Skipper Duke Posted July 30 Report Share Posted July 30 This section should make everyone happy. This is where I will put things from now on, that way if it's not right word for word, 100% screen accurate to what is spoken, Hoss our admin or moderator or whatever his job is here, doesn't have to go to the trouble of correcting it. RogerDuke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted July 30 Author Report Share Posted July 30 Season 2 The Meeting Boss Hogg:"Howdy. Jefferson Davis Hogg's the name! But you can call me Boss!" Mobster:"It's the other way around fatso! You call me Boss! Here, take care of that!"(Gives Boss Hogg the shells to throw away from some nuts he was eating.) Boss Hogg:"What!? Aaah!"(Throws the shells down on the street beside the mobster's limo.) Bo & Luke have been watching this exchange from over at Cooter's Garage. Bo:"Well, he sure ain't very friendly!" Luke:"Well, you can't hardly blame him fer not wantin' to shake Boss's hand. That's just good hygiene!" RogerDuke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted July 30 Author Report Share Posted July 30 Season 4 Pin the Tail on the Dukes Bo(To Luke):"I'm startin' to feel like we're Starsky & Hutch!" RogerDuke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted July 30 Author Report Share Posted July 30 Season 1 High Octane Uncle Jesse:"You guys bring her around, and Cooter an' I will run the mash into the creek." Cooter:"Naw, naw Uncle Jesse, that would be a crime!" Uncle Jesse:"Well, that's all the evidence there is. We gotta get rid of it. Cooter:"Well, there's gonna be some happy fish in that crick!" RogerDuke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted July 30 Author Report Share Posted July 30 Everything even if it is not paraphrased and is correct is going in this section. All my quote posts from now on. That way, if it is correct good, if not good. If not, admin and moderators don't have to fix it making it correct. RogerDuke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted July 31 Author Report Share Posted July 31 Season 4 Double Dukes Luke:"You better ease it up cousin, we're gettin' close to Rosco's favorite speed trap." Bo:"Ha ha! Yeah. 10-4." Luke:"Are you lookin' fer trouble?" Bo:"No, I ain't lookin' fer trouble. I already got it! The dang gas pedal is stickin' to the floor! Hang on!" Waylon Jennings:"Well, that's one way to fix it! But I don't recommend it." RogerDuke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted August 1 Author Report Share Posted August 1 Season 3 Duke vs Duke Bo:"Luke. Luke, I lost all my forward gears!" Luke:"Sorry to hear that cousin. Just keep the General outta my way!" Bo:"Luke. I told you all my forward gears was out. But I didn't say nothin' about reverse. See you at the finish line!" Luke:"Ain't nothin' gonna stop you now Bo!" Boss Hogg:"That dang fool is tryin' to back 'er in!" Uncle Jesse:"That just proves us Dukes never give up! Forwards or backwards!" Boss Hogg:"Neither do I!" RogerDuke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted August 7 Author Report Share Posted August 7 Season 3 The Return of Hughie Hogg Bo:"Well, they're still in hot pursuit!" Luke:"Well, let's cool 'em off some!" Bo:"You got it! Hang on!" Luke:"Yahoo!" Bo:"Yeah-hoo! Awe dang it, we got the tail end wet!" RogerDuke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted August 10 Author Report Share Posted August 10 Season 7 Happy Birthday General Lee Waylon Jennings:"So that's how General Lee went to live permanently with the Dukes. An' Hazzard County ain't been the same since." RogerDuke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted August 10 Author Report Share Posted August 10 Season 4 Ten Million Dollar Sheriff Bo:"Luke do you sew? Luke:"Say what?" Bo:"We're about to thread the needle. Hang on!" RogerDuke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted August 11 Author Report Share Posted August 11 Season 4 Trouble at Cooter's Luke:"Any time now, Bo." Bo:"Luke, I'm tryin'. The General's got some kind of weeze or somethin'. Here, I got an idea. Hang on." Rosco:"I love it I love it! Hot pursuit. Kee Kee!" Bo:"Hang on!" Rosco:"Oooh Oooh!" Cletus:"Oooh!" Rosco:"Cletus, you dipstick! Oooh, ya done scuffed another one of my vehicles!" RogerDuke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted August 17 Author Report Share Posted August 17 Season 4 Sadie Hogg Day Boss Hogg is in the phone with the State Chief Bank Examiner and finds out he'll be audited for county funds and possible sign of embezzlement. The call has ended. Boss Hogg hung up. Boss Hogg:"Of the cotton pickin' corn shuckin' pig suckin', son of a revenuer!" Rosco:"Was it bad news?" Boss Hogg:"No! It was a singin' candy grin! Of course it was bad news, you dodo!" RogerDuke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted August 26 Author Report Share Posted August 26 Season 5 Lawman of the Year Waylon Jennings:"Now, bein' 5 minutes ahead of a Duke in Hazzard don't mean much. 'Cause they do know the territory." The General Lee makes a jump. Coy & Vance:"Yeehaw!" They land and are now on the bad guy's tail. Waylon Jennings:"See what I mean?" Bad Guy #1:"It's them 2 rubes! Where'd they come from?" Bad Guy #2:"It doesn't make any difference. There's no way they could keep up with a souped up engine like ours." Coy & Vance are still gaining. Bad Guy $2:"You and yo souped up engine, how come they still gainin' on us!?" Bad Guy #1 (Nonchalant.):"Beats me!" RogerDuke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted August 28 Author Report Share Posted August 28 Season 5 Vance's Lady Vance:"Rosco! What's he want now?" Coy:"He probably wants to find out if she's pretty, and if she has a sister!" Vance:"Let's just lose him huh cuz?" Coy:"Alrighty!" Waylon Jennings:"Losin' Rosco is comparatively easy fer Vance an' Coy, compared to what was comin' up." RogerDuke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted August 29 Author Report Share Posted August 29 (Rosco & Enos playing cards in Season 2 Dukes Meet Cale Yarborough) Rosco:"You got a jack?" Enos:"No sir. Go fish!" Rosco:"Enos, you don't go fish in Rummy, you dummy!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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