Skipper Duke Posted December 6, 2024 Author Report Posted December 6, 2024 Season 6 The Boars Nest Bears. Bo:"It looks like this calls fer the old squeeze play! Hang on cuz!" Luke:"I hate it when you do this!" Bo:"Yahah!" Drives on 2 wheels between the big rocks. Rocks fall down. Sheriff Little stops his car. Waylon Jennings:"Now, if that had been Big Ed's head, he wouldn't even stop. He probably wouldn't even have slowed down." RogerDuke 1 Quote
Skipper Duke Posted December 6, 2024 Author Report Posted December 6, 2024 Season 4 Share and Share Alike Waylon Jennings:"Meanwhile, Murkin, thinkin' everybody had gone plumb crazy told Bo all that he knew. An' that was enough fer ol' Bo to start puttin' some pieces together." RogerDuke 1 Quote
Skipper Duke Posted December 6, 2024 Author Report Posted December 6, 2024 Season 6 Enos's Last Chance Waylon Jennings:"It's in Hazzard, it's in a hurry, an' it ain't a Duke. So whatever that fella is, he's probably up to no good. Decent folks don't carry on that way. Unless you're up to no good." RogerDuke 1 Quote
Skipper Duke Posted December 6, 2024 Author Report Posted December 6, 2024 Season 2 Mason Dixon's Girls Rosco:"They did have them cute little -" Boss Hogg:"FORGET THE DIMPLES!" RogerDuke 1 Quote
Skipper Duke Posted December 8, 2024 Author Report Posted December 8, 2024 Season 6 High Flyin' Dukes Hector:"That sounds like the duster." Percy:"It's probably lettin' them Dukes know where we are! Step on it!" A couple minutes later, Daisy picks up Bo from the General Lee with the duster and stunt flying ladder. Percy and Hector see him hanging in the sky off the ladder. Hector:"Those Dukes gotta whacked out of their minds!" Percy (Takes gun out.):"I'll whack him right out of the sky!" RogerDuke 1 Quote
Skipper Duke Posted December 9, 2024 Author Report Posted December 9, 2024 Season 6 Targets Daisy & Lulu Cousin Big Dan Hogg:"Alright Cousin J. D.! So, it's a double cross is it!? First, you get my money. Now, you wanna rob me of the necklace! Shame on you! Stealin' from kin!" RogerDuke 1 Quote
Skipper Duke Posted December 11, 2024 Author Report Posted December 11, 2024 PlayStation 1 Daisy Dukes It Out (2000) Luke Duke:"Enos! Why'd you do that?" Enos:"Sorry fellas. But since Sheriff Rosco an' I was chasin' y'all this mornin' fer speedin'-" Rosco:"Enos, do you copy? This is an all points bulletin." Enos:"Yes sir, this is Enos Sheriff!" Rosco:"Enos keep an eye fer Daisy Duke! You see her again, you arrest her fer bank robbery!" Luke:"What!?" Bo:"Daisy robbed a bank!? I don't believe it!" Enos:"Yes sir Sheriff. This is Deputy Enos Strate. Over an' out!" Luke:"You know better than that Enos! Daisy would never rob a bank. Not even if she was forced at gunpoint." Enos:"I'm sorry boys. We'll get all this sorted out. But until then, y'all have to go to jail. Wait a minute!" Luke:"Enos, we ain't got time to get arrested. We're goin' to find Daisy!" RogerDuke 1 Quote
Skipper Duke Posted December 11, 2024 Author Report Posted December 11, 2024 Season 6 The Boars Nest Bears Bo:"Awe shoot! It's Sheriff Little!" Waylon Jennings:"Now, one thing you don't wanna be is a Duke, facin' Big Ed Little. He hates the boys so bad, he once drew up plans for a new jail. With Bo an' Luke as the foundation." RogerDuke 1 Quote
Skipper Duke Posted December 11, 2024 Author Report Posted December 11, 2024 Season 6 The Boars Nest Bears Luke:"Dog gone it! It's Sheriff Little again!" Sheriff Little:"Cooperate now! Or I'll make you stop!" Bo:"Sorry Sheriff. But we ain't got the time to be sociable with you." RogerDuke 1 Quote
Skipper Duke Posted December 16, 2024 Author Report Posted December 16, 2024 Season 7 Strange Visitor to Hazzard. The Alien (Little Cousin) is driving Rosco's patrol car. Waylon Jennings:"Little Cousin is just havin' fun. And ain't aware that he could get hurt in this primitive machine." RogerDuke 1 Quote
Skipper Duke Posted December 17, 2024 Author Report Posted December 17, 2024 Season 5 Dukes Strike it Rich Coy:"Capitol City, I think we lost this one Vance." Vance:"No we didn't, there's Rosco!" RogerDuke 1 Quote
Skipper Duke Posted December 26, 2024 Author Report Posted December 26, 2024 Season 6 Close Call for Daisy Waylon Jennings:"Now, it may look to the uninitiated that Luke's plan fouled up. But his backup plan is cookin'. 'Cause he knew the road that ol' Norman was on dead ended at the steam plant." Luke:"Keep on rollin' Norman. You ain't headed nowhere but the slammer." RogerDuke 1 Quote
Skipper Duke Posted January 25 Author Report Posted January 25 Season 2 Hazzard Connection. Boss Hogg:"The state police asked us to keep an eye on Auggie Detweiller didn't they?" Rosco:"Yeah." Boss Hogg:"An' I cannot abide a crook operatin' in my county." Rosco:"Especially if he doesn't cut you in on his racket." Boss Hogg:"Especially if he doesn't cut me in on his racket." Quote
Skipper Duke Posted Wednesday at 12:02 PM Author Report Posted Wednesday at 12:02 PM Season 1 Swamp Molly. Uncle Jesse Duke:"Now, now, Molly, before you start up with one of them schemes of yours, I want you to remember that them 2 boys in there, they's on probation." Swamp Molly:"Why Jess, how you talk. Alright, if you ain't got the time, or inclination-" Uncle Jesse Duke:"Uh let's just serve up the pie, an' you an' Alice can stay as long as you want." Waylon Jennings:"The boys never could figure that strange hold Molly had over their Uncle Jesse. To their mind, that old debt had been paid twice over, with interest. Before they was even born." Quote
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.