AlexJackson Posted October 12, 2008 Report Posted October 12, 2008 Today is that nameless Hazzard Holiday! so just let me say.....HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRIAN!!! :lol: Quote
Val Strate Posted October 12, 2008 Author Report Posted October 12, 2008 *Adorned in a little black dress holding a cake with a bunch of candles on it.*Ok everyone, the Wildlife department has talked to the local vet and there are free rabies vaccines today! Festivities for the Nameless Hazzard Holiday include, taking a long nap, drinking a lot of beer, eating all the cake and junk food you want, listening to loud rock music (Styx is a good choice), leaving gifts at the door of the Lord of the Outlaws in homage to him, and putting all work aside for fellow co-workers to pick up the slack. Hey, it is a holiday. No work allowed on Nameless Hazzard Holiday. Quote
Julieduke Posted October 12, 2008 Report Posted October 12, 2008 Happy Birthday Day Brian!!!!Happy Birthday Brian and many more, oh how old are you today? Quote
MaryAnne Posted October 12, 2008 Report Posted October 12, 2008 putting all work aside for fellow co-workers to pick up the slack. Hey, it is a holiday. No work allowed on Nameless Hazzard Holiday.Awright! I finally get a day off! Woohoo!! Happy Birthday cousin! And here's to many more! Khee! Quote
DaneyDuke Posted October 12, 2008 Report Posted October 12, 2008 *notices something different on the calendar* Happy Birthday, Dixie Ross & B.C., hope everyone had a great day! Quote
Redneck girl 01 Posted October 13, 2008 Report Posted October 13, 2008 Happy Birthday Brian!!!!! :D Quote
RogerDuke Posted October 14, 2008 Report Posted October 14, 2008 Happy Birthday Cousin Brian. Is this the oldest you've ever been? Quote
Meadowmufn Posted October 14, 2008 Report Posted October 14, 2008 Awright! I finally get a day off! Woohoo!! Happy Birthday cousin! And here's to many more! Khee!I was so busy slacking off that I forgot to post a Happy Birthday message. LOL. Tho', I did send a card and gift. Happy Birthday, Brian! Quote
Brian Coltrane Posted October 15, 2008 Report Posted October 15, 2008 Thanks for the b-day wishes, ya'll! I did read them this last weekend, sorry I'm late in posting acknowledgement. (You know how it is when ya get up there in age.... takes longer to get sober.)Yep, this is the oldest I've ever been! Seein' as how I've got the benefit of wisdom n' experience and a deep inner psychosis, I thought I'd share a few pearls of birthday wisdom with you.1) Bailey's Irish Cream and a cold root beer, mixed together, make a great party drink. Cheers! 2) There's worse things than getting older. Like...not getting older. Never turn down a birthday.3) Have cake. Even if you have to cram a candle on top of a Twinkie, have a birthday cake. Rituals have their place.4) It's not the presents that count... it's the presence, of those you have around you, that are the greatest gifts. 5) Bailey's Irish Cream and root beer.... oh yeah, we covered that one. Let's cover it again. *hic!* Thank you all, Brian Quote
DaneyDuke Posted October 12, 2009 Report Posted October 12, 2009 While Canada celebrates Thanksgiving, others observe Columbus Day... Happy Birthday, Brian! Daney Quote
MaryAnne Posted October 12, 2009 Report Posted October 12, 2009 Holy crap! It's that time of year again???HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRIAN!!! I gotta go find some smarmy birthday related pic to post like I did last year. Khee!! Quote
MaryAnne Posted October 12, 2009 Report Posted October 12, 2009 I'm back! And I found some pics to help celebrate the occasion!The Duke boys will plot to find a joke b-day cake for Brian...Bo: What'dya mean, I'm gonna give Brian the cake? It was your idea Luke!Luke: Well yeah, but I don't have to do everything! This should be a team effort. Right Cooter?Cooter: Leave me out of this.Meanwhile, Rosco's looking to get permission from Boss to use the Boar's Nest for a party...Boss: A birthday party? For Brian?Rosco: Yeah, Boss, I was thinkin' we'd have cake an' ice cream and sodie pop! And we'd decorate the Boar's Nest with Happy Birthday and steamers and the whole kit n' kaboodle! Khee!Boss: Who's payin' for all this?Rosco: Uh....MaryAnne.Satisfied he wouldn't have to foot the bill, Boss allowed Rosco to plan for the party. The Sheriff radioed to MaryAnne the good news...Rosco: We're a go for the Boar's Nest!MaryAnne: Boss agreed? I figured he'd put up a fuss since you were gonna ask him to help pay for the shindig.Rosco: Uhh....nope, he didn't put up a fuss. Can you believe that?MaryAnne: No, I can't believe that.(continued in next post....) Quote
