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Arrest Chet Duke!

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Ain't like I've been doing nothin' either. It only looks like nothin' because I don't take credit for whatever I manage to do, because then folks will go and expect me to be productive all the time. I got a low image to maintain, which is more work, sometimes, than it would be to look as important as say...MaryAnne.

Me? Important?

And who knew that doing so little took so much work? :-P

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  • pendragon1980
    pendragon1980

    She keeps misbehaving like this, its her -back- side she'll have to worry about, because im going to put a hypodermic needle in it!

  • I'd be careful what you wish for texasdaisy. Drawing attention to this thread is a good way to end up in jail.

  • GeneralLeeGirl
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    Meh, she's been plotting to get arrested since this whole thing started! bahahaha

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Oh, come on. Christmas is comin'. You know I can't pull myself in all the directions here.

Credit for the community service? Just like...this much? *pinches air*

*hopeful smile* Please?

*rubs chin thoughtfully* Hmmm....I'll think about it.

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Well folks, as y'all know, Brian's done various updates to the front page of HNet over the past few months since bein' jailed, so he's completed half of his bail.

Chet has now completed half of his bail as well, with this great rendition of a great scene from our adventures in this thread...

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Chet, ya did an excellent job! (I'm also glad I did not end up in a bikini! LOL) And Brian you've done excellent work with the HNet updates. I know I asked for two things from each of you (two scenes from Chet, HNet updates and a story from Brian) but ya know...given the time of year it is and the fact that both of you did put in a real honest effort with what you've completed, I've come to a decision.

*takes key off gunbelt* "I'm officially declaring the terms of your bail, for both of you, as being complete. Therefore...." *unlocks the cell door for each man* "Y'all are free to go!"

*Bursts outta my cell and hugs the deputy picking her off her feet in joy.* THANK YOU! THANK YOU SOOO MUCH MARYANNE!

Im so very grateful, what a wonderful Christmas present, thank you again so much. However I hope everyone enjoys viewing my drawing for my bail, I had a blast putting it together, though frustrating and time consuming it was lots of fun.

Thank you so much for the challenge.

Happy Holidays to all!

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*Bursts outta my cell and hugs the deputy picking her off her feet in joy.* THANK YOU! THANK YOU SOOO MUCH MARYANNE!

Im so very grateful, what a wonderful Christmas present, thank you again so much. However I hope everyone enjoys viewing my drawing for my bail, I had a blast putting it together, though frustrating and time consuming it was lots of fun.

Thank you so much for the challenge.

Happy Holidays to all!

Khee! You're welcome, Chet. Merry Christmas to you too! :D

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Chet's loose? There goes the neighborhood.

Nice drawing, tho'!

With both of ya loose? There goes the neighborhood!

Actually with both of ya loose and Mufn out of town and you and I are supposed to be keepin' an eye on this place....

GAAAAAAAHHH!!!!

With both of ya loose? There goes the neighborhood!

Actually with both of ya loose and Mufn out of town and you and I are supposed to be keepin' an eye on this place....

GAAAAAAAHHH!!!!

Not to worry! I've got enuff work to do around heah to stay out of trouble. Believe me. I got the Year End Yap n' Wrap Newsletter, the January Thaw Centerfold Issue, the...

Well, I'm gettin' ahead of myself. ;)

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Not to worry! I've got enuff work to do around heah to stay out of trouble. Believe me. I got the Year End Yap n' Wrap Newsletter, the January Thaw Centerfold Issue, the...

Well, I'm gettin' ahead of myself. ;)

Um, the January Thaw Centerfold Issue???????? :-o

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Yeah! The good news is, with a little photoshop, nobody can tell that you didn't shave your legs.

Bahahaha -- JUST KIDDING! Don't shoot....

:-o

Oooo, I may have to toss yer posterior back in the clink n' ree-voke yer probation for that!

:-o

Oooo, I may have to toss yer posterior back in the clink n' ree-voke yer probation for that!

I'll make it up to ya. *Fixes up a steaming mug of hot cocoa, complete with marshmallows and whipped cream. Offers it* Now, if I was locked up, I couldn't serve you hot chocolate, and bring you lunch, and wash your car, or whatever else it might take to smooth things over.

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I'll make it up to ya. *Fixes up a steaming mug of hot cocoa, complete with marshmallows and whipped cream. Offers it* Now, if I was locked up, I couldn't serve you hot chocolate, and bring you lunch, and wash your car, or whatever else it might take to smooth things over.

Ooo... *sips the hot chocolate* True. Awright, I'll forgive ya.

Will you pick up dry cleanin' too? Press my shirts? Shine my boots? Walk Bandit?

Ooo... *sips the hot chocolate* True. Awright, I'll forgive ya.

Will you pick up dry cleanin' too? Press my shirts? Shine my boots? Walk Bandit?

Uhhh.....oh, why not. S' Christmas, right? Least I can do. *fixes a hot cocoa for self, and clinks the mugs together* Merry Christmas, cousin.

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Uhhh.....oh, why not. S' Christmas, right? Least I can do. *fixes a hot cocoa for self, and clinks the mugs together* Merry Christmas, cousin.

*grins* Merry Christmas to you too, cousin. Khee!

*Hides that centerfold behind my back.* Merry Christmas to both of you! Hazzard certainly wouldnt be Hazzard without ya'll. *Hurries to fold the paper up.*

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Since our holiday wishes carried over a couple of pages, incase anybody missed Chet's drawing, here it is again! It's worth repeating. Khee!

chetbail1resize.jpg

  • 2 weeks later...

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