Dukes of Hazzard Paraphrasing/Inaccurate Quotes

[Skipper Duke]

Season 4 Shine On Hazzard Moon 

Rosco:"Cletus, this is the Sheriff speakin'. Now, you stay with 'em on uh Sandridge Road an' I'll get down to Cedar Creek Lane an' cut 'em off."

Cletus:"Roger Wilco, Sheriff."

Rosco:"Khee, khee, khee! I'm gone!"

Bo:"Well, we got Cletus. Where the heck is Rosco?"

Waylon Jennings:"Rosco was fixin' to slam the back door." 😂 

Bo:"Hang on cousin. We is about to jump Hollow Creek." ❤️ 

Waylon Jennings:"Which is exactly what Rosco has in mind too. To head off the boys." ❤️ 

Rosco:"Ooh e awwe e!" 😂 

Waylon Jennings:"Friends, that's America. Kinda pretty, ain't it?" 😂 

The General Lee and Rosco both make it over the creek. They land. Bo and Luke stop.

Waylon Jennings:"Now, if yer wonderin' why the Duke Boys stopped. Well, they simply wanted to watch what was happenin'. Wouldn't you?" 😂 

Cletus:"Bye Sheriff. Aaaaaaaaaaah! Look out!" 😂 

Luke:"Look out!" 😂 

Waylon Jennings:"Hazzard is the only place that I know that ain't got no airport. But still needs a runway." 😂 

Bo and Luke get of the General Lee and run away. 😂 

Cletus:"Freeze!" 😂

Rosco:"Alright, freeze!" 😂 

Cletus:"I already froze 'em for ya." 😂 

Rosco:"Will you hush?! I'm yer Superior Officer. I'm the freezer. So just freeze!" (Tired out of breath sigh.) 😂 

 

[Skipper Duke]

Season 4 The Great Bank Robbery

Luke:"Bless yer pointed little foot. That wasn't even 3rd long yard, an' you punted us right outta trouble." 😂 

Bo:"Not quite. Are you forgettin' that Rosco thinks we robbed that bank now?"

Luke:"Yeah. We best get over to Jenson's Hollow, an' figure a way outta this mess." ❤️ 

Bo:"I'll drive. You do the figurin'." ❤️ 

Edited August 10, 2025 by Skipper Duke

[Skipper Duke]

Season 4 Trouble at Cooter's.

Bo:"You know, I just can't figure out how Rosco knew where we were all those times. First at Stone Canyon, then at Cooter's Garage."

Luke:"Unless somebody told him."

Bo:"Besides Cooter, nobody knew about it."

Luke:"Except Bonnie."

Bo:"Yeah, but come on, why would Bonnie wanna-?"

Luke:"It doesn't matter why! What we gotta do, is get back to Cooter's, an' get that float valve put in this car so it runs right!

Bo:"Shoot! We sent Cooter out to Stone Canyon to meet us with that float valve."

Luke:"Shoot, that's the easy part. All we do is raise him on the CB an' cut him off. Hey Crazy C, this here's the Lost Sheep. You out there?"

 

[Skipper Duke]

(Season 4 Coltrane Vs. Duke)

Luke Duke:"Now look what they gone an' done!" 

Bo Duke:"Well, you gotta admit, they're tryin' real hard aren't they?" 

Luke Duke:"Yeah. Hold on!"

Deputy Cletus Hogg:"Haha we outfoxed the Dukes! Hehe!" 

Deputy Emery Potter:"Maybe they went back fer help." 

Deputy Cletus Hogg:"Back fer help?! They ain't goin' back fer help! Where are they goin'?" 

Deputy Emery Potter:"They're gonna jump it."

Deputy Cletus Hogg:"They can't jump that! Houdini couldn't jump that!" 

Luke Duke:"Haha hang on this time!" 

Bo Duke:"Ya-hoo!" 

Deputy Emery Potter:(Smugly.)"They jumped it." 😂

[Skipper Duke]

(Season 4 Diamonds in the Rough)

Bo Duke:"I think he got to much of a head start."

Luke Duke:"We're gonna have to take a shortcut or somethin'." 

Bo Duke:"But we can't take that shortcut. That ain't no road." 

Luke Duke:"That never stopped you before. So come on." 

Both together:"Let's take it. Haha!" 

Bo Duke:"Ya-hoo!" 

Frank:"They just jumped the road over there."

Lisa:"You just take the long way around. You don't drive like they do." 

Waylon Jennings:"Now honey, they ain't nobody drive like they do!" 😂

[Skipper Duke]

Season 4 Dukes in Danger.

Hammer:"It's them plowboys! How'd they fix their tire that fast?"

Leeman:"I don't know! But we better start puttin' some holes in 'em!"

[Skipper Duke]

Season 2 The Meeting 

Black Jack Bender:"I don't like the way this day is startin'. I don't like it at all. A car with doors that won't open." 😂

[Skipper Duke]

This is very in The Dukes of Hazzard Return of the General Lee PlayStation 2 and Xbox. From the cutscenes of the mission General Confusion.

Rosco:"I got 'em down by the river Boss! Khee khee khee!"

Enos:"I got 'em up by the Coal Mine!"

Boss Hogg:"How could they be in both places at once?" 😂 

Luke:"An' still be standin' right in front of you." 😂 

Boss Hogg:"An' still be standin' right in front of- Aaah! You! But how'd you-?" 😂 

Bo:"Practice." 😂 

Luke:"An' 3 General Lees." 😆

That mission General Confusion is based on the TV series Season 2 episode Dukes Meet Cale Yarborough when they had 3 General Lees to fool Boss Hogg and the Jethro Brothers Simon & Roby his new partners in crime for the episode.

[Skipper Duke]

(Season 4 Cletus Falls in Love)

Daisy Duke:"Cletus has us boxed in!" 

Bo Duke:"This is downright embarrassing." 

Luke Duke:"Gonna be worse than that. If you get another phony citation from Boss. Yer gonna lose yer license. An' I ain't far behind."

[Skipper Duke]

(Season 4 Goodbye, General Lee)

Luke Duke:"Everybody in Hazzard knows this car is held together by spit an' bailin' wire."

[Skipper Duke]

Season 5 The Return of the Mean Green Machine 

Rosco:"I wonder what the hysterical value of those coins are." 😂 

Boss:"You mean "historical" don't you?"

Rosco:"That too." 😂

Boss:"What I wonder is, how much those coins are worth melted down." 😂 

Rosco:"You're gonna melt those-" 😂 

Boss:"Shhhh!" 😂 

[Skipper Duke]

Season 3 Baa, Baa, White Sheep

Abraham Lincoln Hogg (While riding in the General Lee with Luke & Daisy Duke on a bumpy road. Hitting his head on the car's roof.):"I'd rather go over Niagara Falls in a barrel than take another ride on this road!" 😂 

Luke:"That's Boss for you. The only good roads in the county are the ones that lead to his properties." 😂 

Abraham Lincoln Hogg:"That's my brother!" 😂 

[Skipper Duke]

(Season 1 The Big Heist)

Luke Duke:"If we'd have stole Boss's money, why would we be walkin' instead of drivin' our car?" Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane:"I haven't figured that out yet, but that's just typical of you to throw me off track!" 😆😂🤣