MaryAnne Posted October 12, 2009 Report Posted October 12, 2009 While MaryAnne worked to decorate the Boar's Nest with a little help from some friends, Rosco wanted to make sure the party was well attended. Rosco: You mind if I pause from hollarin' about the sprayin' for abersinininininn fruit fly to let folks know about my cousin Brian's birthday party at the Boar's Nest?Out-of-town Thug du Jour: No problem. There gonna be cake at that party?Rosco: Yeah! Wanna come?Thug du Jour: Assuming you're not gonna arrest me before the day's out, sure.Rosco: Well, if I do, I'll bring ya piece of cake at the jail. Khee!As the hour drew closer, everyone in Hazzard was soon making a mad dash to the Boar's Nest...(continued....) Quote
MaryAnne Posted October 12, 2009 Report Posted October 12, 2009 The Boar's Nest was all decorated for the special occasion...When Bo and Luke got there, they helped with a little last minute clean up...A few of Brian's friends on both sides of the law came for the occasion...And a splendid time was had by all!By Hazzard standards, the party was a smashing success!!Boss Hogg: I'm not paying for that!!Happy Birthday cousin! I hope you had a great day! Khee! Quote
Meadowmufn Posted October 13, 2009 Report Posted October 13, 2009 Happy Birthday, Brian!Yer b-day present is gonna be late. It's the post office's fault (even though I haven't even mailed it yet. Khee!) I guaran-teeeee it'll get there before the end of the year tho'. Hehehe...Hope you had a great day. Quote
Brian Coltrane Posted October 13, 2009 Report Posted October 13, 2009 MaryAnne, that was a fun and clever birthday salute. Thank ya! You always find a creative way to mark the occassion. I enjoy looking back at this thread every year, too. Kinda neat that it keeps resurfacing.Mufn, you don't have to send me anything. But I can't wait to see what it is. Heh! I'm spoiled rotten. Man, I have it good. Thank ya'll !Brian Quote
pendragon1980 Posted October 13, 2009 Report Posted October 13, 2009 I also went on search for an appropriate picture-present for you, Brian. However, most the pictures I found weren't suitable to post on a G-rated site. However, I do want to extend a belated but very heartfelt Happy Birthday to you as well. Doc Quote
AlexJackson Posted October 13, 2009 Report Posted October 13, 2009 The Boar's Nest was all decorated for the special occasion...When Bo and Luke got there, they helped with a little last minute clean up...A few of Brian's friends on both sides of the law came for the occasion...And a splendid time was had by all!By Hazzard standards, the party was a smashing success!!Boss Hogg: I'm not paying for that!!Happy Birthday cousin! I hope you had a great day! Khee!Yeah that was some birthday party Brian! *chuckles* and of course youre right about the Bailey's plus beer, its an odd combo but great! CHEERS!! Happy Birthday!! Alex Quote
RogerDuke Posted October 14, 2009 Report Posted October 14, 2009 Happy Birthday Brian!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm on my way to the Boar's Nest now to join the party. See ya there!! Quote
DaneyDuke Posted October 10, 2010 Report Posted October 10, 2010 Awesome ecard, Deputy! Happy early B-Day! Quote
MaryAnne Posted October 13, 2011 Report Posted October 13, 2011 Happy Birthday to you!Happy Birthday to you!Happy Birthday dear Briiiiiiiaaannnnn!!!!Happy Birthday to you!!Khee! Hope you had a great day!! Quote
Brian Coltrane Posted October 13, 2011 Report Posted October 13, 2011 Thank ya! Those pictures are great! The basset cake-bandit is very appropriate, and the General Lee cake looks awesome. The GL details look like they're made of frosting?? That could be the first completely edible General Lee I've ever seen. Very cool! Y'all gave me a big smile with the birthday greetings. Thanks again! Quote
RogerDuke Posted October 13, 2011 Report Posted October 13, 2011 Happy birthday Brian. My daughter's due any time now. If she has it in the next two and a half hours I'll suggest Brian for a name if it's a boy or Brianna if it's a girl....or maybe even Brianette or Brianinna or Briannella. Quote
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