Titanic(1997)

[Skipper Duke]

I saw a meme joke online once. A Titanic ship picture with Gilligan & Skipper at the wheel. The caption read The Titanic would've been a lot safer in the hands of these 2!"

[Skipper Duke]

Heart of the Ocean necklace scene.

Rose DeWitt Bukater:"Jack, I want to draw me like one of your French girls. Wearing this."

Jack Dawson:"Alright."

Rose DeWitt Bukater:"Wearing ONLY this!" (Throws a dime at Jack who catches it.)"As a paying customer, I expect to get what I want."

[Skipper Duke]

Poor Fabrizio Jack Dawson's Italian friend met a tragic ending. Crushed by a falling funnel in the sinking.

[Skipper Duke]

I know this isn't funny and I shouldn't laugh out of respect for all died on Titanic, but I busted a gut at a friend's meme joke. "What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About halfway.

[Skipper Duke]

I think what sank the Titanic, the costly grave mistake was reversing the engine (Don't know if this really happened or not per James Cameron's movie). But if it did really happen, that was a costly grave mistake. Lost speed and their own wake/slipstream from traveling the fast knots they were going drifted them right to the iceberg. Put them on a collision course with it. Stood better chances of just remaining forward full speed and just trying to turn around it I think.