:"A Howell is never wrong! Break off a piece, and make it fit!"

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Some funny quotes(From the 8/26/87 interview) Skipper:"They're supposed to send somebody up to fix the TV. It's already 12:30, and I still don't have television. I mean, what the h*** kind of hotel is that?" Skipper:"Me and my cohorts will try and read this g**d*** thing!" Skipper:(after signing boat paddle for woman who asked him to sign it for her.)"There! Can you read that? It says "Ernest Borgnine of McHale's Navy."

Edited October 7, 2021 by Skipper Duke

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(Season 1 The Big Gold Strike)

Skipper:(falling into gold mine)"Oop dope dope awwww!!" Gilligan:"Hi, Skipper. Glad you dropped in." Skipper:"Gilligan. Ooh. What is that?" Gilligan:"A one-pound diamond ring." Skipper:"So that's what you've been up to. You've got a diamond mine." Gilligan:"No, that belongs to Missus Howell." Skipper:"What are you doing down here?" Gilligan:"Well, I--" Skipper:"What's all this stuff all over the walls?" Gilligan:"Gold." Skipper:"Gold?" Professor:"Gold?" Ginger/Mary Ann:"Gold?"

Gilligan has an "Oh s***" look on his face, as he realizes he let the cat out of the bag, revealing Mr. Howell's secret.

Edited October 8, 2021 by Skipper Duke

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(Season 2 Agonized Labor)

Gilligan:"Skipper? What's soup de jour?" Skipper:"Gilligan, everybody knows what soup de jour is! For goodness sakes, those are the simplest words in the world!"Gilligan:" You don't know either?" Skipper:"Gilligan, I do too! I just don't wanna show off. Tell him what it is Professor." Professor:"Soup of the day."

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(Season 2 Agonized Labor)

Mr. Howell:"Would you like a taste the Moon Capitan?" Skipper:"Was is it!?" Mr. Howell:"It's a magnificent combination of a unique cuisine from zee master chef!" Skipper:"Oh, never mind all that static Mr. Howell! What is it!?" Mr. Howell: Seaweed soup!"