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Season 6 The Boars Nest Bears.

Bo:"It looks like this calls fer the old squeeze play! Hang on cuz!"

Luke:"I hate it when you do this!"

Bo:"Yahah!" Drives on 2 wheels between the big rocks. Rocks fall down. Sheriff Little stops his car.

Waylon Jennings:"Now, if that had been Big Ed's head, he wouldn't even stop. He probably wouldn't even have slowed down."

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Season 6 High Flyin' Dukes

Hector:"That sounds like the duster."

Percy:"It's probably lettin' them Dukes know where we are! Step on it!" A couple minutes later, Daisy picks up Bo from the General Lee with the duster and stunt flying ladder. Percy and Hector see him hanging in the sky off the ladder.

Hector:"Those Dukes gotta whacked out of their minds!"

Percy (Takes gun out.):"I'll whack him right out of the sky!"

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PlayStation 1 Daisy Dukes It Out (2000)

Luke Duke:"Enos! Why'd you do that?"

Enos:"Sorry fellas. But since Sheriff Rosco an' I was chasin' y'all this mornin' fer speedin'-"

Rosco:"Enos, do you copy? This is an all points bulletin."

Enos:"Yes sir, this is Enos Sheriff!"

Rosco:"Enos keep an eye fer Daisy Duke! You see her again, you arrest her fer bank robbery!"

Luke:"What!?"

Bo:"Daisy robbed a bank!? I don't believe it!"

Enos:"Yes sir Sheriff. This is Deputy Enos Strate. Over an' out!"

Luke:"You know better than that Enos! Daisy would never rob a bank. Not even if she was forced at gunpoint."

Enos:"I'm sorry boys. We'll get all this sorted out. But until then, y'all have to go to jail. Wait a minute!"

Luke:"Enos, we ain't got time to get arrested. We're goin' to find Daisy!"

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Season 6 Close Call for Daisy 

Waylon Jennings:"Now, it may look to the uninitiated that Luke's plan fouled up. But his backup plan is cookin'. 'Cause he knew the road that ol' Norman was on dead ended at the steam plant."

Luke:"Keep on rollin' Norman. You ain't headed nowhere but the slammer."

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Season 2 Hazzard Connection.

Boss Hogg:"The state police asked us to keep an eye on Auggie Detweiller didn't they?"

Rosco:"Yeah."

Boss Hogg:"An' I cannot abide a crook operatin' in my county."

Rosco:"Especially if he doesn't cut you in on his racket."

Boss Hogg:"Especially if he doesn't cut me in on his racket."

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Season 1 Swamp Molly. Uncle Jesse Duke:"Now, now, Molly, before you start up with one of them schemes of yours, I want you to remember that them 2 boys in there, they's on probation." Swamp Molly:"Why Jess, how you talk. Alright, if you ain't got the time, or inclination-" Uncle Jesse Duke:"Uh let's just serve up the pie, an' you an' Alice can stay as long as you want." Waylon Jennings:"The boys never could figure that strange hold Molly had over their Uncle Jesse. To their mind, that old debt had been paid twice over, with interest. Before they was even born."

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