Dukes of Hazzard Paraphrasing/Inaccurate Quotes

[Skipper Duke]

Season 6 The Boars Nest Bears.

Bo:"It looks like this calls fer the old squeeze play! Hang on cuz!"

Luke:"I hate it when you do this!"

Bo:"Yahah!" Drives on 2 wheels between the big rocks. Rocks fall down. Sheriff Little stops his car.

Waylon Jennings:"Now, if that had been Big Ed's head, he wouldn't even stop. He probably wouldn't even have slowed down."

[Skipper Duke]

Season 4 Share and Share Alike

Waylon Jennings:"Meanwhile, Murkin, thinkin' everybody had gone plumb crazy told Bo all that he knew. An' that was enough fer ol' Bo to start puttin' some pieces together."

[Skipper Duke]

Season 6 Enos's Last Chance 

Waylon Jennings:"It's in Hazzard, it's in a hurry, an' it ain't a Duke. So whatever that fella is, he's probably up to no good. Decent folks don't carry on that way. Unless you're up to no good."

[Skipper Duke]

Season 2 Mason Dixon's Girls

Rosco:"They did have them cute little -"

Boss Hogg:"FORGET THE DIMPLES!"

[Skipper Duke]

Season 6 High Flyin' Dukes

Hector:"That sounds like the duster."

Percy:"It's probably lettin' them Dukes know where we are! Step on it!" A couple minutes later, Daisy picks up Bo from the General Lee with the duster and stunt flying ladder. Percy and Hector see him hanging in the sky off the ladder.

Hector:"Those Dukes gotta whacked out of their minds!"

Percy (Takes gun out.):"I'll whack him right out of the sky!"

[Skipper Duke]

Season 6 Targets Daisy & Lulu

Cousin Big Dan Hogg:"Alright Cousin J. D.! So, it's a double cross is it!? First, you get my money. Now, you wanna rob me of the necklace! Shame on you! Stealin' from kin!"

[Skipper Duke]

PlayStation 1 Daisy Dukes It Out (2000)

Luke Duke:"Enos! Why'd you do that?"

Enos:"Sorry fellas. But since Sheriff Rosco an' I was chasin' y'all this mornin' fer speedin'-"

Rosco:"Enos, do you copy? This is an all points bulletin."

Enos:"Yes sir, this is Enos Sheriff!"

Rosco:"Enos keep an eye fer Daisy Duke! You see her again, you arrest her fer bank robbery!"

Luke:"What!?"

Bo:"Daisy robbed a bank!? I don't believe it!"

Enos:"Yes sir Sheriff. This is Deputy Enos Strate. Over an' out!"

Luke:"You know better than that Enos! Daisy would never rob a bank. Not even if she was forced at gunpoint."

Enos:"I'm sorry boys. We'll get all this sorted out. But until then, y'all have to go to jail. Wait a minute!"

Luke:"Enos, we ain't got time to get arrested. We're goin' to find Daisy!"

[Skipper Duke]

Season 6 The Boars Nest Bears

Bo:"Awe shoot! It's Sheriff Little!"

Waylon Jennings:"Now, one thing you don't wanna be is a Duke, facin' Big Ed Little. He hates the boys so bad, he once drew up plans for a new jail. With Bo an' Luke as the foundation."

[Skipper Duke]

Season 6 The Boars Nest Bears 

Luke:"Dog gone it! It's Sheriff Little again!"

Sheriff Little:"Cooperate now! Or I'll make you stop!"

Bo:"Sorry Sheriff. But we ain't got the time to be sociable with you."

[Skipper Duke]

Season 7 Strange Visitor to Hazzard. The Alien (Little Cousin) is driving Rosco's patrol car.

Waylon Jennings:"Little Cousin is just havin' fun. And ain't aware that he could get hurt in this primitive machine."

[Skipper Duke]

Season 5 Dukes Strike it Rich 

Coy:"Capitol City, I think we lost this one Vance."

Vance:"No we didn't, there's Rosco!"

[Skipper Duke]

Season 6 Close Call for Daisy 

Waylon Jennings:"Now, it may look to the uninitiated that Luke's plan fouled up. But his backup plan is cookin'. 'Cause he knew the road that ol' Norman was on dead ended at the steam plant."

Luke:"Keep on rollin' Norman. You ain't headed nowhere but the slammer."