Titanic(1997)

[Skipper Duke]

I saw a meme joke online once. A Titanic ship picture with Gilligan & Skipper at the wheel. The caption read The Titanic would've been a lot safer in the hands of these 2!"

[Skipper Duke]

Heart of the Ocean necklace scene.

Rose DeWitt Bukater:"Jack, I want to draw me like one of your French girls. Wearing this."

Jack Dawson:"Alright."

Rose DeWitt Bukater:"Wearing ONLY this!" (Throws a dime at Jack who catches it.)"As a paying customer, I expect to get what I want."

[Skipper Duke]

Poor Fabrizio Jack Dawson's Italian friend met a tragic ending. Crushed by a falling funnel in the sinking.

[Skipper Duke]

I know this isn't funny and I shouldn't laugh out of respect for all died on Titanic, but I busted a gut at a friend's meme joke. "What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About halfway.