Bo's Crush Posted January 7, 2008 Report Share Posted January 7, 2008 Eunice: Bubba: Have you seen your grandma.Bubba turned back and noticed thelma wasn't there.Bubba: well she was right here.Eunice: well is there something wrong? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julieduke Posted January 7, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 7, 2008 Eunice: Bubba: Have you seen your grandma.Bubba turned back and noticed thelma wasn't there.Bubba: well she was right here.Eunice: well is there something wrong?Bubba was stalling his Mother by saying that he has missed all these years, and she thought he was up to something. Bubba says "Hey Mama, wow that rRobin Willaims has been successful since Mork and Mindy."cue Bo's Crush Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bo's Crush Posted January 7, 2008 Report Share Posted January 7, 2008 Eunice: Who cares of Mork and midy he was great in Aladdin too now where's my mama? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julieduke Posted January 8, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 8, 2008 Eunice: Who cares of Mork and midy he was great in Aladdin too now where's my mama?Bubba says "Well okay here's Mama and listen I want you to apologize to her and your not leaving until you do."Cue Bo's Crush Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bo's Crush Posted January 9, 2008 Report Share Posted January 9, 2008 Eunice: Oh Yeah?! well, im your mama and what if i dont apolize to her.Thelma: Oh please she wouldnt apolizge if she was the last person on earth.Well i hope euinice apolizges lets finf out if Bubba can keep the peace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julieduke Posted January 10, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 10, 2008 Eunice: Oh Yeah?! well' date=' im your mama and what if i dont apolize to her.Thelma: Oh please she wouldnt apolizge if she was the last person on earth.Well i hope euinice apolizges lets finf out if Bubba can keep the peace.[/quote']Eunice says "Oh Mama, you never cared about me it seems that I was always in the way on ya."Thema says "Well, you didn't want Bubba after he got out and didn't even go to see him graduate from High School you and Ed was way to busy to come to Raytown for one afternoon."Cue Bo's Crush Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bo's Crush Posted January 13, 2008 Report Share Posted January 13, 2008 Euince: well, me and ed was busy that day and Bubba never called us nor you.Thelma: well, you could at least made your son happy he was expecting you at leat a gift could have been a wonderful thought.Euince: well im happy for me what more to you want?cue juileduke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julieduke Posted January 17, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 17, 2008 Euince: well' date=' me and ed was busy that day and Bubba never called us nor you.Thelma: well, you could at least made your son happy he was expecting you at leat a gift could have been a wonderful thought.Euince: well im happy for me what more to you want?cue juileduke[/quote']Bubba come walking in and says "You could've at least sent a graduation card it's like you don't even love me now."Cue Bo's Crush Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bo's Crush Posted January 17, 2008 Report Share Posted January 17, 2008 Eunice: bubba of course i love youy its just me and daddy forgot.Thelma: yeah fogot he was so hoping you would show upBubba: yeah mom what were you doing more important than me?cue julieduke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julieduke Posted January 17, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 17, 2008 Eunice: bubba of course i love youy its just me and daddy forgot.Thelma: yeah fogot he was so hoping you would show upBubba: yeah mom what were you doing more important than me?cue juliedukeBalladeer: I wonder what Eunice excuse is now this ought to be good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bo's Crush Posted January 17, 2008 Report Share Posted January 17, 2008 Euince: well bubba we got stuck in traffic and turned around.Thelma: aw come on Euince, i know the real reason bubba she doesnt care about because you were in julinle hall.Bubba: Mom how can you do this to me I am youre son.cue julieduke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julieduke Posted January 17, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 17, 2008 Euince: well bubba we got stuck in traffic and turned around.Thelma: aw come on Euince' date=' i know the real reason bubba she doesnt care about because you were in julinle hall.Bubba: Mom how can you do this to me I am youre son.cue julieduke[/quote']Eunice says "Son, of course I care for you but you made a mistake end well your Daddy didn't want anything to do with you after that. And I'm his wife and your mother as well."Cue Bo's Crush Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bo's Crush Posted January 17, 2008 Report Share Posted January 17, 2008 Bubba: well, you just cant abandon me i mean i love daddy as well.Thelma: well euince you gonna take him back or move herecue julieduke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julieduke Posted January 17, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 17, 2008 Bubba: well' date=' you just cant abandon