MinDuke Posted June 14, 2005 Report Share Posted June 14, 2005 Brian Coltrane!! ROFLMAO!!Jessica never looked BETTER! YOU BAAAAAAA-AAAAAD boy! Jax Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaryAnne Posted June 14, 2005 Report Share Posted June 14, 2005 BRIAN!!!! Good gawd....Have you no shame?? Apparently not. ROFLMAO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dale The Bold Posted June 14, 2005 Report Share Posted June 14, 2005 BAD JOKE WARNING!....Reckon someone pulled the wool over her eyes?Don't say I didn't warn you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted June 14, 2005 Report Share Posted June 14, 2005 Brian, I apologize before-hand. You got my PhotoShop juices flowing. Speaking of flowing...where'd BananaMediaMafia run off to?http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y10/Scott225/JessicaSheepson.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Coltrane Posted June 14, 2005 Report Share Posted June 14, 2005 Here's the pic you made, Scott.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dukesran1 Posted June 14, 2005 Report Share Posted June 14, 2005 i've been reading this thread and have to say i agree Jess real isn't the beatuiful althought i real dont have room to talk. but anyway as a woman i have to say that she doesn't look good in a bikini at all someone should throw her a bone are in this case a lambchop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lost_sheep3 Posted June 14, 2005 Report Share Posted June 14, 2005 The photos are hilarious, even if they are a little unfair....to the poor sheep!ROFL!LostSheep3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted June 14, 2005 Report Share Posted June 14, 2005 Do you know, Jessica's gonna catch wind of these pictures. She might find what I did to her face and bosem offensive. She may seek me out for future punitive damages. She may even send that big guy in the Land Rover after me (I'm shaking now....). But ya know what? I think this is a pretty decent payback after how she treated me and the mrs down here. So there. I love it. I might even do one more if'n the mood hits me. 8) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt_Redneck Posted June 14, 2005 Report Share Posted June 14, 2005 Here's the pic you made, Scott....Now that is my kind of sheep........... I might have a 'Baa- -aa-d" boy.......sorry about attemp at a joke , I am not as funny as ya'll , but I tried......I'm Outta hereDarrell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MinDuke Posted June 14, 2005 Report Share Posted June 14, 2005 Speaking of baa-aad...The new video premiered yesterday afternoon. I recorded the special about it and well...its interesting to say the least. Lots of Jessica shaking her butt, which is sure to make the soundtrack and the song both a smash hit, her washing the General in the bikini and of course waitressing at the Boars Nest. But if Daisy had served her pitchers of beer the way Jessica did in this video, the Dukes never would have had money issues and the Boars Nest would have been known for more than its flat beer and stale popcorn thats for sure! LOL.Jax Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Divia Posted June 17, 2005 Report Share Posted June 17, 2005 I saw it yesterday, or part of it. Btw there are two other threads about this...I'll restate what I said in theother...she looks like Spears. Plus I cant understand a flipping word the woman is saying other than..these boots are made for walking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Coltrane Posted June 17, 2005 Report Share Posted June 17, 2005 I think she said "ba-a-a-a-a-ah" once r' twice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted June 17, 2005 Report Share Posted June 17, 2005 Oh brother, Brian. Good but bad. By the way, my kids wanna know what the big deal is with the sheep. Not that I want to hide the truth and the sick and demented reality, but we happen to live out in the country and I really don't want to get any phone calls in the middle of the night from angry farmers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Coltrane Posted June 17, 2005 Report Share Posted June 17, 2005 You have a point, Scott. We'll switch to cows. Brian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lost_sheep3 Posted June 17, 2005 Report Share Posted June 17, 2005 You have a point, Scott. We'll switch to cows. BrianHazzardnet is an equal opportunity site, after all.=)LS3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted June 17, 2005 Report Share Posted June 17, 2005 ewwww They sweat through their nose... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted June 18, 2005 Report Share Posted June 18, 2005 By the way, I FINALLY saw her new video. Can I say "trash" in this forum? I was just wondering. I will say the marketing ploy will drag many young males into the movie just to see her. My kids love the video. Ok, ok...I loved the video. Every now and then I'd see the General Lee. I guess I'd have to watch it again just to be sure. This time with the sound on. It actually reminded me of Spring Break in Florida. 'Cept I was drunk. Hmmm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lostsheep22 Posted June 18, 2005 Report Share Posted June 18, 2005 Well I have seen it and all I got to say is WTF! In the world of Rosco that was horrendous!. That video has Britney Spears writin all over it. I though I was gonna lose my lunch. I hope I dont ever see that again. Oh and whats with the general's doors opening? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dukesran1 Posted June 19, 2005 Report Share Posted June 19, 2005 yes gross but it did the job there is some old horny fart out there who liked it oops sorry that was her father Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
