Dukes of Hazzard Paraphrasing/Inaccurate Quotes

[Skipper Duke]

Season 4 Shine On Hazzard Moon 

Rosco:"Cletus, this is the Sheriff speakin'. Now, you stay with 'em on uh Sandridge Road an' I'll get down to Cedar Creek Lane an' cut 'em off."

Cletus:"Roger Wilco, Sheriff."

Rosco:"Khee, khee, khee! I'm gone!"

Bo:"Well, we got Cletus. Where the heck is Rosco?"

Waylon Jennings:"Rosco was fixin' to slam the back door." 😂 

Bo:"Hang on cousin. We is about to jump Hollow Creek." ❤️ 

Waylon Jennings:"Which is exactly what Rosco has in mind too. To head off the boys." ❤️ 

Rosco:"Ooh e awwe e!" 😂 

Waylon Jennings:"Friends, that's America. Kinda pretty, ain't it?" 😂 

The General Lee and Rosco both make it over the creek. They land. Bo and Luke stop.

Waylon Jennings:"Now, if yer wonderin' why the Duke Boys stopped. Well, they simply wanted to watch what was happenin'. Wouldn't you?" 😂 

Cletus:"Bye Sheriff. Aaaaaaaaaaah! Look out!" 😂 

Luke:"Look out!" 😂 

Waylon Jennings:"Hazzard is the only place that I know that ain't got no airport. But still needs a runway." 😂 

Bo and Luke get of the General Lee and run away. 😂 

Cletus:"Freeze!" 😂

Rosco:"Alright, freeze!" 😂 

Cletus:"I already froze 'em for ya." 😂 

Rosco:"Will you hush?! I'm yer Superior Officer. I'm the freezer. So just freeze!" (Tired out of breath sigh.) 😂