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Do-it-yerself Dukes Lyrics!


Brian Coltrane

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Let's have some fun messin' with the "Good Ol' Boys" theme, shall we? With all apologies to Waylon, here's my first stab at it :

Just the good ol' boys...

Here's a story to tell !

Not much to share between them all,

'Cept for chickens, goats and straw,

Because they're poor as hell !

But they've got a car!

Muscle under the hood!

That's the most important thang

To folks livin' in the Hazzard backwoods!

Just the good ol' boys...

Spend all their money on gas!

Two cousins and a car,

Against a Sheriff who's a pain in the -

:D

Brian

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  • 4 weeks later...

Just an awful script,

Didn’t make much sense,

Changed everything ya saw

From the Duke Boys to the Law

Boss Hogg was so thin

Making us curse,

Swear, shout, and coerce

Our fellow Duke fans

To stop this from traveling the lands

Making it’s way

From Coast to Coast

Disregarding everything

That made Hazzard the most.

Just an awful film,

It was such a disgrace

It caused the Broken Lizard

To hide their face

IN SHAME! (YEEHAW!)

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