September 4, 200719 yr undercover is in the bed with a lady. Oops!Oh man. See what you've done Daney! GAH!
September 4, 200719 yr Hey gotta have fun when you are still livin'. Also just blindfold yourself im to hot for your eyes.Oh brother...someone throw a ponch over the naked Sheriff! yipes!!!!
September 5, 200719 yr I've heard of "plain-clothes" officers, but never "no-clothes" officers. Unless you had an undercover assignment at a nudist colony. One thing's for sure, there'd be little reason to frisk a suspect at a nudist colony. Even if somebody managed to conceal a weapon while being stark raving nude, they'd have a helluva time getting it out at a moment's notice.
September 5, 200718 yr I've heard of "plain-clothes" officers, but never "no-clothes" officers. Unless you had an undercover assignment at a nudist colony. One thing's for sure, there'd be little reason to frisk a suspect at a nudist colony. Even if somebody managed to conceal a weapon while being stark raving nude, they'd have a helluva time getting it out at a moment's notice.Youve got a point Brian...but in this case for the Sheriff here, it gives cuff 'em and stuff 'em a whole new meaning doesn't it? *laughs...*
September 5, 200718 yr Youve got a point Brian...but in this case for the Sheriff here, it gives cuff 'em and stuff 'em a whole new meaning doesn't it? *laughs...*I think I'm gonna be sick...
September 5, 200718 yr Speaking of being sick.... Alex, you stole my patrol car earlier in this thread. Thought I didn't notice did ya? Well I did. Hmm.... let's see, a fine or jail time?
September 5, 200718 yr Speaking of being sick.... Alex, you stole my patrol car earlier in this thread. Thought I didn't notice did ya? Well I did. Hmm.... let's see, a fine or jail time? Shoot 'em!!
September 6, 200718 yr Shoot 'em!!With a water pistol right? MaryAnne, there's the pudding tournament on Sept. 12th. Alex covered in lemon or banana pudding...
September 6, 200718 yr Shoot 'em!!Hey now I did return the car! Just took it for a little joy ride thats all....Shoot me?? Thanks a lot Brian! *chuckles...*
September 6, 200718 yr I didn't tell her to kill you, just shoot you. Fair enuff, ain't it? She can't hardly put you in jail, because you like being handcuffed too darn much. It's not a deterrent.
September 6, 200718 yr I didn't tell her to kill you, just shoot you. Fair enuff, ain't it? She can't hardly put you in jail, because you like being handcuffed too darn much. It's not a deterrent.Hmmmm now that you put it like that... Youre right, you didnt say death just being shot. Being shot isnt necessarily fatal. And yes handcuffs can be a lot of fun!
September 6, 200718 yr With a water pistol right? MaryAnne, there's the pudding tournament on Sept. 12th. Alex covered in lemon or banana pudding...No comment.
September 6, 200718 yr Hmmmm now that you put it like that... Youre right, you didnt say death just being shot. Being shot isnt necessarily fatal. And yes handcuffs can be a lot of fun! Being shot isn't necessarily fatal? Handcuffs are fun? You are one sick puppy, Alex....I may have to shoot you just on general principle!
September 6, 200718 yr Being shot isn't necessarily fatal? Handcuffs are fun? You are one sick puppy, Alex....I may have to shoot you just on general principle!Shoot me?? Youre going to shoot me??? On general principle... You sound like your cousin...*chuckles* Hes threatened to shoot me a hundred times.
September 7, 200718 yr Shoot me?? Youre going to shoot me??? On general principle... You sound like your cousin...*chuckles* Hes threatened to shoot me a hundred times.I knew there was something I kept forgetting to do. Gonna halfta make a note in my day planner.
September 7, 200718 yr I knew there was something I kept forgetting to do. Gonna halfta make a note in my day planner.Uhoh... am I going to have both Coltrane cousins gunning for me??
September 7, 200718 yr Uhoh... am I going to have both Coltrane cousins gunning for me?? Hmm....according to MaryAnne's day planner, she's got you scheduled for a shooting this Saturday. Maybe we could work something out and take turns firing potshots at ya. I'll ask her.
September 7, 200718 yr Hmm....according to MaryAnne's day planner, she's got you scheduled for a shooting this Saturday. Maybe we could work something out and take turns firing potshots at ya. I'll ask her.Saturday?? Hmmm I wonder if thats enough time to go bulletproof vest shopping...
September 7, 200718 yr Saturday?? Hmmm I wonder if thats enough time to go bulletproof vest shopping...Better make sure it comes with matching pants.
September 7, 200718 yr Better make sure it comes with matching pants.Or how about just a whole suit of armor? Hmmmmm
September 7, 200718 yr Hmm....according to MaryAnne's day planner, she's got you scheduled for a shooting this Saturday. Maybe we could work something out and take turns firing potshots at ya. I'll ask her.Waaall, lookit that. My calendar does say I have a shooting scheduled Saturday. Son of a gun... err...And since Brian seems to be procrastinatin' on his shootin' duties, I figure we can double on this, no problem! Whatdya say Alex? We have a date? Hehhehehehehehehh......
September 7, 200718 yr Waaall, lookit that. My calendar does say I have a shooting scheduled Saturday. Son of a gun... err...And since Brian seems to be procrastinatin' on his shootin' duties, I figure we can double on this, no problem! Whatdya say Alex? We have a date? Hehhehehehehehehh...... Yes we do have a date! Ill just be sure and pack my bulletproof clothes! *chuckles*
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