me i mean i love daddy as well.Thelma: well euince you gonna take him back or move herecue julieduke[/quote']Eunice says "Momma and Bubba, your not going to Florida with me and never come to visit me ever you hear me Bubba."cue Bo's Crush Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bo's Crush Posted January 19, 2008 Report Share Posted January 19, 2008 Bubba: well good, because im on probabtion, anyway.Thelma: you never cared about Bubba and you never will.cue julieduke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julieduke Posted January 19, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 19, 2008 Bubba: well good' date=' because im on probabtion, anyway.Thelma: you never cared about Bubba and you never will.cue julieduke[/quote']Eunice says "That's not the case it just that you see your real father is a little closer than you think. You think that Ed Higgens is really your father but it's actually Rosco P. Coltrane I had seen in Raytown about year before you was born and I had just married Ed, and we had a fight and he was at the same bar as me and we both had a little too much too drink and you know things came and went and Ed believed you was his son. I never told him, but the week before your graduation it slipped and he looked and me and never wanted to see you ever again after he found you really wasn't his son after all."Bubba says "Oh Mama, you the Sheriff is really my father and that makes Freddy my brother and wow that puts a different spin on things I think I will stay in Hazzard after I don't need you Mama."Cue Bo's Crush Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bo's Crush Posted January 19, 2008 Report Share Posted January 19, 2008 Eunice: well, I cared about you so much i apodted you from that stupid sheriff, and then when me and ed didnt want you then you went off stealing a car and then we left after you went to juvneile hall.Thelma: well that makes sense since you dont care for youre son.cue julieduke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julieduke Posted January 19, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 19, 2008 Eunice: well' date=' I cared about you so much i apodted you from that stupid sheriff, and then when me and ed didnt want you then you went off stealing a car and then we left after you went to juvneile hall.Thelma: well that makes sense since you dont care for youre son.cue julieduke[/quote']Bubba says "Well maybe, I go see that Stupid Sheriff after all and see's what he's like as a father. I can do much worse than you and Dad after all now."Eunice says "Bubba, that wasn't very nice of you."Cue Bo's Crush Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bo's Crush Posted January 19, 2008 Report Share Posted January 19, 2008 Thelma: well the way you treaeted him nothing can go wrong now.cue Julieduke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julieduke Posted January 22, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 22, 2008 Thelma: well the way you treaeted him nothing can go wrong now.cue JuliedukeBubba says "Momma, I'm not talking to you ever again."Eunice says "Bubba, you come back here right now and it seems that you miss understood what I said."Bubba says "No Momma, I understood every word you said and it came it out as you didn't want me at all.cue Bo's Crush Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bo's Crush Posted January 23, 2008 Report Share Posted January 23, 2008 Eunice: now bubba you know i disnt mean that do you?Bubba: im out of here mama. goodbye.Eunice: bubba higgins you come back here!cue julieduke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julieduke Posted January 25, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 25, 2008 Eunice: now bubba you know i disnt mean that do you?Bubba: im out of here mama. goodbye.Eunice: bubba higgins you come back here!cue juliedukeBubba walks out of the Boars Nest and by now Rosco heard their conversation and he wants to talk to Bubba and try to explain why he couldn't be their for him.Bubba sees the Sheriff following him and he wanders what he wants now.Cue Bo's Crush Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bo's Crush Posted January 25, 2008 Report Share Posted January 25, 2008 bubba: hey sherieff did you have any more sons besides Freddy?Rosco: well, no not that I know of. Why?Bubba: because my mama says im your son.Balladeer: I wonder what rosco's reaction is gonna look dont you.cue julieduke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julieduke Posted January 26, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 26, 2008 bubba: hey sherieff did you have any more sons besides Freddy?Rosco: well' date=' no not that I know of. Why?Bubba: because my mama says im your son.Balladeer: I wonder what rosco's reaction is gonna look dont you.cue julieduke[/quote']The Sheriff looks at Bubba for that moment and he didn't realize this before he looks just his Grandfather did in the pictures he has of him.Cue Bo's Crush Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bo's Crush Posted January 27, 2008 Report Share Posted January 27, 2008 Rosco: well we'll go to doc applebee and see what he says you cant be my son.Bubba: but my mama Eunice Higgings said socue Julieduke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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