back Posted June 21, 2005 Report Share Posted June 21, 2005 you can watch & download the movie here:http://www.collegehumor.com/?movie_id=160573im gone.-Brad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dale The Bold Posted June 22, 2005 Report Share Posted June 22, 2005 I cant understand a flipping word the woman is saying other than..these boots are made for walking.Well, here's my word-for-word translation as I hear it. Listen as you read, and you'll see I'm right!Are you ready boats?Stot walkin.YeehaLet's goYou kept sayin' you got something f__ meOff the sun, dumb blondes all say it tooAre you lookin at where I thought you'd be lookin?My legs come here around the front of youThese boots ah made fo walkin ass just what they doOne of these days these boots ah gonna walk all over youYou believe you slapped the c___ of AzarI pretend my men is just for funYou keep playin where I got you playin, yeahThese double D commanches weren't to kindThese boots ah made fo walkin ass just what they doOne of these days these boots ah gonna walk all over you (While Willie lp syncs)I'm the girl with the good boys who don't mean you no harmJust got away with Hazza county chalm.There ain't no crime in havin' a little fun.Slut will stride, that was sexy eyesWhat my boots said?Slut yourself, COME ON!Hey you have a cup of sea somethinuh-uh, uh-uh, can't touchCan I get a hang cloudfor the way I work my backtick tock, all around the clockdrop and push the tushsuck it backCan I get a Sooeey?[sooeey]Can I get a yeeha?[Yeeha]You keep thinking what you shouldn't be thinkingI'm not to far to to start to kiss the groundI'm gonna send you back home teddy cryin'Unca Jesse he sho is gonna be proudThese boots ah made fo walkin ass just what they doOne of these days these boots ah gonna walk all over youThese boots ah made fo walkin ass just what they'll doOne of these days these boots ah gonna walk all over youCome on boots!Sock.Come on, ladiesHey ya, gonna come and see a suckeruh-uh, uh-uh, can't touchCan I get a hand clapfor the way I work my backtick tock, all around the clockdrop and push the tushsuck it backCan I get a Sooeey?[sooeey]Can I get a yeeha?[Yeeha]Come on, Willie. Aw yeah. Ow.Yeeha[Yeeha]Willie Nelson, everybody.[ooooooh]Let's go[ooooh][yeeha] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dukesran1 Posted June 22, 2005 Report Share Posted June 22, 2005 boy you cant get clear than that but that can't be how the orinal sounded was it? and her boots are calling her slut? someone with a brain should have not let her even get close to this song Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dukesran1 Posted June 22, 2005 Report Share Posted June 22, 2005 I found this website the lyrics aren't the same as what you havehttp://www.anysonglyrics.com/lyrics/j/jessicasimpson/These-Boots-Are-Made-For-Walking-Lyrics-htmlOk sadly it doesn't work here but it does if you tip it in but i will go head and the lyrics for you LyricsAre you ready boots? Start walking. Let's go.You keep saying you got something for me. Well officer. I don't mind to say you do. Now you're looking right where I thought you'd be looking. Legs come handy when laws in front of you. Chours:These boots are made for walking, that's just what they'll do. One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you.You believe you stopped me for a reason. And I'm pretending my bending's just for fun. You keep playing where I got you playing, yeah; these double-d initials work to run. Chorus:I'm the girl with the good ol' boys; don't mean you no harm, just have my way with hazard county charm, Ain't a crime in having a little fun.Southern stride. I got my sexy eyes, where my boots at, ha.Strut yourself, come on, hey ya'll come on. come see something, uh huh, uh huh, can't touch, can i get a hand clap, for the way I work my back.Tick tock, all around the clock, drop it, push ya tush like that, can i get a sooey, can I get a Yee-haw!You keep thinking what you shouldn't be thanking. Another two buttons down till you're kissing the ground. I'm a gonna send you back home baby crying. But Uncle Jessie he sure is gonna be proud. Chorus x2Come on boots! Start walking. Come on ladies! Hey ya'll come on, come see something, un huh, uh huh, can't touch, can I get a hand clap, for the way I work my back.Tick tock all around the clock. drop it, push ya tush, like that, can I get a Sooey, can I get a Yee-haw!Come on Willie! Ah yeah..............ow! (I thank she hurt herself)Crowd: SooeyJessica Simpson: Yee-haw!Crowd:Yee-haw!Jessica Simpson: Willie Nelson everybody!Let's go home, boys. Ohh- Sooey!...Yee-haw...Ohh...ha,ha,ha.Who know jessica was a pig caller Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lost_sheep3 Posted June 22, 2005 Report Share Posted June 22, 2005 Dale,Your tongue-in-cheek translation was hilarious - sounded just like what I heard! Thanks for the laugh.LS3P.S. Thank you for the actual Lyrics, dukesran1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dale The Bold Posted June 22, 2005 Report Share Posted June 22, 2005 My favorite line is "Sock." It serves no purpose, but it's there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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