MaryAnne Posted September 4, 2007 Report Posted September 4, 2007 undercover is in the bed with a lady. Oops!Oh man. See what you've done Daney! GAH! Skipper Duke 1 Quote
Sheriff_Rosco_P_Coltrane Posted September 4, 2007 Report Posted September 4, 2007 Oh man. See what you've done Daney! GAH!Haha... you know you love me. Quote
AlexJackson Posted September 4, 2007 Report Posted September 4, 2007 Hey gotta have fun when you are still livin'. Also just blindfold yourself im to hot for your eyes.Oh brother...someone throw a ponch over the naked Sheriff! yipes!!!! Quote
Brian Coltrane Posted September 5, 2007 Report Posted September 5, 2007 I've heard of "plain-clothes" officers, but never "no-clothes" officers. Unless you had an undercover assignment at a nudist colony. One thing's for sure, there'd be little reason to frisk a suspect at a nudist colony. Even if somebody managed to conceal a weapon while being stark raving nude, they'd have a helluva time getting it out at a moment's notice. Quote
AlexJackson Posted September 5, 2007 Report Posted September 5, 2007 I've heard of "plain-clothes" officers, but never "no-clothes" officers. Unless you had an undercover assignment at a nudist colony. One thing's for sure, there'd be little reason to frisk a suspect at a nudist colony. Even if somebody managed to conceal a weapon while being stark raving nude, they'd have a helluva time getting it out at a moment's notice.Youve got a point Brian...but in this case for the Sheriff here, it gives cuff 'em and stuff 'em a whole new meaning doesn't it? *laughs...* Quote
MaryAnne Posted September 5, 2007 Report Posted September 5, 2007 Youve got a point Brian...but in this case for the Sheriff here, it gives cuff 'em and stuff 'em a whole new meaning doesn't it? *laughs...*I think I'm gonna be sick... Quote
AlexJackson Posted September 5, 2007 Report Posted September 5, 2007 I think I'm gonna be sick... Funny MaryAnne, I was thinking the same thing... Quote
MaryAnne Posted September 5, 2007 Report Posted September 5, 2007 Speaking of being sick.... Alex, you stole my patrol car earlier in this thread. Thought I didn't notice did ya? Well I did. Hmm.... let's see, a fine or jail time? Quote
Brian Coltrane Posted September 5, 2007 Report Posted September 5, 2007 Speaking of being sick.... Alex, you stole my patrol car earlier in this thread. Thought I didn't notice did ya? Well I did. Hmm.... let's see, a fine or jail time? Shoot 'em!! Quote
DaneyDuke Posted September 6, 2007 Report Posted September 6, 2007 Shoot 'em!!With a water pistol right? MaryAnne, there's the pudding tournament on Sept. 12th. Alex covered in lemon or banana pudding... Quote
AlexJackson Posted September 6, 2007 Report Posted September 6, 2007 Shoot 'em!!Hey now I did return the car! Just took it for a little joy ride thats all....Shoot me?? Thanks a lot Brian! *chuckles...* Quote
Brian Coltrane Posted September 6, 2007 Report Posted September 6, 2007 I didn't tell her to kill you, just shoot you. Fair enuff, ain't it? She can't hardly put you in jail, because you like being handcuffed too darn much. It's not a deterrent. Quote
AlexJackson Posted September 6, 2007 Report Posted September 6, 2007 I didn't tell her to kill you, just shoot you. Fair enuff, ain't it? She can't hardly put you in jail, because you like being handcuffed too darn much. It's not a deterrent.Hmmmm now that you put it like that... Youre right, you didnt say death just being shot. Being shot isnt necessarily fatal. And yes handcuffs can be a lot of fun! Quote
MaryAnne Posted September 6, 2007 Report Posted September 6, 2007 With a water pistol right? MaryAnne, there's the pudding tournament on Sept. 12th. Alex covered in lemon or banana pudding...No comment. Quote
MaryAnne Posted September 6, 2007 Report Posted September 6, 2007 Hmmmm now that you put it like that... Youre right, you didnt say death just being shot. Being shot isnt necessarily fatal. And yes handcuffs can be a lot of fun! Being shot isn't necessarily fatal? Handcuffs are fun? You are one sick puppy, Alex....I may have to shoot you just on general principle! Quote
AlexJackson Posted September 6, 2007 Report Posted September 6, 2007 Being shot isn't necessarily fatal? Handcuffs are fun? You are one sick puppy, Alex....I may have to shoot you just on general principle!Shoot me?? Youre going to shoot me??? On general principle... You sound like your cousin...*chuckles* Hes threatened to shoot me a hundred times. Quote
Brian Coltrane Posted September 7, 2007 Report Posted September 7, 2007 Shoot me?? Youre going to shoot me??? On general principle... You sound like your cousin...*chuckles* Hes threatened to shoot me a hundred times.I knew there was something I kept forgetting to do. Gonna halfta make a note in my day planner. Quote
AlexJackson Posted September 7, 2007 Report Posted September 7, 2007 I knew there was something I kept forgetting to do. Gonna halfta make a note in my day planner.Uhoh... am I going to have both Coltrane cousins gunning for me?? Quote
Brian Coltrane Posted September 7, 2007 Report Posted September 7, 2007 Uhoh... am I going to have both Coltrane cousins gunning for me?? Hmm....according to MaryAnne's day planner, she's got you scheduled for a shooting this Saturday. Maybe we could work something out and take turns firing potshots at ya. I'll ask her. Quote
AlexJackson Posted September 7, 2007 Report Posted September 7, 2007 Hmm....according to MaryAnne's day planner, she's got you scheduled for a shooting this Saturday. Maybe we could work something out and take turns firing potshots at ya. I'll ask her.Saturday?? Hmmm I wonder if thats enough time to go bulletproof vest shopping... Quote
Brian Coltrane Posted September 7, 2007 Report Posted September 7, 2007 Saturday?? Hmmm I wonder if thats enough time to go bulletproof vest shopping...Better make sure it comes with matching pants. Quote
AlexJackson Posted September 7, 2007 Report Posted September 7, 2007 Better make sure it comes with matching pants.Or how about just a whole suit of armor? Hmmmmm Quote
MaryAnne Posted September 7, 2007 Report Posted September 7, 2007 Hmm....according to MaryAnne's day planner, she's got you scheduled for a shooting this Saturday. Maybe we could work something out and take turns firing potshots at ya. I'll ask her.Waaall, lookit that. My calendar does say I have a shooting scheduled Saturday. Son of a gun... err...And since Brian seems to be procrastinatin' on his shootin' duties, I figure we can double on this, no problem! Whatdya say Alex? We have a date? Hehhehehehehehehh...... Quote
AlexJackson Posted September 7, 2007 Report Posted September 7, 2007 Waaall, lookit that. My calendar does say I have a shooting scheduled Saturday. Son of a gun... err...And since Brian seems to be procrastinatin' on his shootin' duties, I figure we can double on this, no problem! Whatdya say Alex? We have a date? Hehhehehehehehehh...... Yes we do have a date! Ill just be sure and pack my bulletproof clothes! *chuckles* Quote
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