AlexJackson Posted September 12, 2007 Report Share Posted September 12, 2007 Yes! And when it comes to a little sausage, it's only natural to think of the ol' Sheriff heah.Ohh you mean the size of his... pistol? *laughs* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Coltrane Posted September 12, 2007 Report Share Posted September 12, 2007 No, sausage. Like...weenie. Ya gotta keep it in context. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexJackson Posted September 12, 2007 Report Share Posted September 12, 2007 No, sausage. Like...weenie. Ya gotta keep it in context.ohhh cocktail weenie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Coltrane Posted September 12, 2007 Report Share Posted September 12, 2007 Cocktail weenie, lil' smokie, and so on. Now we'd better hush and give other people a chance to....ketchup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexJackson Posted September 12, 2007 Report Share Posted September 12, 2007 Cocktail weenie, lil' smokie, and so on. Now we'd better hush and give other people a chance to....ketchup.*laughs* all right all right...besides, we need to hear from ol' Cannonball himself! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheriff_Rosco_P_Coltrane Posted September 12, 2007 Report Share Posted September 12, 2007 *points to the Sheriff * There's bacon. *scampers off to jump up on a patrol car, dancing on the hood, singing an impromtu verse* Pig! Pig! Pig in a blanket!::Takes the pancake off his face and walks around back, getting some soap and mixing it with water, he picks it along with the water hose turning it on, heading for the patrol car and looks up at brian with a grin, he then takes the bucket and tosses the soapy water on brian and lets the hose soak him down::How about you wash my patrol car today?::He then turns and looks at Alex:: Need a bath? ::He points the hose at him:: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meadowmufn Posted September 12, 2007 Author Report Share Posted September 12, 2007 Bacon with a badge? A pig with a pistol? We're gettin' waaaaaay off topic here, but I guess that's not any different than most days in this thread. LOL.Just don't go usin' the pork jokes on the Deputy and you MIGHT be ok... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaryAnne Posted September 12, 2007 Report Share Posted September 12, 2007 Bacon with a badge? A pig with a pistol? We're gettin' waaaaaay off topic here, but I guess that's not any different than most days in this thread. LOL.Just don't go usin' the pork jokes on the Deputy and you MIGHT be ok...That's right! Be careful where you're poking that pork. *sits down to watch events unfold between Brian, Alex and the Sheriff* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Coltrane Posted September 12, 2007 Report Share Posted September 12, 2007 ::Takes the pancake off his face and walks around back, getting some soap and mixing it with water, he picks it along with the water hose turning it on, heading for the patrol car and looks up at brian with a grin, he then takes the bucket and tosses the soapy water on brian and lets the hose soak him down::How about you wash my patrol car today?::He then turns and looks at Alex:: Need a bath? ::He points the hose at him::Plthblpth!! ACK!! *gets bodily sprayed off the now-slippery car hood, getting washed clear across it and falling onto the sidewalk* Blaugh! *pushes self up, dripping wet, black clothing and jacket clinging to saturated body. Mutters darkly* Nobody...cleans up my act...but me. *opens the passenger door of patrol car while the Sheriff is busy spraying Alex. Crawls over and puts gear shift into "Neutral." Eases back out of the passenger side, then gives the patrol car a heave-ho, pushing against the roof column until the car is rolling on it's own. Shuts the passenger door, salutes the departing patrol car, and then calls out to opponent*Hey, SHERIFF! Ya dropped somethin'. *gestures with thumb towards the free-rolling patrol car, grinning* Looks like you're about to have a wreck without even drivin'! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexJackson Posted September 12, 2007 Report Share Posted September 12, 2007 Plthblpth!! ACK!! *gets bodily sprayed off the now-slippery car hood, getting washed clear across it and falling onto the sidewalk* Blaugh! *pushes self up, dripping wet, black clothing and jacket clinging to saturated body. Mutters darkly* Nobody...cleans up my act...but me. *opens the passenger door of patrol car while the Sheriff is busy spraying Alex. Crawls over and puts gear shift into "Neutral." Eases back out of the passenger side, then gives the patrol car a heave-ho, pushing against the roof column until the car is rolling on it's own. Shuts the passenger door, salutes the departing patrol car, and then calls out to opponent*Hey, SHERIFF! Ya dropped somethin'. *gestures with thumb towards the free-rolling patrol car, grinning* Looks like you're about to have a wreck without even drivin'!*Gets hit with the hose, the force of the spray knocking the blond man on his back, sits up and tries to shield self from the water with one outstretched hand turning away from it....spotting Brian and grinning as he sends the patrol car rolling down the hill...*Aww look Sheriff! Your patrol car! *laughs* See what happens when your too busy playing with your hose and not watching out for your patrol car? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaryAnne Posted September 14, 2007 Report Share Posted September 14, 2007 Heheheheheh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheriff_Rosco_P_Coltrane Posted September 15, 2007 Report Share Posted September 15, 2007 Plthblpth!! ACK!! *gets bodily sprayed off the now-slippery car hood, getting washed clear across it and falling onto the sidewalk* Blaugh! *pushes self up, dripping wet, black clothing and jacket clinging to saturated body. Mutters darkly* Nobody...cleans up my act...but me. *opens the passenger door of patrol car while the Sheriff is busy spraying Alex. Crawls over and puts gear shift into "Neutral." Eases back out of the passenger side, then gives the patrol car a heave-ho, pushing against the roof column until the car is rolling on it's own. Shuts the passenger door, salutes the departing patrol car, and then calls out to opponent*Hey, SHERIFF! Ya dropped somethin'. *gestures with thumb towards the free-rolling patrol car, grinning* Looks like you're about to have a wreck without even drivin'!::Gets out his ticket book and ticks his tongue:: Lets see... Brian Coltrane. ::He checks for each damage done and takes the paper to Cooter. so he knows who to charge, then looks at Brian:: Have fun paying for all that. Next time use your brain. Oh, wait you dont got one. It's sawdust. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheriff_Rosco_P_Coltrane Posted September 15, 2007 Report Share Posted September 15, 2007 *Gets hit with the hose, the force of the spray knocking the blond man on his back, sits up and tries to shield self from the water with one outstretched hand turning away from it....spotting Brian and grinning as he sends the patrol car rolling down the hill...*Aww look Sheriff! Your patrol car! *laughs* See what happens when your too busy playing with your hose and not watching out for your patrol car?::Pats, Alex's head as he walks by:: Dont worry about it. Brian will be taking care of it. If not Jail time for him for while. I think he need it anyhow. Or I can just let Bandit sleep with him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexJackson Posted September 15, 2007 Report Share Posted September 15, 2007 ::Gets out his ticket book and ticks his tongue:: Lets see... Brian Coltrane. ::He checks for each damage done and takes the paper to Cooter. so he knows who to charge, then looks at Brian:: Have fun paying for all that. Next time use your brain. Oh, wait you dont got one. It's sawdust.You think Brian is going to pay for your car? Now whos the one not using his brain... *laughs* And if anyone has sawdust falling from their ears Sheriff, its you... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexJackson Posted September 15, 2007 Report Share Posted September 15, 2007 ::Pats, Alex's head as he walks by:: Dont worry about it. Brian will be taking care of it. If not Jail time for him for while. I think he need it anyhow. Or I can just let Bandit sleep with him.*bats hand away* Kindly keep your hands to yourself... ever heard of police brutality? *laughs* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaneyDuke Posted September 15, 2007 Report Share Posted September 15, 2007 You think Brian is going to pay for your car? Now whos the one not using his brain... *laughs*<silently agrees with Alex. Rosco is the one who didn't try and stop his vehicle. He should have to pay for his own police cruiser. And find something else to do, than harrass decent law abiding gentlemen like Alex and Brian.> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Coltrane Posted September 16, 2007 Report Share Posted September 16, 2007 ::Gets out his ticket book and ticks his tongue:: Lets see... Brian Coltrane. ::He checks for each damage done and takes the paper to Cooter. so he knows who to charge, then looks at Brian:: Have fun paying for all that. Next time use your brain. Oh, wait you dont got one. It's sawdust.*grins* It ain't my fault your car wasn't properly in gear and you didn't set the e-mergency brake. And as much as I'd like to help you out with yer endless repair bills, I ain't got a reg'lar job. So, I reckon yer patrol car will sit at Cooter's until some other sucker coughs up the dough. Since that could be awhile, you may wanna gitcher tricycle outta storage and put a siren on it, Sheriff Puddin' Head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexJackson Posted September 16, 2007 Report Share Posted September 16, 2007 *grins* It ain't my fault your car wasn't properly in gear and you didn't set the e-mergency brake. And as much as I'd like to help you out with yer endless repair bills, I ain't got a reg'lar job. So, I reckon yer patrol car will sit at Cooter's until some other sucker coughs up the dough. Since that could be awhile, you may wanna gitcher tricycle outta storage and put a siren on it, Sheriff Puddin' Head.Tricycle...*laughs* yeah Id love to see how pursuit...more like lukewarm if he has to chase someone via bike... Sheriff Rosco Puddin' Head Coltrane...my that has a nice ring to it! I had no idea the P was for Puddin' Head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Coltrane Posted September 16, 2007 Report Share Posted September 16, 2007 <silently agrees with Alex. Rosco is the one who didn't try and stop his vehicle. He should have to pay for his own police cruiser. And find something else to do, than harrass decent law abiding gentlemen like Alex and Brian.>Decent?! Law-abiding?!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexJackson Posted September 16, 2007 Report Share Posted September 16, 2007 Decent?! Law-abiding?!!Who??? US??? We're bad guys!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheriff_Rosco_P_Coltrane Posted September 16, 2007 Report Share Posted September 16, 2007 I gotta question. Who is that actor you use as your avatar, Alex? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexJackson Posted September 16, 2007 Report Share Posted September 16, 2007 I gotta question. Who is that actor you use as your avatar, Alex?I got the same question for you Sheriff Jello Pudding... who's that actor on your avator... Skipper Duke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheriff_Rosco_P_Coltrane Posted September 16, 2007 Report Share Posted September 16, 2007 Im not joking around. I wanna know who the actor is. Sheesh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexJackson Posted September 16, 2007 Report Share Posted September 16, 2007 Im not joking around. I wanna know who the actor is. Sheesh.I'm not joking either! Who is that, Puddin' Head? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheriff_Rosco_P_Coltrane Posted September 17, 2007 Report Share Posted September 17, 2007 I'm not joking either! Who is that, Puddin' Head?You know who it is. Stop being a asshat. Skipper Duke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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